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Old 2009-02-10, 16:29
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Free pussy, jewellery, horse cocks, iphones!!

Happy birthday MetalTrashingMad!

 
Old 2009-02-10, 16:32
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Fuck, I was scared the spammers got back in!

Congrats dude!
 
Old 2009-02-10, 16:51
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GET DRUNK AND BEAT A COP!



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Old 2009-02-10, 17:44
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Old 2009-02-10, 18:14
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Fuck, I was scared the spammers got back in!


hah i did too til i realized who made the thread. have a good one MTM get drunk and blast some thrash
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Old 2009-02-10, 18:30
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I only clicked on this thread because of the horse cocks......ME WANT HORSE COCK!

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Old 2009-02-10, 18:31
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Old 2009-02-10, 19:03
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I only clicked on this thread because of the horse cocks......ME WANT HORSE COCK!
Quick! Click this!

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Old 2009-02-10, 21:37
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Why the FUCK am I so goddamn curious!!!

O hai happy burfday MTM
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Old 2009-02-10, 22:02
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Haha! Great thread title!


MTM! Have a damn good one!

Rock out with your cock out!
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Old 2009-02-10, 22:15
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Horse cock for a horse face

the horse still gets more than I do

oh yeah, cheers
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Old 2009-02-10, 22:20
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Get drunk, cheers!
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Old 2009-02-10, 23:13
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Horse cock for a horse face
HAHA! Very mean, but then again if she's sucking off farm animals for thrills 'n bills I doubt she'd be too offended by that.

Shit, I just realised MTM is 21 today! Do you have anything special planned mate?
 
Old 2009-02-11, 00:00
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I only clicked on this thread because of the horse cocks......ME WANT HORSE COCK!

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Old 2009-02-11, 00:38
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Happy Birthday, MTM. Have a blast!


Paddy's been out there howling at that big full moon.
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Old 2009-02-11, 01:12
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Happy Birthday Steve!
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Old 2009-02-11, 01:21
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thanks nick, but its not september LOLOLOL

srsly, happy birthday
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Old 2009-02-11, 02:10
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Old 2009-02-11, 02:28
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Haha, i wasn't gonna click thought it was spam, and well spam is bad in the pan and on the internet.

Happy birthday man.
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Old 2009-02-11, 03:34
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Haha. Great thread title!

Happy Birthday!

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-02-11, 03:50
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Happy birthday dude!!
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Old 2009-02-11, 08:31
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Do they make condoms in denim?

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Old 2009-02-11, 13:19
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That definately saved my day. Thanks bro !
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Old 2009-02-11, 13:39
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have a good one, freckledassbath
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Old 2009-02-12, 00:20
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I wish Might chafe though.
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Old 2009-02-12, 00:23
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oop i guess i missed this, sorry man, happy bday
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Old 2009-02-12, 18:10
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Shit, missed it too

Happy birthday dude

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Old 2009-02-12, 23:50
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Paddy's been out there howling at that big full moon.
If by "big full moon" you mean "my mother's ass", and if by "howling at" you mean "lapping up like a hungry shit-demon" then no, I'm definitely NOT doing that.

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