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2009-05-18, 12:32
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Forum Daemon
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I Turned Him Queer
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2009-05-18, 12:41
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a happy birthday! But be careful around Paddy. He has orchitis.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-18, 12:54
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Forum Daemon
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But be careful around Paddy. He has orchitis.
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2009-05-18, 13:45
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Yes you are, I can smell it all the way across half a continent and through two screens.
Have a good one Wolfsherz!
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"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2009-05-18, 14:13
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I am no longer infected |
Way to remove the edge off of the experience.
And holy crap, my first ever B-daythread in my 3 years of residence here.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-05-18, 14:31
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 Have a good one, you belgian fuck. |
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2009-05-18, 14:47
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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That's cuz Paddy was so awed by your prowess.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-05-18, 15:05
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Quantum.
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That's cuz Paddy was so awed by your prowess.
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Don't go there!
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2009-05-18, 15:21
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Have a good one
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2009-05-18, 15:27
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Have a good one even though I don't enjoy the music you do.
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2009-05-18, 16:31
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Way to remove the edge off of the experience.
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Don't worry, I still have a flapping, gangrenous, festering prolapsed rectum that I'm hoping you'll poke back into line with your bulbous, swollen, glowing-purple, pulsating Fuckbuster Meat-Mallet 4000™.
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And holy crap, my first ever B-daythread in my 3 years of residence here.
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Don't feel bad, I've been a member here for 5 years and I've only had one birthday thread, and that was shared with John! I was just an afterthought! 
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2009-05-18, 16:35
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happy birthday dude
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-05-18, 17:12
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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happy bday even though you come off as a huge asshole to me |
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2009-05-18, 17:27
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Have a good one even though I don't enjoy the music you do.
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happy bday even though you come off as a huge asshole to me |
You wanna fight bitch!?
Nah man thanks to the both of ya!
And the others of course.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-05-18, 17:30
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happy bday fruit cake
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2009-05-18, 17:38
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Forum Daemon
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happy bday even though you come off as a huge asshole to me |
I came off his asshole once, and it was a perfectly pleasant experience.
Any plans for your big day, Wolfsherz? 20 years old - no more teenage kicks for you, son! You gotta mark this occasion by poisoning your liver with paint stripper or whatever the fuck it is you people do
Me, you ask? Well, I'll be curling up in bed nice 'n' early with a lovely cup o' coco and a 3 inch-thick book of nude thalidomide amputees.
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2009-05-18, 18:05
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Fuck ya gay turds...
H-a-p-p-y-B-u-r-t-h-g-a-y Wolff!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-05-18, 18:33
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I came off his asshole once, and it was a perfectly pleasant experience.
Any plans for your big day, Wolfsherz? 20 years old - no more teenage kicks for you, son! You gotta mark this occasion by poisoning your liver with paint stripper or whatever the fuck it is you people do
Me, you ask? Well, I'll be curling up in bed nice 'n' early with a lovely cup o' coco and a 3 inch-thick book of nude thalidomide amputees.
Have a good day chief! |
Oh well, went on the usual bartrip yesterday with some friends, got exotic pussy, and ended up bycicling home with 2 other guys singing Hendrix songs along the way. Was good enough.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-05-18, 18:39
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Happy Birthday dude
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-05-18, 19:19
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You're not supposed to reply in your own bday thread on the day it's posted. Now get out there are have some fun!
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2009-05-18, 19:34
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HAPPYHAPPY BIRFDAY
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2009-05-19, 06:25
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOODE
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2009-05-20, 04:53
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Okay.
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I am no longer infected |
I still am 
Happy Birthday Wolf! Have a good one!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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