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Old 2009-03-10, 17:46
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Old 2009-03-10, 18:09
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He still looks like a homeless kiddie-rapist. I'm surprised a guy as frail and wispy as him is even able to walk after 16 years inside.
 
Old 2009-03-10, 18:12
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lol!! Man that ugly bastard grows a shitty beard.
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Old 2009-03-10, 18:15
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Don't mock the beard!! He uses that to absorb the life-force (but unfortunately not the talent) of his enemies!
 
Old 2009-03-10, 18:18
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Old 2009-03-10, 19:38
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Great..so now we can expect more shitty black metal!
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Old 2009-03-10, 20:21
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he looks like jolly old st. nick, aka santa claus. Its almost hard to imagine that once upon a time a was a true nazi black metaller.


in this one he kinda looks like a boy scout troop master or something: http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery06/big/photo24.jpg
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Old 2009-03-10, 21:09
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Great..so now we can expect more shitty black metal!

kind of doubt it. would be nice if he focused on ambiance (the one thing hes good at, IMO), considering that i cant stand his guitar playing.
 
Old 2009-03-10, 21:19
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in this one he kinda looks like a boy scout troop master or something: http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery06/big/photo24.jpg

hahah
"now today kids were going to learn to start a fire with two sticks, one doesnt always have a lighter when you stumble upon a church!"
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Old 2009-03-10, 21:26
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"now today kids were going to learn to start a fire with two sticks, one doesnt always have a lighter when you stumble upon a church!"


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Old 2009-03-10, 22:09
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"now today kids were going to learn to start a fire with two sticks, one doesnt always have a lighter when you stumble upon a church!"
"...and it's not uncommon for one or more of those sticks to be made of meat, so get to rubbin'!"
 
Old 2009-03-11, 04:19
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Whoa...

are they the same guy?
http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery06/big/photo19.jpg

http://www.markoshea.tv/Safaripix/mark_spitter2_720.jpg

Well, except Mark O'Shea isn't a whining, lying, cowardly, racist, musically talentless, habitual criminal. Oh, and he never killed anyone, though he CLEARLY has enough pirate DNA in him to do so.
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Old 2009-03-11, 04:47
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Well, except Mark O'Shea isn't a whining, lying, cowardly, racist, musically talentless, habitual criminal.


I wasn't aware that Mark O'Shea had musical talents.
 
Old 2009-03-11, 06:02
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I wasn't aware that Mark O'Shea had musical talents.



anyone has musical talent compared to varg.
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Old 2009-03-11, 15:03
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Srsly. Besides, O'Shea plays a mean didgeridoo.
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Old 2009-03-11, 16:17
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Old 2009-03-11, 17:19
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I don't think that it's as hard to survive Norwegian prison as it is to survive, say, the time-out corner in your local pre-school. And, honestly, no matter the prison, if you're a famous white supremacist chances are good that you'll do well.

Since being in prison didn't exactly stop Burzum from releasing records I seriously doubt there's going to be a sudden surge in their record releases; it's not like he's going to have more free time. And since the guitar is a 'nigger instrument,' despite being entirely European in origin, last I checked, and music made by an impure instrument is also impure, I'd expect timedragon will get his wish and whatever Varg does do will be ambient. Which is definitely what he does better, anyway.

I, for one, am happy for Varg, and hope that his time upstate taught him his lesson: don't drive seven hours across Norway to stab your bandmate 47 times. A valuable lesson for anyone. We could all learn a thing or two from his story.
 
Old 2009-03-11, 17:32
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who the fuck cares about black metal? srsly

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...wsitemID=115925

there this is something too talk about.
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Old 2009-03-11, 18:51
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...wsitemID=115925

there this is something too talk about.


That are the fucking News!

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Old 2009-03-11, 22:16
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There's already a thread for Gorguts reforming. You can talk about that there. Don't make me perform my duties as a mod.
 
Old 2009-03-11, 22:17
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oh i know, but who cares about varg when gorguts is back!

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Old 2009-03-11, 22:21
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You fags can doubt Varg all you want, but I am sure he's going to be the first person to write a book in black metal rasps.
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Old 2009-03-12, 09:07
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Whoa, did that guy fuck each and every one of you guy's boyfriends or what?
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Old 2009-03-12, 15:54
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Whoa, did that guy fuck each and every one of you guy's boyfriends or what?


No, he just makes shitty over rated music. Varg is seriously one of the bigest publicity stunts I've ever seen.

Oh yeah and I saw his album at Best Buy once. That is very black metal....
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I don't care much for his music or who the fuck he is but eeer... That last "argument" (COUGH) of yours... Yeah, that was totally his own and personal decision to have it there. Very clever of you.
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Old 2009-03-12, 18:26
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Whoa, did that guy fuck each and every one of you guy's boyfriends or what?
I think we're hard-wired to automatically hate anyone who has made their name by doing something horrible, whorish or otherwise devoid of talent/hard work.
 
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I don't care much for his music or who the fuck he is but eeer... That last "argument" (COUGH) of yours... Yeah, that was totally his own and personal decision to have it there. Very clever of you.



Exactly, thanks for reinforcing my point, which you don't seem to get.
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in this one he kinda looks like a boy scout troop master or something: http://www.burzum.org/img/gallery06/big/photo24.jpg

Holy fuck, that doesn't even look like him.
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Haha! Hopefully he'll knife Chris Hansen this time.
 
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Haha! Hopefully he'll knife Chris Hansen this time.

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I think most people don't like him (myself included) because he's a complete racist idiot that thinks he's the shit. Its silly to dislike a guy just because he makes 'shitty' music. If I liked his music (I don't) I'd still think he's fugging retarded.
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Old 2009-03-14, 03:52
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I think most people don't like him (myself included) because he's a complete racist idiot that thinks he's the shit. Its silly to dislike a guy just because he makes 'shitty' music. If I liked his music (I don't) I'd still think he's fugging retarded.


The Norwegian parole board must be smoking crack..don't they remember this??

"In October 2003, he failed to return to prison after being granted a short leave, and was later apprehended by police with an unloaded assault rifle, 700 rounds of ammo, and a handheld GPS system."

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=54429

haha, an assault rifle and 700 rounds of ammo! FREE THIS MAN.
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I don't think that it's as hard to survive Norwegian prison as it is to survive, say, the time-out corner in your local pre-school.
Yeah, Norwegian rapists and murderers are much nicer than those in other countries
 
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I watched part of a documentary on the Norwegian Prison system, so I can say with complete expertise that their prison system is in fact very relaxed.
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I watched part of a documentary on the Norwegian Prison system, so I can say with complete expertise that their prison system is in fact very relaxed.


But surely the system itself isn't the problem, it's the other inmates who make prison life what it is, and I can't imagine why Norwegian criminals would give each other less of a hard time than anyone else haha.
 
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The Norwegian parole board must be smoking crack..don't they remember this??

"In October 2003, he failed to return to prison after being granted a short leave, and was later apprehended by police with an unloaded assault rifle, 700 rounds of ammo, and a handheld GPS system."

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=54429

haha, an assault rifle and 700 rounds of ammo! FREE THIS MAN.


Ahahaha, holy shit!
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But surely the system itself isn't the problem, it's the other inmates who make prison life what it is, and I can't imagine why Norwegian criminals would give each other less of a hard time than anyone else haha.


The system itself is, indeed, the problem. Here in the US (and most of the world) the system is set up in such a way that they either can't or won't protect the majority of the prisoners from each other. This serves as the major deterrent in those countries from crime; nobody wants to go to prison because everybody knows that, unless you run in a really, really deep gang or white supremacist organization, you will receive absolutely no protection once you get there. Even if you do run in a really deep gang or racist group, your time in the prison will be spent at the mercy of your superiors, and you will be punished severely for relatively minor infractions.

In places like Norway, the main deterrent from prison is having your freedom restricted or, in the case of Christian Vikernes, slightly altered. It's the time out chair. Luckily for them, the crime rate is low enough were strong punishments as deterrent aren't needed as strongly as they are here.
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Old 2009-03-15, 12:24
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The system itself is, indeed, the problem. Here in the US (and most of the world) the system is set up in such a way that they either can't or won't protect the majority of the prisoners from each other. This serves as the major deterrent in those countries from crime; nobody wants to go to prison because everybody knows that, unless you run in a really, really deep gang or white supremacist organization, you will receive absolutely no protection once you get there. Even if you do run in a really deep gang or racist group, your time in the prison will be spent at the mercy of your superiors, and you will be punished severely for relatively minor infractions.

In places like Norway, the main deterrent from prison is having your freedom restricted or, in the case of Christian Vikernes, slightly altered. It's the time out chair. Luckily for them, the crime rate is low enough were strong punishments as deterrent aren't needed as strongly as they are here.
Good point(s). I'm still unsure though; what does the U.S system do (or not do) differently which allows the inmates to call the shots in terms of how they interact with each other? Is it by design, or have they simply lost a certain degree of control?
 
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Good point(s). I'm still unsure though; what does the U.S system do (or not do) differently which allows the inmates to call the shots in terms of how they interact with each other? Is it by design, or have they simply lost a certain degree of control?


Dude have you seen our prisons?(especially down South I can't say much for our Northern counter parts) A fucking joke the inmates own it basically. I think at a mid security prison guards are out numbered (75-100) to 1. They've had to call in the swat teams and national guard at most of them during those huge 1 week riots. We try to conserve in some sectors while blowing it out the ass in others which isn't much needed because, it's the American way. Our prison system is just point blank in shambles.

During the summertime here the fucking jail is so full, there forced to let people go who haven't served out there full monthly/yearly sentence to make room for incoming no gooders. Need to do like Arizona stick the imprisoned in a tent and 1 meal a day...screw race they'll be sticking together to survive sure as shit then, or be to tired to fight.

To Chris:
The whole getting screwed in the buttocks keeps me away from prison...only deterrent i need.
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Old 2009-03-15, 13:33
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During the summertime here the fucking jail is so full, there forced to let people go who haven't served out there full monthly/yearly sentence to make room for incoming no gooders. Need to do like Arizona stick the imprisoned in a tent and 1 meal a day...screw race they'll be sticking together to survive sure as shit then, or be to tired to fight.
It's funny you should mention that, in N. Ireland a few years back a new policy was introduced which would see the release of many prisoners back into society to make room for others. I'm not talking about the Good Friday Agreement which released people deemed "political prisoners", these were actual run-of-the-mill criminals! Madness.

I reckon they could solve most of these problems by simply building a wall around large sections of Belfast and Antrim LOOOOOOOOL!

Oh yeah, is it true that the spectre of ass-rape in prisons is mainly a Western phenomenon? I can't remember where I heard that, but it didn't seem to make much sense. I mean, men are men, and after long stretches inside (HA!) the same instincts/desires/brutality must kick in. Correct me if I'm wrong, Eastern ass-rape victims
 
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Happens everywhere according to this show i was watching called lock up abroad...except in one country...they would ass rape you then kill you...
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Happens everywhere according to this show i was watching called lock up abroad...except in one country...they would ass rape you then kill you...


Probably El Salvador haha
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Anal rape is a phenomenon in every prison system. But it's almost always exaggerated in media.

And a lot of the problem with the American prison system is that it's absurdly overcrowded and underfunded. There aren't enough guards, and those that are there are often either indifferent (they feel everybody deserves what they get) or only a degree or two removed from the inmates (and so are running game). Even if that weren't the case, if you belong to a major criminal organization there's a good chance that guards will be subject to out of prison retribution - killing a prison guard won't exactly bring the heat like killing a police officer.

But outside of the prison system itself, America is culturally different than other countries. A lax prison system wouldn't necessarily be better here since a lot of people here have taking every inch trained into them from an early age; it's the same reason a permissive teacher at a private school, even one with violent students, will fare better than a similarly permissive teacher at an inner school public school. So while it is the system, it's not just the prison system. It's inherent in the system on every level. Which is also why it's not likely to get better anytime soon.

In any case, Varg isn't a product of American culture or American prisons, and so his experience is, unsurprisingly, much different. And even if it is worse than we're acting, his position as a famous white supremacist almost certainly protected him.
 
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But outside of the prison system itself, America is culturally different than other countries. A lax prison system wouldn't necessarily be better here since a lot of people here have taking every inch trained into them from an early age; it's the same reason a permissive teacher at a private school, even one with violent students, will fare better than a similarly permissive teacher at an inner school public school. So while it is the system, it's not just the prison system. It's inherent in the system on every level. Which is also why it's not likely to get better anytime soon.


Pretty much.

You can't really do too much with the prison system until work on fixing society as a whole, which isn't likely ever to happen.

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Need to do like Arizona stick the imprisoned in a tent and 1 meal a day...screw race they'll be sticking together to survive sure as shit then, or be to tired to fight.


I remember hearing about this. Apparently they don't do this for serious offenders though, and for obvious reasons. Also, throwing non-serious offenders in fucked conditions like that is pretty reprehensible.

Not all criminals are bad people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Arpaio

This guy is a dick.

Seriously, everyone read about this fucking lunatic. Good place to start is "6.1 Inmate deaths and injuries".

Why hasn't he been impeached? Fuck.

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Anal rape is a phenomenon in every prison system. But it's almost always exaggerated in media.

And a lot of the problem with the American prison system is that it's absurdly overcrowded and underfunded. There aren't enough guards, and those that are there are often either indifferent (they feel everybody deserves what they get) or only a degree or two removed from the inmates (and so are running game). Even if that weren't the case, if you belong to a major criminal organization there's a good chance that guards will be subject to out of prison retribution - killing a prison guard won't exactly bring the heat like killing a police officer.

But outside of the prison system itself, America is culturally different than other countries. A lax prison system wouldn't necessarily be better here since a lot of people here have taking every inch trained into them from an early age; it's the same reason a permissive teacher at a private school, even one with violent students, will fare better than a similarly permissive teacher at an inner school public school. So while it is the system, it's not just the prison system. It's inherent in the system on every level. Which is also why it's not likely to get better anytime soon.

In any case, Varg isn't a product of American culture or American prisons, and so his experience is, unsurprisingly, much different. And even if it is worse than we're acting, his position as a famous white supremacist almost certainly protected him.
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I'd also like to bring up that anal rape might not be the worst sexual predation common to the system. You're also subject to oral rape at shivpoint and being forced to perform analingus (usually with the help of either maple syrup or grape jelly). My sociology professor always laughed at the shock of the students when they find out prisoners sometimes have to toss salads; everybody knows about the sodomy, but the vast majority don't know you'd have to lick the strawberry jam out of another man's asshole while he jerks off onto your forehead.
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Pretty sure I'd kill myself after the first incident, if possible.

Figured I'd post a couple atrocities perpetrated under sheriff Joe Arpaio For those who don't want to read the wiki page, but want an idea of what United States prisons can offer you:

Ambria Renee Spencer

In 2006, inmate Ambrett Spencer, who was incarcerated for drunk driving and was nine months pregnant with a baby girl, complained of severe stomach pains and asked for medical attention. The infirmary nurse, who had no prenatal training, believed the pain was not an emergency. It was two hours before an ambulance was called for Spencer, who in the meantime had passed out from severely low blood pressure and lost so much color that the EMT who arrived at the scene said he knew she was "not getting enough blood to [her] organs and skin." At the hospital -- four hours after first reporting pain -- Spencer gave birth to a dead daughter, Ambria Renee. It was determined that Spencer's pain had been caused by placental abruption, internal bleeding resulting in loss of blood to the baby, which babies can usually survive if the mother is taken to the hospital and labor is quickly induced.

Ambrett Spencer has filed a lawsuit against Maricopa County, which as of November 2008 has not yet gone to trial. The county claims that the ambulance service is at fault for not transporting Spencer to the hospital fast enough.

Other female inmates have had miscarriages while incarcerated in Arpaio's jail and have reported physical abuse or neglect which they believe contributed to the loss of their pregnancies.

Richard Post

Richard Post was a paraplegic inmate arrested in 1996 for possession of marijuana and criminal trespass. Post was placed in a restraint chair by guards and his neck was broken in the process. The event, caught on video, shows guards smiling and laughing while Post is being injured. Because of his injuries, Post has lost much of the use of his arms.[62] Post settled his claims against the Sheriff's office for $800,000.


Nice touch adding a side of permanent injury and long term mental damage to their prison sentences.

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I'd also like to bring up that anal rape might not be the worst sexual predation common to the system. You're also subject to oral rape at shivpoint and being forced to perform analingus (usually with the help of either maple syrup or grape jelly). My sociology professor always laughed at the shock of the students when they find out prisoners sometimes have to toss salads; everybody knows about the sodomy, but the vast majority don't know you'd have to lick the strawberry jam out of another man's asshole while he jerks off onto your forehead.
Fuuuuuuuck, I totally forgot about the toss salad man! Fuck me in the ass, but please, no pooh-flavoured yummies.

I think if it was an option I would opt for a shiv in the ear. Then again, if it was ass + gummy bears there'd definitely be a moment of hesitation.

I often wonder why the "bitches" in prison don't just have a periodical shit in the cafeteria so they'll get locked in solitary. They say that the first thing to do in prison is punch the biggest guy you can see, to assert your alpha male status. Bollocks to that, wank off into a warden's hat and stay the fuck out of circulation!

I'm sure there's a hole in my logic, but luckily I won't have to put it into practice, unless of course I find myself walking through Birmingham after an explosion.
 
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Nope, find a suitable target, wack him into a big hulking plea for mercy, repeat as necessary. It's an instinct thing.

Once again I wonder at the human inability to just find a working solution between the extremes. Our prisons are in many respect the opposite of what you describe, it's like a bloody vacation. And for some reason, in Sweden tax fraud is a more serious offence than rape or manslaughter. Murder still rate higher when you compare fines and number of years in prison, but not enough.

Is that really the man who burned churches and killed a friend with an axe? Jesus fucking subchrist on a stick, have the norse viking blood degenerated or what?
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He`s still alive?? The old Emperor drumguy? Wow
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People are rarely raped in prisons over here, then they'd lose their right to use the internet or something. Seriously.
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Yeah, he's still alive. And he always said "If Varg ever gets out of prison, I'll kill him."

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Yeah, he's still alive. And he always said "If Varg ever gets out of prison, I'll kill him."

Prayin'.

Links or it didn't happen, sounds like bs. I highly doubt Faust will kill Varg anyways.
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Anal rape is a phenomenon in every prison system. But it's almost always exaggerated in media.

And a lot of the problem with the American prison system is that it's absurdly overcrowded and underfunded. There aren't enough guards, and those that are there are often either indifferent (they feel everybody deserves what they get) or only a degree or two removed from the inmates (and so are running game). Even if that weren't the case, if you belong to a major criminal organization there's a good chance that guards will be subject to out of prison retribution - killing a prison guard won't exactly bring the heat like killing a police officer.

But outside of the prison system itself, America is culturally different than other countries. A lax prison system wouldn't necessarily be better here since a lot of people here have taking every inch trained into them from an early age; it's the same reason a permissive teacher at a private school, even one with violent students, will fare better than a similarly permissive teacher at an inner school public school. So while it is the system, it's not just the prison system. It's inherent in the system on every level. Which is also why it's not likely to get better anytime soon.

In any case, Varg isn't a product of American culture or American prisons, and so his experience is, unsurprisingly, much different. And even if it is worse than we're acting, his position as a famous white supremacist almost certainly protected him.



I'm sure there is a psychiatrist (perhaps a mommy or daddy) in your area that can help you refrain from presenting false information to aspiring metal musicians on an internet forum.
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Yeah, he's still alive. And he always said "If Varg ever gets out of prison, I'll kill him."

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Oh, I didn`t know that

I don`t care if he`s going to die...but Varg`s a bastard!
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The Norwegian parole board must be smoking crack..don't they remember this??

"In October 2003, he failed to return to prison after being granted a short leave, and was later apprehended by police with an unloaded assault rifle, 700 rounds of ammo, and a handheld GPS system."

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=54429

haha, an assault rifle and 700 rounds of ammo! FREE THIS MAN.

AND a handheld GPS system... makes you wonder who he was looking for
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Yeah, Norwegian rapists and murderers are much nicer than those in other countries

Viking prison rape probably hurts worse than any other type of prison rape
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People are rarely raped in prisons over here, then they'd lose their right to use the internet or something. Seriously.

ROFL..

Guard : Jørgen, you've lost your internet privileges for a week.
Jørgen : WTF!! WHY?!?
Guard : Because you raped Svend.
Jørgen: It was his fault for sleeping naked.
Guard : We don't see it that way.
Jørgen : So like, I can't play poker online?
Guard : No.
Jørgen : Check my email?
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They say that the first thing to do in prison is punch the biggest guy you can see, to assert your alpha male status.


LULZ on that shit. It might work in the county occasionally, but in any prison, even minimum security, it won't get you too far. It might get you a reputation as being crazy which could protect you short-term, but it's more likely to get you shanked in the ribs by the biggest guy's crew within 72 hours.

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Guard : Jørgen, you've lost your internet privileges for a week.
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Guard : Because you raped Svend.
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Svend was being a fucking tease. This is bullshit!
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gangs run the american prison system. aryan brotherhood, latin kings, bloods, etc. If it wasn't for the gangs, prisoners would have no power or control over anything within the system.
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That sounds like a good way to get killed 20 minutes after you first arrive
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These guys are fuckin dangerous! Saw a documentary about them, like they are killing you`re family and your friends family just because you`ve looked into their eyes or something.
One of the guys has beheaded someone with a self-made knife in prison
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Yeah man. The latin Kings are brutal too. Those two are by far the worst gangs in america
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If I haven't yet I guess I'll just never hit puberty. That's when you start getting your period, right?

And yeah, beating somebody up when you get in is not an effective tactic for a real prison. And while it would probably work in county, it's really not necessary there, unless you for some reason feel the need to be taken as an alpha male. But considering the sheer number of middle-aged, out of shape white guys who make it through a few months, or a year of weekends, without trouble I just don't see the need. Though I guess I wouldn't be surprised if people raised on prison rape-heavy media would try it.

And yeah, gangs are the criminal organizations I was mentioning before. But there's pretty much always been some sort of criminal organization running shit in prison. Now it's just more brutal.

I get the impression Chris is collecting details of prison sex for reasons he's not divulging.
 
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Just to be clear chaps, I at no point endorsed the "punch the biggest guy you can find" method of prison survival, nor was I expecting the idea to be taken seriously and discussed as such - it was merely a setup for my equally stupid alternative idea which followed, that is, shitting/wanking inappropriately in order to have yourself locked up in solitary for extended periods of time.

Thank you, that is all.

P.S. Do midgets go to regular prison?
 
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Haha. That's actually a good question. I wonder if retards would go to regular prison too?
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Definitely not haha. My dad and brother both worked in a mental institution which had a special "lock up" ward, in which literal axe-murderers and sex offenders were housed, all of them either criminally insane or mentally retarded (I'm not sure what the P.C. term is these days). Many had the mental age of an infant, but were more than capable of tearing a man to shreds!

The hospital had been subject to severe cutbacks, and until a few years ago the lock up ward was the only functioning part of it. Kinda spooky...an essentially empty hospital (which is spooky enough) inhabited by a handful of psychopaths and their friends. My dad told me about his friend who came to pick him up one day, and came into the hospital to meet him, and subsequently vowed never to return. A pretty terrifying place!

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Paddy: It was clear you were setting your joke up. So if you're worried that I think you're going around to various prisons and punching 275 pound black dudes in the mouth, you don't have to unless you like it.

Depending on where we're talking about, the mentally retarded may or may not be sent to a regular prison. As far as I know, you can only get off on insanity/mental incompetency, in the US, if you can prove that you don't understand the difference between right and wrong or if you can prove you acted under an 'irresistible impulse' and couldn't have stopped yourself regardless. A lot of mentally retarded people don't qualify for special treatment under those criteria.

Midgets would probably go to a regular prison but as far as I know they mostly just kill themselves.
 
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Paddy: It was clear you were setting your joke up. So if you're worried that I think you're going around to various prisons and punching 275 pound black dudes in the mouth, you don't have to unless you like it.

Depending on where we're talking about, the mentally retarded may or may not be sent to a regular prison. As far as I know, you can only get off on insanity/mental incompetency, in the US, if you can prove that you don't understand the difference between right and wrong or if you can prove you acted under an 'irresistible impulse' and couldn't have stopped yourself regardless. A lot of mentally retarded people don't qualify for special treatment under those criteria.

Midgets would probably go to a regular prison but as far as I know they mostly just kill themselves.
I wasn't talking about you specifically with regards to the prison survival thing Several people had quoted me as if I was being serious and in a sort of "straw man" scenario they laughed it down, and it was mildly annoying haha.

I don't think mentally retarded offenders are sent to lock up wards necessarily because they don't know any better or didn't at the time of the crime (although that's undoubtedly the case for many), I think it's more to do with the fact that regular prisons aren't equipped to "care" for the more severe cases, even when a sense of right and wrong is present. That is, many of them are still convicted criminals in the usual sense, but just go to a lock up ward out of necessity/practicality.

I've never seen a midget prisoner in a documentary or movie, and for some reason that seems strange. I suppose their diminished stature prevents and discourages them from indulging in most forms of criminal behaviour.

Midget suicide bombers - there's a viral gore video waiting to happen.

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Well, see, I agree that most prisons probably aren't equipped to care for severe cases of mental retardation. It's just that many prisons also aren't equipped to care. We execute the mentally handicapped in this country, remember. But it would depend on the state and on the judge, at least here.

And midgets show up infrequently in prison documentaries for much the same reasons they show up infrequently everywhere else: there aren't many of them. And framing issues.
 
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I think PST is talking about earlier in the US history. People suffering from mental retardation were treated much more carelessly than how they are treated now.

pfft They still aren't treated right.
 
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They still aren't treated right.

This one is treated well. He's allowed to dress however he wants
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Well, see, I agree that most prisons probably aren't equipped to care for severe cases of mental retardation. It's just that many prisons also aren't equipped to care. We execute the mentally handicapped in this country, remember. But it would depend on the state and on the judge, at least here.

And midgets show up infrequently in prison documentaries for much the same reasons they show up infrequently everywhere else: there aren't many of them. And framing issues.
That's why I put the word "care" in quotes; I didn't mean it in the literal sense. We have nurses who mistreat residents in homes, but they're still in the "caring profession". If a criminal has the mental age of a child they can't really be put in among "adult" killers and rapists. They need to be protected from other people and themselves, as well as the general public being protected from them. The protocols and routines in mental lock ups are geared specifically to deal with the threats and needs of these kinds of criminals/offenders and wouldn't be applicable in prison, and prison life wouldn't really work if these protocols were transferred there.

The fact of the execution of handicapped people just proves that certain states in the US don't give a shit about them, but elsewhere the handicapped offenders still need to be dealt with by other means. If they weren't to be executed they'd have to go somewhere, and I doubt it'd be prison, even in the aforementioned states where they'd happily fry them.

Fair point about the midgets haha. But I know in my heart that I'll still be keeping my eyes peeled for a midget in an orange jumpsuit.
 
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I think PST is talking about earlier in the US history. People suffering from mental retardation were treated much more carelessly than how they are treated now.

pfft They still aren't treated right.

Well don't worry, I'm sure the government is doing all they can to treat you well.
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My point is simply this: yes, somebody with the mental age of a child should be treated differently than a 'normal' adult. But that's not always going to be, and sometimes is not, the case. There are people in the prison system who are mentally retarded; in the 90's at least, mentally disabled offenders were more likely to be sentenced to prison time and to serve more of their prison sentence than non-disabled offenders. Should they have been someplace that's properly equipped to care for them? Without a doubt. But were they? No.

I'm also only talking about certain states in the US. It's not like there are universal standards for prison systems.

And if by 'earlier in US history' you mean 'in the past few years,' then yes, that's what I meant.
 
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Yeah man. The latin Kings are brutal too. Those two are by far the worst gangs in america


Nah. Aryan Brotherhood usually aren't the only white gang in the prisons they populate and have very little power outside the prison. Within the prison, they have a reputation as being extremely and disproportionately violent, but are usually outnumbered greatly by rival gangs.

Latin Kings have a huge presence both inside and outside the prisons, but in both situations, Latin Kings seem to kill each other more often than they kill other gang members. ALKN probably represent the 2nd or 3rd largest street gang in the US, but their worst enemy is themselves. They are split into innumerable factions that are constantly in opposition, and even within factions, members are regularly killed so that others may move up in rank, while others are killed for violating the ALKN manifesto.

I grew up in Gangster Disciple territory. GDs are definitely within the top 3 largest street gangs in the US and are likely #1. The thing with the largest gangs is that there will always be more infighting among them. In the south side of New Bedford alone there were/are four major territories, all run by different GD sets (Ruth Street, Monty's Park, Rivet Street, and South First) that were always either fighting each other or the larger GD set on the West side (United Front). There was very little fighting between the GD sets in the South and West sides and the ALKN sets in the North and NW parts of the city. It was mostly GDs against GDs and LKs against LKs.

Smaller gangs are often more dangerous and extreme in their violence because they have to be in order to establish themselves and maintain their power.
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according to some show on the history channel or discovery or some channel like that, LKs are the largest
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I was always under the impression that MS13 are the biggest threat out there, or at least worldwide.
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I was always under the impression that MS13 are the biggest threat out there, or at least worldwide.


I actually mentioned them in my original response and edited out before posting. MS13's presence, at least on the East Coast, is overstated. New Bedford has a surprisingly large population of Central American immigrants (mostly Guatemalans, El Salvadorans, and Hondurans), a large percentage of which are illegal (google "Bianco Factory Raids" for evidence). Despite their large numbers in the area, those who get involved in gang activity simply assimilate into the established gangs, despite clearly having the numbers to challenge the smaller neighborhood sets for their turf.

In the entire city there is one MS13 tag, it is tiny and was crossed out relatively quickly by Ruth Street. 18th Street, which is another LA Hispanic gang that recruits largely in Central American immigrants, has tag up in a few different spots in the same neighborhood, and not all of it has been crossed out yet. In the world of gangs, that holds a lot of significance.

Across the entire US, MS13 is estimated to be about 50,000 strong. ALKN has more than half that in Chicago alone, plus huge presence all over the eastern seaboard, Southern states, and Midwest. Various Disciple gangs total close to 50k in Chicago alone and likewise maintain a huge presence all over the eastern three quarters of the country.

And to Waylon, the History Channel and Discovery probably said "one of the largest" because they strongly avoid making definitive statements like "#1 largest", particularly regarding something as difficult to quantify like total gang population within a country. ALKQN is definitely one of the biggest in the country and easily within the top 5. They probably rank 2 or 3 overall, and GDN is most likely the largest, though it's not impossible that things are the other way around. Others in the top five would probably be Vice Lords, Crips, and 18th street. Bloods and P Stones also have a large, nationwide presence.
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All kidding aside, they run some serious shit in BC and Quebec. Not sure about any of the other highly populated areas, mostly because I've never heard or read about major gangs in Toronto, Ottawa, Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, etc.

You live in the Maritimes, anyway, which I don't even think of as Canadian. I just think of all you people as being an extension of Maine and New England. To be sure, an extension I could do without, but I'll tolerate you all for now.
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All kidding aside, they run some serious shit in BC and Quebec. Not sure about any of the other highly populated areas, mostly because I've never heard or read about major gangs in Toronto, Ottawa, Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, etc.

You live in the Maritimes, anyway, which I don't even think of as Canadian. I just think of all you people as being an extension of Maine and New England. To be sure, an extension I could do without, but I'll tolerate you all for now.


haha.

Yeah, there are serious gangs in BC, Quebec and Ontario for sure. The Hell's Angels(and other biker gangs, like Rock Machine) used to be huge in Montreal..as well as the Italian mob. Toronto is really bad for street gangs.

In Halifax we have a few gangs, but they are more or less a few groups of families killing each other.

Funny how a dumb post on Varg turned into gang discussion.
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Back to Varg.....

It's NOT metal to dislike murder, rape, arson, etc. Where have all the standards gone?

Seriously, though. Varg is nowhere near the greatest musician, but I enjoy some of his (older) stuff particularly BECAUSE it's shitty. What can I say, I enjoy raw black metal.
I really don't care that he killed Euro either. All the Norwiegian BM guys were basically a GANG of nuttys anyway. It's just a member killing one of his own, is that so much of a loss? I love it when gang members kill each other, it's entertainment.

Back to the gang digression...
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haha.

Yeah, there are serious gangs in BC, Quebec and Ontario for sure. The Hell's Angels(and other biker gangs, like Rock Machine) used to be huge in Montreal..as well as the Italian mob. Toronto is really bad for street gangs.

In Halifax we have a few gangs, but they are more or less a few groups of families killing each other.

Funny how a dumb post on Varg turned into gang discussion.

Vancouver is fucking terrible now. There has been a gang shooting there every single day for the last month or so. Just last month a woman was driving with her son in the back seat (he was three, I believe) and she was shot through her windshield. She was active in a gang and probably did deserve what she got... but it's really shitty for the kid who had to see his own mother die.

Fucking glad I live nowhere near Bangcouver
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