View Poll Results: Who's the Man?
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Bruce Dickinson
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Dee Snider
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King Diamond
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Rob Halford
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Ronnie James Dio
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2009-01-09, 19:02
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Who's the Man?
Hope I can get away with placing this here, as I suspect there's a lot more people watching this forum.
A while back there was a "Who's got the highest screams"-thread; a fine example of the fact that all you need to do to be called metal vocalist these days is to grab a mike with your hands and grab your balls with a pincher while crying about your sister who won't let you borrow her pants.
So, partly as a counter weight to that but mainly because its fun to talk about good music, here's a simple question and five alternatives. If you have another favorite just post him/her, but here we want real singers and please don't burp up anything else. Or do burp anything else and then kindly oblige me by throwing yourself onto something with many sharp spikes.
So... who's the Man?
My vote, after a bit of pondering in the car, is good old Dio. But it's a close call.
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2009-01-09, 19:54
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Dio got my vote. King Diamond was a close second choice.
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2009-01-09, 21:02
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Death to all but metal!
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Rob fucking Halford!!
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2009-01-09, 21:23
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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I voted halford
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2009-01-09, 21:39
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REVEREND BIZARRE's ALBERT WITCHFINDER
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2009-01-09, 21:59
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Drugged Unholy
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You're all wrong.. I'm the man.
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2009-01-09, 22:46
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Death to all but metal!
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I'm so bad I should be in detention!! I'M THE MAAAAAN
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-01-09, 22:55
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The Mountie From Hell
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HAL FUCKING FORD!
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2009-01-09, 23:12
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Mathias Blad.
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2009-01-09, 23:50
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Death to all but metal!
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Is that your name or something?
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2009-01-09, 23:57
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I wish it was my name. He's the voice of Falconer's latest two and first two albums.
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2009-01-10, 00:20
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Metal As Fuck!
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HALFORD!
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2009-01-10, 02:57
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Die Young.
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Bruce..Followed closely by RONNIE JAMES.
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2009-01-10, 03:12
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yea for me its pretty close between bruce and dio
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2009-01-10, 05:22
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Everyone but Dee Snider
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2009-01-10, 16:28
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Captain Howdy, anyone?
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2009-01-10, 17:07
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Captain Howdy, anyone?
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lulz, i just read that book
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2009-01-10, 17:08
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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Bruce got mine.
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2009-01-11, 01:02
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I said Dio. I heard a couple songs by King Diamond years ago because someone said he was good. I could not stand his voice at all.
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2009-01-11, 01:29
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I like shrieky vocals, but I could never tolerate King Diamond for some reason. Bruce was a close second for me, but Halford just has so much more power and a much better range.
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2009-01-11, 02:51
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Drugged Unholy
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I can't stand King Diamond
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2009-01-11, 09:24
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Dickinson`s da man!
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2009-01-11, 15:19
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I've always liked King's stuff, but it might be more because of the lyrics and the stage show.
I've been listening alot to these five the last month and I just feel that Dio has at least a little bit of all the others, with all the power of a kick in the groin. But damn, Dickinson in the lead. Can't have this.
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2009-01-11, 18:30
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Well, you asked so you gotta deal with it.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-01-11, 21:06
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Nah, I know my politics. I'll just let it roll for a while and then fake a result showing Dee - 18% King - 12% Halford - 25% Dickinson - 20% Dio - 35%.
Yep.
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2009-01-11, 22:17
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IF I'M THE FUCKING MAN
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SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKING FINGER
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2009-01-12, 14:18
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2009-01-12, 14:29
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IF I'M THE FUCKING MAN
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PPPPPPPPOINT.
Edit: ocrap too late. Oh and there needs to be a "He" in there too, no?
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2009-01-12, 15:49
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Everyone who didn't vote for Dio should be fed feet first through a wood chipper. Dio has rocked for a long, long time. He has songs of wildebeests and angels... he has soared on the wings of a demon!
The poll results show proper ranking, though-
1. Dio
2. Dickinson
3. Halford
4. Dee and the King tied for last. I enjoy both vocalists, but neither draw deserved comparison with Ronnie fucking James fucking Dio. Dickinson and Halford, though they fall short, are around the same tier.
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2009-01-12, 15:51
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Dio can you help me? I am lost and so alone. I'm asking for your guidance. Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks your evil but, man, he can suck a cock.
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2009-01-12, 17:55
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RiGHT?!
Where da hell is J.B.?
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2009-01-12, 18:50
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PPPPPPPPOINT.
Edit: ocrap too late. Oh and there needs to be a "He" in there too, no?
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FUCK, I knew it was 'point.'
The first time he says it there is a "He's the man as well", though he doesn't the second time 'round.
I voted for Halford, although I wish I could retract that and put my vote in for Bruce. Oh wells.
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2009-01-12, 20:13
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Halford.
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
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2009-01-27, 03:47
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2009-01-27, 09:37
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I vote Dio but Bruce is close.
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2009-01-27, 11:23
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Who's the man? Fucking MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
... Not really.
(Erm, Holy Diver?)
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2009-01-27, 13:20
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Halford...
"never turn your back on the ripperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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2009-01-29, 15:58
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Poor Dee... but go Dio. And I didn't even need to fake it.
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Who's the man? Fucking MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
... Not really.
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2009-01-29, 19:35
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i chose dio. i've been a huge fan of his for a while.
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2009-01-30, 03:14
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Dio's victory was inevitable from the start.
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2009-01-30, 03:24
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I'm quite shocked that Dee Snider actually received a vote
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2009-01-30, 04:19
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I'm quite shocked that Dee Snider actually received a vote
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Hahahaha, yeah.
I'm a little surprised that Dio is in the lead. I would have thought Bruce or Halford would take the win.
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Halford...
"never turn your back on the ripperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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