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2002-12-21, 17:13
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retarded ads - FEMALE condoms
Okay, so was I was listening to some songs on my kazaa I realized one of the advertisement ads said "Female Condoms. Seriously? Click on them for a FREE SAMPLE", and was thinking WHAT THE FUCK! Females cant 'wrap their packages' unless... shes a he that wants to be a she. Have any of you seen any stupid, retarded, an embarrasment to human race ads?
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2002-12-21, 17:15
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there is female condoms
its like a massive male condom that they stick up in there
kinda like a diaphram but not really.. you know
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2002-12-21, 17:16
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Haha, I'm not merging this with RTT because frankly, I forgot how to do it, and I'll probably mess it up in the process...but these kinds of things go in RTT, please post them there from now on.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-12-21, 17:27
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Originally posted by Mofoism
there is female condoms
its like a massive male condom that they stick up in there
kinda like a diaphram but not really.. you know
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Haha. Okay... I see what your saying. Whoopy doo. Now females have the option of using birth control pills, abortion, patches, using no protection, AND female condoms.
What a world, I suppose.
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Haha, I'm not merging this with RTT because frankly, I forgot how to do it, and I'll probably mess it up in the process...but these kinds of things go in RTT, please post them there from now on.
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2002-12-21, 21:26
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i've seen them before in sex-ed, they're gigantic
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2002-12-21, 23:25
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I was buying a vibrator to give to a girl I know (who needs to lighten up and cum more often, hence the vibrator) and I saw these in a terrible seedy sex shop. They cost about $5 each and you could fit your whole head in one. Frankly, any bag that sized covered inside and out with slime and dick goo is one of the least attractive things in the world.
I like this topic. Female condoms are topical anyway - no RTT for this, please.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2002-12-22, 00:44
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fuck all that, thatd just be uncomfortable. i think ill stick to lettin him deal with that.
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2002-12-22, 00:56
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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I like this topic. Female condoms are topical anyway - no RTT for this, please.
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Yep, just gotta keep walpurgis and his finger off the trigger. 
Female condoms are a waste of time, for females at least. There's too many other products that do the same, or better to waste your time with them. However, I get more use out of them as it's the only thing I'll fit in
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2002-12-22, 02:35
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Ha. Ha.
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2002-12-22, 12:33
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I was buying a vibrator to give to a girl I know (who needs to lighten up and cum more often, hence the vibrator)
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2002-12-22, 17:51
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Hahaha, sane you rule
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2002-12-22, 19:17
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f_b_s
How the hell do you know that you could fit your head in it? I know im being childish, but seriously, how many times have you seen someone walking around with an over-sized condom on their head?
I am now going for counsiling after reading this.
Edited for spelling by slayme, just for the fuck of it.
reedited for spelling by dai, just to piss slayme off
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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2002-12-24, 01:43
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are you 3 years old ?
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2002-12-24, 06:04
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Hahaha, what did she say when you gave it to her?
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Funny you should mention that old son.
I gave it to her in a very nice restaurant where we were out for her birthday dinner. To be contentious I wrapped it in very nice paper. After the shock was gotten over, it was rather funny. Imagine if you will 12 people sitting round a table each trying to outdo each other being retarded with a squirmy 7" purple jelly thing.
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2002-12-24, 16:49
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HAHHAHAA
you sick perverted bastard that actually made me laugh 
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2002-12-24, 22:39
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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HAHHAHAA
you sick perverted bastard that actually made me laugh
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In that case, Merry Christmas 
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
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2002-12-24, 22:43
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haha, thanks
I'm sitting here at home, alone, with a crate of heineken and nobody around.
pretty pathetic I guess, but hell it's better then going to my grandparents with my bro and parents.. I told them to stick it.. I'm not a family guy
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