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2008-10-05, 03:16
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I beat my wife
Happy birthday Arsis!
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2008-10-05, 03:57
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Death to all but metal!
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Haha that bitch deserved it anyways!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2008-10-05, 04:13
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2008-10-05, 04:20
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I got excited, thinking this was a topic i could actually join in on!
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HAHA.
happy birthday ASSris!!!
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2008-10-05, 06:29
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Okay.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Happy Birthday man!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-10-05, 12:34
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happy birthday !
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2008-10-05, 23:13
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a damn good one now!
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2008-10-06, 19:27
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happy birthday
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2008-10-06, 19:29
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Thanks all, I'm a little late but to be honest I looked to see if i had a birthday thread and didin't find one. But I do beat my wife..... My imaginary wife... *sniff*
I remeber last year I had to share brithday threads with someone.
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