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2009-04-06, 00:40
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Forum Daemon
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Didn't I Kill This Guy on Level 3 of Modbusters?
Happy birthday far_beyond_sane!
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2009-04-06, 01:22
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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happy out of the vagina and into the cold harsh world day  |
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2009-04-06, 02:32
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GET FUCKED YOU SCRAWNY, BALDED HALF-WIT!
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i'm so bonery
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2009-04-06, 02:57
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-04-06, 08:34
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Vaginal Warts
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-04-06, 09:47
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Schrodinger's Cat
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I've seen 11 year old girls lift more weights than Jim.
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2009-04-06, 10:57
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Häppy Birthdäy!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-04-06, 15:22
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Post-whore
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Have a good one king cunt.
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2009-04-06, 15:48
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Quantum.
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Cheers man!
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2009-04-06, 16:10
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Noob lud
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I demand that you tear 27 phone books in half for the occasion and enjoy some pints of course!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-04-06, 16:32
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Attorney at Bird Law
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I think it's cute how he pretends to rip "real" phone books in half and bends cheap ass aluminium and pretends it's fucking steel. He'd be lucky if he could rip the New York Times in half, that estrogen oozing pantywaist.
Fuck you, Jimberly.
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2009-04-06, 18:15
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Happy Birthday, Snookums! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-04-06, 18:16
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Drugged Unholy
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happy birthday you crazy fuck
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-04-08, 13:28
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Hello, vaginals.
On my birthday, I had fun and didn't think of you at all.
Especially Estrogendeznez. I didn't think of him TWICE.
TALENT.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2009-04-08, 20:27
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Pfft, I can not think of Chris more times than there are things in the world, all while holding a conversation with him. I was even in Mass this weekend and didn't think about him so hard he actually ceased to exist for a 15 minute period, of which I was of course not aware.
I'll buy you a whisky or something.
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2009-04-08, 21:58
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a damn good one!
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2009-04-09, 00:37
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Pfft, I can not think of Chris more times than there are things in the world, all while holding a conversation with him. I was even in Mass this weekend and didn't think about him so hard he actually ceased to exist for a 15 minute period, of which I was of course not aware.
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THAT'S FINE, I DON'T CARE! 
I was extra busy last weekend, anyway! First, I was playing MK2, right? It was awesome, playing a 15 year old game over the internet against some guy from Chicago. Then I was busy out in the woods catching frogs at night. It was so kewl.
Then, the next day, I was busy getting my mother's car out of the impound because when we were in the woods we were parked after hours and the Taunton PD had nothing better to do than have us towed from the wildlife refuge where I serve as a fucking board member. Then, after that, I looked for snakes and didn't find any. Then I went out with my cousin and uncle. We were all walking and stuff. It was rad. Then I went to a different uncle's house to watch WrestleMania. NOTHING IS BETTER THAN WATCHING HHH JIZZ ALL OVER THE LEGACY OF WRESTLEMANIA. FUCK YOU GUYS.
As you can see, my weekend was both action packed and too busy for nerds. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Srsly, fuck you guys.
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2009-04-09, 02:57
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Don't feel too bad; I was in Boston, kidnapping Dorchester children so Dennis Lehane would write about me. He didn't, the bastard.
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2009-04-09, 12:21
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Don't feel too bad; I was in Boston, kidnapping Dorchester children so Dennis Lehane would write about me. He didn't, the bastard.
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It could have been worse; as long as you were up in Boston, it could have been Denis Leary writing about you. Want to be featured on an episode of Rescue Me? Even worse, you could have been injected into a Lenny Clarke standup act.
Steven Wright FTW. Boston comedy rules.
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