I was going to throw this in the RTT thread, but it's so god damn funny I figured it could handle its own thread. Here's the news article from Blabbermouth:

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist.

The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman.

A member of Yngwie's touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie's reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was "assaulted" by the offended passenger.

To download an MP3 file containing Yngwie's response to the "water attack", including his now-legendary phrase "You've unleashed the fucking fury," click this link:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/yngwie_tokyo_flight.mp3



A reminder for everyone, DO NOT offer Yngwie a donut either.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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hahahahahhahahaha!

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hahaha, its funny, but who's yngwie malmsteen?

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He's a swedish guitar virtuoso.



He's also developing a new reality series based on this clip.




"I don't fuckin deserve this shit! I paid for a first class ticket I don't need that fuckin cunt come up to me and do that shit!"

I MUST ADMIT THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.....
BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE I CAN'T TELL.
IT DOES SOUND LIKE HIS VOICE AND I KNOW THIS GUY REPUTATION TO BE
AN ASSHOLE... BUT IT SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE A JOKE TO BE TRUE

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This is gonna sound strange, but I have to defend Yngwie on this one. Yeah, he overdramatized the damn situation, but if some bitch dumped a glass of water on me because she didn't like the content of my private conversation, I'd be fucking pissed off as well.

so true.

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Another thing, females love doing this bullshit because they know they can physically get away with it. Had it been a guy pouring a glass of water like that, he would've had his ass kicked. Females know that the majority of males won't cross that line and they get away with being cunts.

hahaha, that's fucking hilarious!

i wonder if us guys actually have the courage to smack a girl across the face...?...
so far, i havn't met any...but i have thought about doing it many, many times.

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Yeah, some guys do. They wear those funny white undershirts without sleeves and put words like "me" and "slay" in their screen names on forums pertaining to the appreciation of metal. Some women deserve it, anyway. Like when they havent fixed you dinner so it's warm when you get home. Then it's five across the eyes.

If you want to treat human beings equally, you're gonna have to smack a few women.

I think thats the most interesting thing ive heard with Yngwie's name on it.

Everyone from that clip is a contemptible fuck. Yngwie, his pathetic entourage and the stupid cow. All of them. I hope their rectums are torn out with barbed wire. I hate them all.

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ex-fucking-actly

women are always bitchin bout how theyre given so much prejudice against them and they should be equal. i think thats true, but then ya hit one and its twice as bad as hittin a guy.

damn right...if they want to be treated equally as us men,
we should wrestle with them
or hit them, whichever comes first

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hjahahhahaha, an action filled day! hahahahh

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The hilarious recording of Swedish axe hero YNGWIE MALMSTEEN venting his rage at a fellow airline passenger after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist (as exclusively brought to you by BLABBERMOUTH.NET) is reportedly at least a decade old, recorded in the days when vocalist Joe Lynn Turner (RAINBOW, DEEP PURPLE) was in Yngwie's lineup. The voices of drummer Anders Johansson (HAMMERFALL) and bassist Barry Dunaway can both be heard on the tape, which is believed to have been made by Dunaway during his tenure in Malmsteen's touring band in the late '80s.

Although several theories have been put forth with regards to the timing of the tape's release, BLABBERMOUTH.NET can reveal that MALMSTEEN's camp was most certainly not involved in leaking the recording, which arguably captures the notoriously difficult guitarist at his hysterical worst (or best, depending on your point of view).

Since the tape was first posted here on Monday, a phrase utilized by Yngwie on the recording — "You've Unleashed The Fuckin' Fury" — has taken on a life of its own, with many music fans voicing the opinion that it should rightfully take its place as the title of Malmsteen's next solo CD. With that in mind, we wish to present to you an artist's rendition of what the cover art of said album may look like (as sent to us by Nick Baldrian). Check it out at this location.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/yngwie_unleash.jpg

"you've unleashed the fuckin fury" sry, but thats just gotta be one of THE gayest lines.......EVER!!!!

hahahah, talk about equal rights

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nah, i don't think he should've slapped her, he should have thrown a jug of water back on her.
yngwies accent: "take that yu focking whore"

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For a Swede hes got one thick fucking english accent. all of em do.. I mean.. wtf..

And too bad it wasnt hot coffee!

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