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Fuck!!!!!
girls drive me INSANE!!!!! anyone have any suggestions on how i can get this one girl to stop bugging me? i dont wanna be an ass to her but she needs to stop saying "do u still like me?" and "do u think we'll go out again?" and blah blah BLAH! shes talking to me right now even and i just fuckin woke up!
 
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Try to tell her the truth. Like...
"do u still like me?"
Yes, I would if you wouldn't be so clinging to me...
"do u think we'll go out again?"
Yes, maybe, but definetly not now.
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If that does not work, then you've got to be an ass, I guess.... No other ways... 
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i say be an ass shes being an ass to you so be one right the fuck back hahaha  
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hahaha
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who did it ?
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Yeah, the titles not bad eh 
Listen, you can't just let someone determine your time like that. Sit her down, look her in the eye, and tell her to GO THE FUCK AWAY! That's not being an ass, that's called honesty. Or you could go the soft version and tell her you need "distance", whatever the fuck that means.
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I changed the title. I figured it needed to be a bit more specific, and funny.
As for the question asked in the thread, I'm agreeing with sane. Tell her to piss off, and if she bothers you again, punch her in the throat.
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2002-12-22, 00:32
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Say "Hey, Bitch, leave me the fuck alone."
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you stole the words right outta my mouth.
or just fuck her and blow her off the next day, that could just do the trick.
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That could possibly do the trick or better yet, when you are fucking her you "accidentally"  kill her then say you guys had some major dominatrix thing going and it just kinda went too damn far.........but i think you would still get your ass thrown in jail. So, maybe just the fucking then the ditching. Either way, get rid of her 
spelling edited by slayme just for the hell of it.
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tell her she's a whore
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2002-12-22, 04:09
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Sleep with her. The next morning, wake up scratching your pubes saying, 'Goddamn those crabs are coming back again'. That may do the trick.
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warnerve is onto something. Just don't get her pregnant, for fuck's sake.
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Just make her think your a real geek, always works for me. Just talk about something nerdy like Star Wars or sing death metal whenever your around her. Ive done it before, it works.
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Tell her you'd love to spend a lot of deep, meaningful time around her, but you're a member of a Pride group that hates whatever racial background she might happen to be. It's like Romeo and Juliet, except you're not willing to die for her, and dont want to ever see her ever again, not even by accident. Maybe she'd kill herself. That's what you wanted, right? I forgot the question.
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you stole the words right outta my mouth.
or just fuck her and blow her off the next day, that could just do the trick.
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oh you're such a sensitive girl 
but I like that idea
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see, i like the way u think. 
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you stole the words right outta my mouth.
or just fuck her and blow her off the next day, that could just do the trick.
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i already did that....now she thinks we belong together for life...
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yeah...i'll tell her off today cause thats the only way she'll stop talking to me...but the reason i dont wanna do that is cause she has a lot of hot friends and i dont want them to think im an ass...fuck!
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she has a lot of hot friends and i dont want them to think im an ass...fuck!
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eitha that or get pissed out of ur head and throw up all over her  
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yeah...i'll tell her off today cause thats the only way she'll stop talking to me...but the reason i dont wanna do that is cause she has a lot of hot friends and i dont want them to think im an ass...fuck!
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why whats wrong with that there not his freinds just make sure non of them could kick your ass that would be the smart thing then if they cant be the biggets ass in the fucking world
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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i remember one girl that i wouldnt go out with in the end she got so pissed off
she threw a hot drink over at the time my best mate
the only way to get rid of her is to wait untill she gets bored its hard but worth
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goodluck
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i talked to her today and i had to be an ass  i feel good!!!  ....i think she hates me |
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
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some bitches are just so fuckin stupid, y' know?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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That's what you should do: ask for anal sex! Demand it, and tell her that, if she rejects you, you couldnt possibly stand to be around her anymore, as it would remind you of the pain of not fucking her in the ass. And if she does say yes, tell her you were just kidding, she's disgusting, and you cant imagine letting your pure mind spend ANY more time around her.
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If shes bangin then fuck her and THEN tell her you dont want a relationship right now
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but really its not good to get someone attatched to you and then not want to do anything with it.. very bad for them
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Sorry guys, this thread is extremely redudant now. Say goodbye.
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