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2008-12-12, 23:12
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Have you seen Jennifer Anistons new pics? DAMN!
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2008-12-12, 23:40
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tiny shit low res pics wont even get me a half chub
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2008-12-13, 00:48
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Jennifer Aniston really isn't very attractive. Her face looks like Stevie Richards (google it, motherfuckers) and it looks like someone shoved a cookie pan down the back of her pants. Other than a nice rack (which isn't very hard to find), she has about as many curves as a pencil.
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2008-12-13, 01:08
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Chris, you're crazy. I think Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous.
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2008-12-13, 01:29
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2008-12-13, 01:40
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you gotta keep in mind her age though, she's not young like jessica biel or any of them. Aniston is a different kind of hot. She's like the mature older woman hot.
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2008-12-13, 04:37
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god damn you guys are harsh lol
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2008-12-13, 05:17
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Chris, you're crazy. I think Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous.
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Even if I thought she was pretty (again, google Stevie Richards), she has zero ass. Fuck that, she has negative ass. No curves = no chub. The truth is most people (not saying you) find her and people like her so attractive only because they are constantly told they are supposed to. The image is reinforced every single fucking day on TV, in movies, in magazines, in talk on the streets, with buddies at work/school... the sad fact is that a lot of what we find attractive in the opposite sex is a result of social conditioning and not our natural, instinctive desires. I'm not immune to it either; I need a woman with shaved legs and armpits, preferably with a shaved or trimmed cunt, too, though it isn't necessary.
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2008-12-13, 05:34
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I'm not normally attracted to celebrities because most times, they don't look like anything you'd come in contact with on a normal basis.
I'd take Jennifer Aniston over most other celebrities any day because she actually looks like a real woman. Also, I'm not really picky either.
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2008-12-13, 05:57
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The image is reinforced every single fucking day on TV, in movies, in magazines, in talk on the streets, with buddies at work/school... the sad fact is that a lot of what we find attractive in the opposite sex is a result of social conditioning and not our natural, instinctive desires. I'm not immune to it either; I need a woman with shaved legs and armpits, preferably with a shaved or trimmed cunt, too, though it isn't necessary.
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+ 1 on that paragraph (imo) 
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2008-12-13, 06:28
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I like what this is turning into
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2008-12-13, 13:28
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The truth is most people (not saying you) find her and people like her so attractive only because they are constantly told they are supposed to. The image is reinforced every single fucking day on TV, in movies, in magazines, in talk on the streets, with buddies at work/school... the sad fact is that a lot of what we find attractive in the opposite sex is a result of social conditioning and not our natural, instinctive desires. I'm not immune to it either; I need a woman with shaved legs and armpits, preferably with a shaved or trimmed cunt, too, though it isn't necessary.
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I too agree with this but I think aniston is pretty
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2008-12-13, 15:13
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Those pics in GQ are all fucking airbrushed anyway.
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2008-12-13, 20:45
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Those pics in GQ are all fucking airbrushed anyway.
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my dick doesn't seem to mind that
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2008-12-14, 01:09
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Those pics in GQ are all fucking airbrushed anyway.
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Yeah, I can't fucking stand that shit. I can't wank to Playboy, either. It also doesn't help that they don't show clits, slits, or assholes, but I could work around that. Airbrushing is the final straw.
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2008-12-14, 06:35
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Amen Brotha. 
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2008-12-14, 21:43
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Jennifer Aniston really isn't very attractive. Her face looks like Stevie Richards (google it, motherfuckers) and it looks like someone shoved a cookie pan down the back of her pants. Other than a nice rack (which isn't very hard to find), she has about as many curves as a pencil.
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Maybe not today, but she could definitely get it a few years ago. I think she was voted best celebrity legs or so like 5 years ago. I disagree with the award, but I would still pound it. |
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2008-12-14, 22:21
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Pound it? I'd lick it like a dog licking peanut butter off a linoleum floor. Then again, I'd fuck a tree stump if it had tits.
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