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Old 2009-05-31, 17:53
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A River of Gore Runs Through it

Holy fucking glowing monkey balls, it's Cloaca's fucking birthday!

 
Old 2009-05-31, 18:48
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Have a great one!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-05-31, 21:11
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A river of gore ran through your mom's vagaygay today!

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Old 2009-05-31, 21:22
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Tim is literally the 4th gayest mod on this entire forum. It doesn't sound like much because there aren't a lot of mods here, but if you factor in just how much pure, unadulterated gay permeates the staff, it's fucking impressive.

You are the anus of lower vertebrates and completely filth. Fuck you, Timberly.
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Old 2009-06-01, 00:58
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A river of gore ran through your mom's vagaygay today!

I thought mummy tasted a bit tangy today...
 
Old 2009-06-01, 01:02
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who is Cloaca
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Old 2009-06-01, 02:20
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who is Cloaca

lol I was wondering the same thing

Happy Birthday anyways
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-01, 05:06
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Happy Birthday
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-06-01, 07:46
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Pfft, "who's Cloaca?"

Tim is an endless vortex that erases your destiny, a tornado of souls and a churning maelstrom all rolled into one mangy Austrailian Devil.

Anyway, drinks shall be had
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Old 2009-06-01, 08:35
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Have a good one!
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Old 2009-06-01, 16:40
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Happy Fucking Birthday dude


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Old 2009-06-01, 16:55
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Have a good one!



Can't believe you people don't know him.
 
Old 2009-06-01, 23:34
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What the fuck is wrong with you wrinkly nut sacks? He's a fucking mod, for Christ's sake. He's a mod at rivers of gore, too. He posts there more often.
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Old 2009-06-02, 00:32
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I remember him from long time ago, but only the name. These guys are n0obs. They're just learning to read.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-02, 00:34
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I remember him. Beers.

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Old 2009-06-02, 02:54
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Happy bday! Hope you had a good one!
 
Old 2009-06-03, 03:16
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happy bday man!
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Old 2009-06-03, 06:05
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who is Cloaca






I died for a moment there.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2009-06-03, 06:20
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Drawn, you've been here since 06, how the hell can you not know him? Lay off the pot dude, haha.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-06-03, 07:19
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ahem... being from the '04 era I sure do remember Cloaca


HAPPY BIRTHDAY

you haven't been here for a long time...

long long time...

you've been drinking... haven't you?
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Old 2009-06-03, 07:59
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ahem... being from the '04 era I sure do remember Cloaca


HAPPY BIRTHDAY

you haven't been here for a long time...

long long time...

you've been drinking... haven't you?



He's Austrailian, of course he has. I bet it was warm Four X, too, the dirty fucker.
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