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Old 2002-12-19, 18:52
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RTT #14: Kiss Santa's Rosy Red Ass

Post away.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 18:55
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I will not kiss Santa's rosy red ass, but I'm sure weijia wouldn't mind spankin' it.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 18:55
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hehehe, nice thread name,

i was the first one to say Bangladesh!
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Old 2002-12-19, 19:01
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Well, lets talk about some serious stuff here.

If you're really good at masturbating, can you call yourself a masterbator?
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Old 2002-12-19, 19:05
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I believe we all have entirely too much time on our hands...

If we could all form a gathering and could get along, we would be a frightening group of people
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 19:14
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sheesh, santa claus. i wish that mother fucker would just die, dammit.
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Old 2002-12-19, 19:17
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Heh, I just noticed your location, metalchick, I'm not a big fan of Cincinnati either...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 19:23
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sheesh, santa claus. i wish that mother fucker would just die, dammit.



Somebody hasnt been a good girl this year..no presents from santa claus


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If you're really good at masturbating, can you call yourself a masterbator?


lol even if your bad at it, your still classified as a masturbator...or a bad-masturbator

lol
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Old 2002-12-19, 19:33
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how do you screw up masterbating!?,
i mean, how the hell can you be a bad one.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-12-19, 19:35
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Accidentally grab the dick next to yours?

HAHAHA

(this was said in a purely joking fashion, this never has, and hopefully never will, happen to me, or anyone I'm sitting next to )
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-19, 19:44
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Lol, i think walpurgis masturbates with freinds.
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Old 2002-12-19, 19:46
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Now what would cause you to think something like that?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 19:50
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(this was said in a purely joking fashion, this never has, and hopefully never will, happen to me, or anyone I'm sitting next to )


what are you coverin up, bobpurgis?
 
Old 2002-12-19, 20:02
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I really hate you guys
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 20:31
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tatter3d
[B]Somebody hasnt been a good girl this year..no presents from santa claus

[QUOTE]
lol, how did ya guess?!
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Old 2002-12-19, 20:47
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alright!!!!!!!!

i just learned to play "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer on the guitar!


Stop! Hammer Time! Whoa Whoa! Whoa Whoa! Break it down!

i like AC's cover of this song...................
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Old 2002-12-19, 20:52
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Really??
I learned Red Alert theme a few days back. WOOOHOOO!

Babadabadabadada!
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Old 2002-12-19, 21:38
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I Tabbed ut Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in GP3 and added Blast beating Drums
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Old 2002-12-19, 21:43
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Really??
I learned Red Alert theme a few days back. WOOOHOOO!

Babadabadabadada!


What's Red Alert?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-19, 21:49
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I;m guessing the Command and Conquer Game.... though i dunno.
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Old 2002-12-20, 00:29
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songs i wanna learn:

"Nightrider" theme, on keyboard

"Peanuts" Christmas song on Piano

"Beverly Hills Cop" keyboard action music
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Old 2002-12-20, 01:05
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That Beverly Hills Cop thing would be awesome
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-20, 01:06
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That Beverly Hills Cop thing would be awesome


yeah, if i can learn that, the local clubs better watch out!
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Old 2002-12-20, 01:29
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i wanna learn the x-men theme! form the cartoon, that was an awesome show

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Old 2002-12-20, 09:22
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I know the DBz theme
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Old 2002-12-20, 20:37
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i wanna learn the x-men theme! form the cartoon, that was an awesome show

WOLVERINE OWNS


i can play it, its easy, all you have to do is look in the internet.
i can also play the theme from:
king of the hill
the simpsons
helloween
the exorcist
tales from the crypt
twilight zone(oh, god )

and totally off subject, i like the song read between the lies, by slayer
it would sound awesome if he growled
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-20, 23:37
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you gotta send me the tab. i dont care how easy it is, it sounds so cool.
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Old 2002-12-21, 00:15
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isn't that weird that bands use themes from t.v and movies for intro's to songs. death did The theme to Halloween 4 for THE PHILOSOPHER and the charlie's angel theme for PULL THE PLUG, and obscenity used the intro from resident evil the game for one of their songs.
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Old 2002-12-21, 04:14
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Old 2002-12-21, 04:17
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I know quite a few tunes from Star Wars. The Bond theme is also tres cool.
 
Old 2002-12-21, 04:54
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I think the word "Poetry" should be taken out of the title of the Poetry/Lyrical forum. Jesus effing Christ.
 
Old 2002-12-21, 10:34
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hehe yeah I saw your correction on someone's grammar hehe...

I posted some poetry kinda stuff last week but nobody checked it out I guess

I can play most theme songs, it's pretty easy on bass, the Hawai 5-0 theme owns though
 
Old 2002-12-21, 14:32
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it's pretty easy on bass

ANYTHING is easy on bass!
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Old 2002-12-21, 15:57
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Nnaaaaah... Try to play some early Neurosis.
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Old 2002-12-21, 17:09
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ANYTHING is easy on bass!


You're lucky that you didn't say that in Bass Zone, I'd have probably deleted it

By the way, where the hell have you been Katham?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-21, 18:12
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the simpson theme would be cool to learn... also at school we were watching this drug movie and it had this cool riff using a bass, it kind of had bluesy thing going on. Regarding whatever we're talking about ...

Christmas is the devil's holiday! Just look how easily Santa Claus turns into ... (dun dun dun) SATAN CLAWS! Ah. Yes, its very true and Satan eats your soul everytime you give him a cookie. Its how he does it. So why DOES Satan give you presents? Its to reward you for your bad deeds and to make you indebt to him for the rest of your sad... sad lives. Thats why most parents end up telling you that Santa doesnt exsist so they can save your pathic half eaten souls...
 
Old 2002-12-22, 06:28
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I think the word "Lyrical" should be taken off, too. It should be called "Post Your Crap Here."
 
Old 2002-12-22, 10:32
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ANYTHING is easy on bass!


Oh yeah? try learning metallica - anesthesia (pulling teeth) in a hour .

And you obviously havent heard any of billy sheehans stuff.
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Old 2002-12-22, 12:05
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you knew you're gonna get shit thrown at you for that remark didn't you?

it's a pretty stupid remark, I'm sure you have never heard Level 42 then.
 
Old 2002-12-22, 17:19
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...and I'd be willing to bet that Flea and Stu Hamm could play circles around half the bassists And guitarists here.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-24, 06:59
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What's up with this reign in blood fucker stealing my avatar eh?
 
Old 2002-12-24, 07:13
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Old 2002-12-24, 13:51
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Old 2002-12-25, 05:36
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Shut the fuck up, weijia.


My 1600th post goes out to the hope that this Death tribute CD never makes it off the ground.
 
Old 2002-12-25, 06:03
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My 819th post goes out in hope that, if it does get off the ground, they get Digorgio on bass, a better vocalist, and a better second guitarist.
 
Old 2002-12-25, 13:28
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my euhm, dunno what number this post is gonna be

goes out to this question..

where the fuck is this town called Athens?
 
Old 2002-12-25, 17:15
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isn't athens in greece?
 
Old 2002-12-25, 17:19
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isn't athens in greece?


Yeah. Athens IS in Greece. You're right.
 
Old 2002-12-25, 18:15
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it's also a place in america... with a school and shit, need to know how it is, how the weather is, the chicks, everythin.
 
Old 2002-12-25, 18:21
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it's also a place in america... with a school and shit, need to know how it is, how the weather is, the chicks, everythin.


Oh?
the school is horrible, everyone there has an IQ being with an .000
the shit is stinky..very.
over all it sucks
the weather is very cold - when you pee you can make peeicles
the chicks are in the oven at there local Chik-fil-la
over all it still sucks

Incase no one noticed I was being sarcastic - I ment no offence to anyone.

I searched on the internet and it also came up with
Athens, Tennessee
Athens, Ohio
Athens, Georgia

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Old 2002-12-25, 18:40
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Yeah, I checked it out, it's Athens, Ohio, I can go there next year or the year after that..

I can get a free appartment and shit but have to pay for food and drinks myself, it's an internationalisation project from my university....

But If I'd go I'd have to stay for 6 months so if it's a really boring place I'm probably going to Sweden instead... dunnu though, america is also pretty sweet, wanna check out the NY HC scene!
 
Old 2002-12-25, 20:21
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but have to pay for drinks myself, it's an internationalisation project from my university....


damn alcoholics...
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Old 2002-12-26, 01:54
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Old 2002-12-26, 01:55
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
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In that case, I'll go shoot myself.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:08
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:18
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I didn't mean literally, bobpurgis.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:20
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You're no fun, I have to do everything by myself.

Hmm, I feel empty for some reason...I'm not in your signature anymore, maybe that's it.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:23
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If you start wearing your black metal pride on your sleeve again I may add you back in there.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:25
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I was all about Black Metal until I heard more than the one song by Immortal. Tyrants is the only one of theirs that I like, fuck all the rest of it.

I don't even know what the hell to consider Children of Bodom, so they don't count.

Dimmu's still black metal, but I don't care...

Not to mention, now I listen to a few more death metal bands, so I can go back to being as confused about my favorite genre as I was before. I think I'm just gonna go for easy listening.
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Old 2002-12-26, 02:43
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if i don't sit here in the dark and jerk off to internet porn, then the terrorists have truly won
 
Old 2002-12-26, 02:44
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So what happens when the sun comes up?
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Old 2002-12-26, 02:46
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Old 2002-12-26, 02:48
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Hmm...I guess it wouldnt' be that hard to keep a room dark now that I think about it.

Entirely too much time to do nothing.
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Old 2002-12-26, 03:05
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Old 2002-12-26, 03:06
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Nah, drinking for the past month or so has turned out VERY bad results...
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Old 2002-12-26, 03:08
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Fair enough, hail satan.
 
Old 2002-12-26, 03:13
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103 days...
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if i don't sit here in the dark and jerk off to internet porn, then the terrorists have truly won


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Old 2002-12-27, 00:33
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Old 2002-12-27, 01:34
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If you gave a cow a half eaten cheeseburger, you will be clubbed to death.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 01:36
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I don't think cows are omnivorous...
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Old 2002-12-27, 01:41
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I don't think cows are omnivorous...


You're correct.If your dog had the chance to hump your arm/leg, he would. See my point? Correct. There is none.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 01:42
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I guess I shouldn't have questioned your intelligence, considering your location states that Hellderado, which I'm guessing as El Dorado, is a state...
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Old 2002-12-27, 01:44
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I guess I shouldn't have questioned your intelligence, considering your location states that Hellderado, which I'm guessing as El Dorado, is a state...


Close. I ment Colorado. El Dorado sounds very simliar to Colorado.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 01:45
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Interesting...I actually never thought that'd be Colorado...

You live in the Rockies?
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Old 2002-12-27, 01:47
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I live in Colorado Springs.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 01:49
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Well, I'd ask if it was nice there, but I suppose that it isn't...

So what's up, aside from being on here?
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Old 2002-12-27, 01:59
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Watching a movie that's shown on FOX at times.. at other times.. Im screwing around on the Adobe photoshop with a picture I drew. See? Yes, a poor sad child like me drew that. Not bad for an amature, eh?
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:02
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Looks pretty damn good man...very small though, so it's hard to see much detail.

You draw a lot?
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:07
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Hell yeah, that's half my life's devotion there... drawing! Im not good with people and animations and things.. Im better with drawing animals, fantasy things... Yeah. I viewed it and it doesnt look too great. Sometimes the window will make a picture smaller so it doesnt have the little scrolly things.. that could be it.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:10
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Do you do landscapes and things like that very often? I like scenic drawings and such better than ones with people/creatures usually, but fantasy drawings are usually really sweet. Any favorite artists?
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:13
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Yeah, every now and then I'll do a scenic drawing - like a jungle. Nope, I don't have any favorite artist really... I don't know very many. Hehe.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:14
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I think Christopher Rush is my favorite one, he draws Magic: the Gathering cards, if you have any idea what those are, lol.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:18
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Nope, not really, but Im guessing collectable cards.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:23
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=3102035515

check it out, that one was done by Rush...
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:25
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That's interesting. Does he have a site?

Hopefully Ill become a great artist in afew years and sell a few drawings and be rich So aswhile the rest of you are playing in your bands w/ your groupies... Ill be at home. Hehe.

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Old 2002-12-27, 02:34
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Haha, well I'll be working on nuclear reactors on aircraft carriers

I don't think he has a site, I did a quick search and didn't come up with anything...some of those cards have really sweet artwork though.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:37
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http://www.magiclore.com/MG_ArtistC...p?ArtistID=2471

Here's a link to a bunch of cards that he did...he's not the greatest artist in the world, but I really like the way he draws things...

Ihsan's Shade is a favorite, if you check it out. Order of the Ebon Hand and Eron the Relentless is really sweet, too.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:39
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I did a search and came up with nothing really that was related to him ... except I found this quite interesting that came up with my search 'The Unofficial Powerpuff Girls Movie Site'. Haha.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:40
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Check the URL in my last post.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:45
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oh yeah. I did. This guy really is pretty good... I enjoy looking at some of his drawings. I guess Ill look at all the cards since I have nothing better to do.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:46
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I'll try to find a couple more good artists if you'd like...
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:50
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Thanks. You don't have too... I think this guy is pretty good.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:52
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Ain't got shit else to do, man.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:55
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http://www.magiclore.com/MG_ArtistCardset.asp

I really like this guy's stuff too. Crusade, Counterspell, and Balance all look really cool.
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Old 2002-12-27, 02:57
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Are these playing cards? Caz they seem pretty cool... hmm
 
Old 2002-12-27, 02:59
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Yeah, it's a CCG or Collectible Card Game...you get the cards and play with them, in a "duel" between two wizards...it's a lot of fun, if you're into that sort of thing, and some of the cards are REALLY fucking expensive.

One of the cards drawn by Chris Rush, the Black Lotus, is worth about $600. That's the most expensive card, and it's a real old one...most of them aren't worth that much but some are really pricey.
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