What a cunt

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hahahaha

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Roseanne Bar's pussy smells like baked turds.

Fuck me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZ...feature=related

I have to share this with everyone.

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"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

Serves me right for trusting you to post a working link. Extra fail for both of us, Reqreational user.

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Whatever function of the forum truncates long URLs didn't retain the original location this time for some reason, so the URL tries to direct you to the garbled version of the link.

Stwange. Vewy, vewy stwange.

http://i41.tinypic.com/m9bv61.png

Die URL enthält eine fehlerhafte Video-ID.

Es ist sinnlos, lass es einfach lieber ODER FÜG EINE RICHTIGE URL EIN!

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HAHA

ROFLZ

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Sorry about that. This one works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZ...re=channel_page

FUCK! That's revolting. Is it fake?

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I honestly wouldn't say no to her. Then again, I didn't say no to my dad when he pulled back my bed covers that night and gently reamed me via the missionary position, so who the fuck am I to judge?

lmao, I tried putting that picture as my first post for the thread but the URL was fucking up.

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http://www.debauchery.de/video/Deba...machine18er.mov

Has there ever been0 a better death metal video?

Fuck that`s a good combination

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haha, yeah it only worked when I made it a hyper text.

And yes it's real.

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No, it's not. That's some random BBW porn model with Roseanne's head poorly photoshopped onto the body. That figure isn't nearly as bad as Roseanne's real one.

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Yeah there's no way Roseann's tits are that huge. Gotta be fake.

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How do you know? That's an old photo..I could have sworn I heard there were nudes of her that were on the internet.

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It's fake, I found the original:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8657/reallmn.jpg

That was 15 minutes well spent.

HAHAHAHA

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this one gets more to the point

http://www.efukt.com/2431_Death_Metal_Porn.html

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Wow. Haven't seen you around in a long time.

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Ahh come on

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Necrophagia?

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Yawns, 4 more week of school guys, 4 more weeks.

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It's at times like this I feel grateful for the fact that I'm a chronically unemployable 25-year-old

School's out for...EVER!

It's really obvious just from the figure. This girl is chunky, but her curves are proportional. Roseanne is not proportion, she is loopy, sloppy fat. If that isn't enough, the tits are a dead giveaway. Look at the picture again; the head is clearly from a different source. EDIT: also, the part of the image below the head has been horizontally stretched a little bit.

People do this shit constantly, and I've seen it so much that I can spot it right away. I don't even know why I've seen so many. I don't bother looking for celeb nudes, most celebs do absolutely nothing for me.

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I agree. Besides, unless you're some sort of Travis Bickle wannabe, I can't for the life of me understand how there's even a niche for this shit. Who but psychopaths are going out of their way to wank to porn involving women they've simply seen on the telly? It lies somewhere between celebrity gossip addiction and flat out stalking.

Be normal, wank to amputee lesbian midget bondage porn like everyone else. You fucking cunt! You cunt, who doesn't even exist except within the context of this post! FUCK YOU, hypothetical weather-girl serial killing bastard! I bet you have a wispy goatee and crazy Son of Sam hair. Get shaved and get fucked.

yeah man. I've been schooling the n00bz in the gear thread because xdisx never shows up anymore


now, why is this thread about fat ugly whales?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE

I think it`s funny (Big fat ugly whale.....got it?)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOGCDc34m-4

thought id post this. i think this guy is pretty fucking wicked check it out

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Ok ok..admit it Chris..you've had sex with Roseanne.

She did however appear in Playboy..

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yup

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Speaking of which, where is Timedragon? Someone check the county jails!

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hey all

back from seeing bf

we went to warwick over his birthday, i paid for us to stay at the hilton there & for the meal on night of his birthday & a few drinks, well it was his 30th

we went to warwick castle which was beautiful, took shitload of pics lol

when we got back on sat night we went out with mates for a "few drinks" to celebrate his birthday & yeah lets just say if it wasn't for my rugby playing boyfriend practically carrying me, i wouldn't have made back to his!! lol

& got him to take pics of my ink but am really sleepy & couldn't be bothered sorting them out at the moment lol

no pics of me, thought would spare you all that disgust!! lol

& i passed another assignment!! a computers & processors one gots 56% which although isn't great still is a pass & i can make up the grades with the later assignments. i haven't looked at the feedback yet but i suspect that the fuckin' calcuations for 2 complement binary let me down *sigh*

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Come on one pic for me..

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lol proaz i'll have a wee look tomorrow & see if i can hoak out a vaguely decent pic of me, since you asked ever so nicely lol

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just downloaded my marked assignment & it wasn't the binary that let me down, i got full marks for it!

it was the flowcharts & other stuff but at least i know how to improve now

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I believe that's an attack on my character.

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Was that issue spread over 4 magazines which had to be aligned in a 2 x 2 square like some sort of giant meaty jigsaw puzzle?

Shhhhhhh sh sh sh! We're dangerously close to another RTT-filling "timedragon Vs. everyone" royal rumble! Why can't we just talk about fat women and midgets and the beautiful marriage of said peoples on my BBW-on-LBW website? Incidentally, I'm running a special offer for this week only on subscription fees! Here's a taster of what's on offer:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8317/18818734.png

FUCK YEAH!

Congrats on the binary! Let's see how much you really know:

011000100111010101101110011011100111100100100000011100110110001101100001011100100110010101 110011001000000110110101100101

010010010010000001101100011011110111011001100101001000000110110101101001011001000110011101 1001010111010001110011

So, when can we expect some pics? I'm eager to see the face that launched a thousand pants-shitting frenzies in Armagh's UVF underworld

10 bucks say there's midgets in there.

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I'm way too predictable...I gotta stop posting here so often

Wow I love the comments on this:

"thats fucking sly blowing up a whale
yeh i no its dead and all but using explosives fuck that is just evil
america you fucking suck"

lolololol

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binary decoded:
"bunny scares meI love midgets"

yeah i am a geek! lol my bf calls me "queen qeek" he as also commented that "you are the sexiest geek i know!" lol but then again he is biased lol

& lol to pics am shattered at the moment & i have washing to do downside of coming back from hols lol pics maybe tonight or later in week

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Haha those were two separate sentences, you must have just used this site That's the same site I used to generate it hahaha.

Looking forward to the pics *unzips jeans*

what?? no i didn't!! i took it as one binary string & that's what i got, don't care if you believe me or not!!

at your last comment!!!

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011000110111010101101110011101000010000001101110011010010110011101100111011001010111001000 100000011001100110000101100111011001110110111101110100001000000111011101101000011011110111 001001100101

Hey guys... I'll post sum sexy pix up later

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HAHA!! Fuck

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...I converted that.

In a public place. I laughed very loud. The teacher asked why. I said "because cunt nigger faggot whore" cause her voice sounded like the student who was behind me. Cause I thought it was her. Oh fuck yes.

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HAHA

I'm very glad I posted that, you just made my day a little bit brighter

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Haha just kidding

So can you actually read binary? That's pretty impressive! What line of work are you hoping to get into at the end of your course?

LOL! You kiss my mother with that mouth?

I'm eagerly awaiting your pics. I haven't had a decent wank in about 6 months, plus I need to brush up on my photoshop skills.

MUHAHAHAHA!

Here I am, Paddy. Wank away! The Real JoeYngVai

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I bet you take the biggest dumps. If you ever wanna take one on my face and/or chest, make sure you stock up on plenty of green vegetables and roughage the day before. If I can't smell it comin' there's no point.

You also look like you could contain a fair amount of spunk without getting cum-burps. We should definitely hook up

For TruthDevoid:

I left a pretty major element out of the stuff I wrote about why the troubles here got started and escalated, and no history of the troubles would be complete without it, so here it is haha:

Mass internment without trial was just as big a factor in all of this as Bloody Sunday/Friday. This involved the mass rounding up of "suspected" terrorists, and the powers that were granted to the operation by the British government were quite staggering. For instance, a suspected terrorist could be held, without charge and without access to a lawyer, for 2 weeks. During this time, "enhanced interrogation techniques" were permitted. Sound familiar? hahaha Well, you get the picture.

The fact of the matter is, 90+% of the those who were arrested during this period were Catholics, and 99.9% of them were innocent. This caused further distrust and hatred between the British army and the Catholic community because they saw it as an oppression of Catholics rather than a genuine attempt to capture terrorists, no matter what their religion/allegiances. This went on for quite a while, and pretty much every country that took notice - even closely allied countries - condemned the program and human rights organisations took a special interest and wrote scathing reports in response to it. The IRA got yet another boost in their ranks thanks to the anger and bitterness, and the loyalist paramilitaries got bigger and badder in response to the growing threat from the Provies. And everyone else paid the price.

That's it in a nutshell The same thing happened with Japanese citizens in America during WW2, which you've probably already heard about. It's strange that governments employ these tactics when they clearly don't work and in fact inflame the problem. The historical record speaks for itself in that respect.

I think that this, plus the other stuff bunny and I wrote previously, pretty much gives you a "For Dummies" style overview of what the fuck went wrong here.

Again, hopefully things won't get back to that stage.

MIDGETS!

thanks Paddy. I got a pretty good understanding of it now, though it was rather hard to read cause the giant bright red "midgets!" at the bottom kept distracting me haha. I thought you were going to connect the story to say that somehow midgets were responsible for it all haha

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It's funny you should mention that, because I have rock solid evidence that midgets are indeed involved in terrorist activity. BEHOLD!

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/28...eeeeeeeeeee.png

You heard it here first.

yeah i was telling telling stories (same ones i told here) when was out on sat night with bf & mates & they all kinda looked at each other and went "fuck!! but you survived it!", i blame it for the way i turned out lol

it was the first time bf had heard stories in that much detail, they were talking about stuff they'd seen on tv & then i went one better in their eyes lol

one of my mates said "you automatically have street cred over here!" mind you he did have about 4 or 5 at the time lol

i can't remember the nonense that was said after 7 or 8 myself!! lol i can't even remember how much i drank!!! lol i suspect it was around the 10 mark though & this was on an empty stomach!!

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Hahahahaha honey, you had street cred with me way before I ever heard any of your stories. You're...frightening...

In the best possible way, of course DON'T HURT ME I have hepatitis A, B & C, so beware! I'll bleed all over ya like a busted bottle o' shower gel.

rofl paddy!!!

& to answer an earlier question of yours, yes i can convert binary, currently doing 2 compliment's binary lots of fun!! lol

& i hope to do web design/computer programming,

& if you are interested my quote in my siggy, came from a tattooist in belfast! lol

& i'm not scary!! lol

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Haha yes, you told me about the tattooist, and presumably he said that to you without knowing about your Mrs. Charles Bronson past, so it proves my point I cannot WAIT to see a picture of you!

I'd love to be able to learn programming, but my little brain just solidifies into a sort of wet sand material after about 5 minutes of reading up on it. It physically hurts, and I have to have 3 or 4 wanks before it subsides. So, I'm in awe of the progress you're making.

I was getting into webdesign in the past, and was even learning raw HTML code. I knew quite a bit of it, but I forgot it all after a particularly violent fart. My brother and I were going to go into business, just locally, but various factors (chronic farting and obsessive wanking, mainly) ruined it. It might happen in the future, if I can muster the will to install Dreamweaver

That's actually a picture of her in her avatar. Not the bunny.

at paddy, dunno what you mean are you suggesting i'm some sort of psycho?? lol

& aaaaaaawwwww pst you are a sweetie!!!

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There are so many fucking animated smilies on the previous page that I wouldn't be surprised if they induced a seizure in someone. We need an advisory while bunny is actively posting to prevent such an event since she uses them like I do women (read: CONSTANTLY).

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what??? darko am not *that* bad!!

an adivsory while i'm posting!! lol

you & paddy are making me out to be some smilie weilding psycho!! (okay that made kinda sense in my head!!)

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Hey, where's my pic?

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So I'm at school today and I now relize i need to stop watching foriegn films.....I was talking and i slipped right into a British slang tone for 5-8 seconds....weirdy even me the fuck out..

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probably one of the oldest macros on the internet, but very related

http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/gra...smiley-face.jpg

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for paddy

http://veggiemacabre.files.wordpres...9/02/mullet.jpg

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Haha, that's been on the net for ages.

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Ah, the joy I'd get from being a midget.

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new to me

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what the FUCK is up with gagging these days?! I can't even watch a decent porn without some stupid testostorone-morones fucking mouthraping a decently good chick.

Definitely a bonerkiller. Vomit sounds belong to drinking-nights with friends.

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Agreed... that shit is fucking gross.

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HAHAHAHA! Look at the size of that ball! It'd be like a regular person shooting hoops with a beach ball!

I think that photo was intentionally set up to be funny, which is just obscene. For all of my faults, I respect midgets enough to secretly photograph them in their natural habitats as they go about their normal monkey-riding business, and at no point do I make them act out scenes from my favourite movies or let them run loose in my back garden so that I can hunt them with my slingshot.

Oh wait...

Cheers MOS!

Yes!! It seems that the porn industry is now saturated with brutality. Watching a woman's face turn purple and the veins in her temple start to bulge as she chokes on some psychopath's cock is as much a turn-on for me as two elderly nuns sharing a double-ended dildo. It makes me feel slightly disturbed and the more extreme ones just make me want to kill the guys involved. The last thing I want to do when I see that crap is to play slippy-slidey with my pump action meat-cannon.

What ever happened to nicely lit scenes and slow motion and sombre music and, dare I say it, lovemaking? Where's the fucking humanity?? I find myself more turned on by the old softcore stuff than the current "let's see how much you can fit in your ass" or "I'll fill this bowl with semen, then you down it in one" trends. It seems that any wanker with a camera can make a porno, and as long as it contains cocks and pussies people will buy it, regardless of the terrible direction/production, and it worries me that the more brutal stuff is taking centre stage, because it indicates that this is what the majority of people are watching.

I want porn, not an episode of Fear Factor with Cocks, nor some bizarre Japanese endurance show with fannies and bodily drippings.

Really? I like some of those... depends on the particular porno though. Bitch probably deserves it anyways.

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Damn, where's the Whinedragon when you need him? I think we finally scared him off.

When I was in highschool they had this event where a team of midgets (not from the school, some amateur team) would play basketball against a few teachers. I couldn't believe what I heard when I was told about it. Apparently all ticket sales went to a charity.. but how do you cure the vertically challenged?

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The money all went towards the funding of The Little Solution, presided over by a strange and mysterious man who was simply known as "P.M."

In the end the plan didn't come together, and all that remains in the historical record is this roughly drawn flowchart which has yet to be deciphered:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6365...tlesolution.jpg

How queer!

What? I decipher that as saying a little midget was given a train, takin to a basement, and a dildo was put up his naughty place.

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Viagra?

Hey wouldn't that be horizontal?.... Ah all according to what position your in...

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The Little Solution was a plan to harvest midgets, pack them onto trains and transport them to concentration camps at which point they'd be converted into dildos.

this thread kills

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Not if your schlong is so long that it hangs down regardless of the degree of your boner.

You must have never seen porn before. If 14 inchers don't hang down, nothing does.

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I find it very disturbing that you use my initials as the name of the leader... my family does have a history of sleep walking.

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19 inchers do!

i wouldn't argue Req's superior knowledge of dicks

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And the Quotie Award 2009 goes to:

TruthDevoid


(No offence Requiem! haha)

haven't forgotten about pics btw

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If you hadn't forgot about the pics, they would be visible right now!

And i'm sure Chris has a vast knowledge of Penile information himself. He and Requiem should duel it out in an 'Official MetalTabs Penis thread'.

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+1

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Steve do you still play guitar often?

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I could school you guys, including Chris. I'm penis privy.

oh 4 shure im an expert on teh penus LULZOLZLLZOLZ!!!

PENUS!

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two words!! "fuck off!!"

i work full-time plus i'm studying part-time, how about giving a girl a break eh??

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How can you work full-time and study part-time? Wouldn't the term full-time indicate that it takes up all of your time?

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#
Oh come on! Everyone knows a womens`day is about 50h long!

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Shit, how are you able to squeeze in 2 hours of vigilante work every night?

Don't worry about the pics, I already found one of you on the Crime Watch UK website:

http://i39.tinypic.com/9pm62w.png

Nice tats/dress!

Hahaha! Fucking awesome Paddy

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