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Old 2008-10-03, 03:19
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:55
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:56
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:58
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Old 2008-10-03, 05:05
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Old 2008-10-03, 09:37
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Old 2008-10-03, 12:41
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Who else just watched Joe Biden annihilate Sarah Palin in the Vice-Presidential debate? It was quality programming at the very least.

i dont even bother keepin up with my own CUNT!rys politics. why bother watching what the pricks below us are gona fuck up next.


i just had to use the word "cunt" so close to the start of an rtt
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Old 2008-10-03, 12:43
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i dont even bother keepin up with my own CUNT!rys politics. why bother watching what the pricks below us are gona fuck up next.


Ever hear the term "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer".
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Old 2008-10-03, 14:04
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hah. yea america has gone waaaaaaaay down hill. what ever happend to the american dream? california? acid dropping smoking hippies? people that are against wars lol.
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Old 2008-10-03, 14:17
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hah. yea america has gone waaaaaaaay down hill. what ever happend to the american dream? california? acid dropping smoking hippies? people that are against wars lol.

as if those are the people running things...

dont confuse the leaders with the people.
 
Old 2008-10-03, 14:33
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ummm.... clintons not in office anymore dude.
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Old 2008-10-03, 15:12
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oh and BB, Palin killed him in that debate. It was something like 84% to 16% in Palin's favor they said on the news last night.
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Old 2008-10-03, 15:32
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ummm.... clintons not in office anymore dude.

you completely missed my point.

(you asked what happened to those people you were talking about. implying that they are all gone. just because the leaders are ruining things or "going downhill" doesn't mean the people have changed.) get it now?
 
Old 2008-10-03, 18:15
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Old 2008-10-03, 19:28
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Old 2008-10-03, 21:05
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-10-03, 21:05
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oh and BB, Palin killed him in that debate. It was something like 84% to 16% in Palin's favor they said on the news last night.



if the news said it, it must be true.


lulz @ palin saying "nu-cu-lar"...a lot.

also, she needs to wipe that smug smile off her mouth before i jam my cock in her eye socket.
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Old 2008-10-03, 21:31
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Old 2008-10-03, 22:29
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..and you guys wonder why you don't get laid


well I shaved all my ball smell and cheese pubes off. I look like a fuckin' pornstar with bad razorburn now


oh yeah, and once in a while a woman smiles at me
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Old 2008-10-03, 22:37
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Personally, I like Palin. She's a milf.

because thats whats most important here


her lack of political knowledge is ridiculous.
 
Old 2008-10-03, 23:57
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oh and BB, Palin killed him in that debate. It was something like 84% to 16% in Palin's favor they said on the news last night.


balderdash. newspapers, news reports and radio programs around my area were saying otherwise.
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Old 2008-10-04, 00:18
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Old 2008-10-04, 00:31
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You guys are hilarious. From the texts our local news got about the debate nobody changed parties due to the debate and they pretty much tagged it a forgetable debate because they were basically polite to each other and didn't get into any heated arguments. I didn't watch it though.
I watched part of the presidential debate and got tired of their repetitive phrases. They both seemed like a couple 8th graders wishing it was over.

What's the opinion of the woman who was doing the questioning? Do you think she was truly impartial even though she's writing a book about Obama?
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Old 2008-10-04, 00:38
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He must have been watching Fox News.


haha, yeah that's exactly what I was going to say. Palin owned jack shit!
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Old 2008-10-04, 08:55
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Sarah Palin is dumb as shit

You have to watch whole interviews to get the full experience of just how amazingly daft she is. She can not sound intelligent no matter how hard she tries.

Also:

Sarah Palin is Bobby's mom.

Politics have turned into one giant sitcom. It's pathetic.
 
Old 2008-10-04, 09:08
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Sarah Palin is dumb as shit

You have to watch whole interviews to get the full experience of just how amazingly daft she is. She can not sound intelligent no matter how hard she tries.




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Old 2008-10-04, 19:35
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because thats whats most important here


her lack of political knowledge is ridiculous.


you guys are worried about the lack of experience in VP position, when Obama, who is up for the freakin Presidency, is probably the most inexperienced candidate of all time. Everybody seems more focused on the VP spot then the actual Commander in Chief
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Old 2008-10-04, 19:42
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Old 2008-10-04, 23:35
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Someone needs to photoshop pictures of Obama fucking Palin and post them everywhere.
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Old 2008-10-04, 23:45
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you guys are worried about the lack of experience in VP position, when Obama, who is up for the freakin Presidency, is probably the most inexperienced candidate of all time. Everybody seems more focused on the VP spot then the actual Commander in Chief


thats cause mccain is old as shit, he might die and we'd be left with a religious vagina running the country
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Old 2008-10-05, 01:44
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you guys are worried about the lack of experience in VP position, when Obama, who is up for the freakin Presidency, is probably the most inexperienced candidate of all time. Everybody seems more focused on the VP spot then the actual Commander in Chief


He was talking about lack of political knowledge, not experience.

What Obama lacks in experience, he more than makes up for with political knowledge. During the debate between Palin and Biden, she ignored several arguments he brought up, and went back to the same bullshit she always goes on about; Which is her experience with energy issues, and her experience in general. Speaking of, she has openly admitted that Biden has more experience than her.

Sarah Palin commonly retreats to a comfort zone when she doesn't know how to answer a question. It happens too often.

As far as McCain goes. Well, if you don't know why McCain shouldn't be president, then you haven't been keeping up.

Experience isn't the issue here. It's just that McCain and Sarah Palin are full of shit.
 
Old 2008-10-05, 02:39
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It's just that McCain and Sarah Palin are full of shit.

the whole countrys full of shit.
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Old 2008-10-05, 03:11
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the whole countrys full of shit.



especially me!



I had chinese
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Old 2008-10-05, 03:42
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I had chinese


I have that shit about 3 times a week.(no im not asian) I dont know if I ever want to eat it again.
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Old 2008-10-05, 04:19
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i dont even bother keepin up with my own CUNT!rys politics. why bother watching what the pricks below us are gona fuck up next.

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the whole countrys full of shit.

if you dont even know about your own country, then what the fuck are you doing talking about another one.
 
Old 2008-10-05, 05:20
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He was talking about lack of political knowledge, not experience.

What Obama lacks in experience, he more than makes up for with political knowledge. During the debate between Palin and Biden, she ignored several arguments he brought up, and went back to the same bullshit she always goes on about; Which is her experience with energy issues, and her experience in general. Speaking of, she has openly admitted that Biden has more experience than her.

Sarah Palin commonly retreats to a comfort zone when she doesn't know how to answer a question. It happens too often.

As far as McCain goes. Well, if you don't know why McCain shouldn't be president, then you haven't been keeping up.

Experience isn't the issue here. It's just that McCain and Sarah Palin are full of shit.



Please tell me why McCain shouldn't be president.

All I know is that Obama wants to tax everyone making $250,000 a year, which is virtually EVERY small business in America, some that aren't exactly ready for such a huge tax raise (I think Obama wants to raise it 15-25%). The thing is, even big businesses, with the tax raises, won't be able to hire as many people. They will probably push the taxes onto the price tags of their sales, forced or chosen to. Obama is a terrorist, and his target is the Economy, and his airplane is the fucking throne of the US!

And a lot of people, mostly younger people that hate all forms of government which I do not condone them for, hate or are against Republicans. I don't care about others being Republican or Democrat, I just think liberalism is a disease.
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because thats whats most important here


her lack of political knowledge is ridiculous.

Totally. I think McCain only chose her to distract the lascivious male population from the buttfucking America would really receive if he was elected.
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I have that shit about 3 times a week.(no im not asian) I dont know if I ever want to eat it again.

mmmmm, MSG!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-05, 06:52
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Please tell me why McCain shouldn't be president.

All I know is that Obama wants to tax everyone making $250,000 a year, which is virtually EVERY small business in America, some that aren't exactly ready for such a huge tax raise (I think Obama wants to raise it 15-25%). The thing is, even big businesses, with the tax raises, won't be able to hire as many people. They will probably push the taxes onto the price tags of their sales, forced or chosen to. Obama is a terrorist, and his target is the Economy, and his airplane is the fucking throne of the US!

And a lot of people, mostly younger people that hate all forms of government which I do not condone them for, hate or are against Republicans. I don't care about others being Republican or Democrat, I just think liberalism is a disease.


Read up on McCain for yourself. He's basically George W. Bush 2. He's admitted to not knowing much about the economy, and on a personal level, he's borderline racist.

Obama proposed a Payroll Tax Increase, not a business tax. If you're bringing in $250,000 home then you're doing REALLY well for yourself. I don't know what kind of fucking heaven you come from, or what you consider a small business, but to my knowledge, small business owners do not bring HOME $250,000 a year. Also, I don't know many business employees that take home $250k a year either.

Most younger people think that McCain is Bush's twin, which is why they don't support him. It's not because they hate America, it's because they hate the way America is being run. Has been repeated, but people are looking for change, and not more of the same (Bush's same to be exact).

You think Liberalism is a disease? Why?

In anycase, when dealing with politics, you're basically trying to pick the lesser of two evils.
 
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if you dont even know about your own country, then what the fuck are you doing talking about another one.

i do know about my own country. i just dont follow every little political movement.
and also, its kinda hard not to hear about the stupid americans. even on canadian stations they get more coverage in the news then the canadian politics.
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Old 2008-10-05, 12:43
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Nope... but did you see David Blaine take two shots to the stomach from Kimbo without even losing his balance?

FUCK! Guy must have titanium packed in his abdomen.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-05, 14:33
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Nope... but did you see David Blaine take two shots to the stomach from Kimbo without even losing his balance?

FUCK! Guy must have titanium packed in his abdomen.

That's fucked up! I want to know how he got away with that....

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on another note, anyone else see kimbo slice get pounded down last night?

By who?
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Old 2008-10-05, 15:00
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on another note, anyone else see kimbo slice get pounded down last night?


haha Yes! Good for him. He's a terrible fighter..all he has are his slow right hands, big deal.
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Old 2008-10-05, 16:54
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Yeah i saw kimbo get embarassed. I was also watching the Rampage/Griffin fight at the same time. I know it was a little older but i've never seen it before. Forrest Griffin is probably my favorite fighter these days.
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Nope... but did you see David Blaine take two shots to the stomach from Kimbo without even losing his balance?

FUCK! Guy must have titanium packed in his abdomen.



WTF is this for a guy!

After the first hit, I would be deaD.
But the shoot directly in his mouth

Never heard of David Blaine...
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Old 2008-10-05, 17:44
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At least if Palin makes it in they can use Tina Fey as her double. They look like twins.
Maybe we wouldn't have such mamby pambies running if kids learned what they were supposed to be in school. Intellect might be a bit higher and the candidates as well as the public would be more knowledgeable. I sure as heck wouldn't want to be a politician. I couldn't wear that many hats.
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Old 2008-10-05, 20:34
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i do know about my own country. i just dont follow every little political movement.
and also, its kinda hard not to hear about the stupid americans. even on canadian stations they get more coverage in the news then the canadian politics.


Honestly man, at first I didn't even know you weren't American till I read your location.
 
Old 2008-10-06, 00:31
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By who?

Seth Petruzeli? i know that spellings gota be wrong but something like that.
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Old 2008-10-06, 00:33
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Yeah i saw kimbo get embarassed. I was also watching the Rampage/Griffin fight at the same time. I know it was a little older but i've never seen it before. Forrest Griffin is probably my favorite fighter these days.

i still havnt seen that fight. i always liked forrest. i dont think he gets the respect he really deserves tho. hes a damn good fighter imo
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Old 2008-10-06, 02:37
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Seth Petruzeli? i know that spellings gota be wrong but something like that.


yeah. beat him down fucking fast

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Old 2008-10-06, 03:28
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Well, at least Kimbo can go back to modeling..

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Old 2008-10-06, 05:26
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People dislike McCain because he took his defeat in the 2000 Republican primary as a lesson in being more like Bush, and spent the intervening eight years toeing the party line. Now, if you don't recall, in the past decade the US went from being a generally tolerated superpower with a balanced budget to a laughable, hated country in financial crisis. This is not a coincidence.

Obama has his faults, chief among them being not his lack of experience (that's only a flaw if you can't learn from others) but his seeming inability to take a stand on anything, but he at least represents a change from the sensibilities that have literally run our country into the ground over the past decade.

And the reason Palin is a big deal is that, when it came to choosing the second in charge of the nation, Obama chose somebody who shored up some of his faults as a potential leader (namely his lack of experience in foreign policy) and McCain chose somebody who could appeal to certain voters but who can contribute absolutely nothing to his actual presidency aside from a mention in the history books that it had the first female vice president. That's why there should be this much attention paid to who was chosen as vice president: it's the first executive decision made by our theoretical next executive power, and McCain's was the political equivalent of UPN.

Now, Obama isn't hot shit either, but when one party breaks the country it's only fair to give the other one a chance to fix it. The old drunken beggar on horseback thing.
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-06, 14:28
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Well, at least Kimbo can go back to modeling..

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg

LOL

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It just said the subject in photo is 50 years old and it didn't display a photo. Is this a joke? Haha
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Old 2008-10-06, 21:00
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It just said the subject in photo is 50 years old and it didn't display a photo. Is this a joke? Haha

id call it a lame waste of time, but "joke" works too.

...unless it actually was supposed to display something
 
Old 2008-10-06, 21:43
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I think I broke it. It said something about Jurassic Park.
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It just said the subject in photo is 50 years old and it didn't display a photo. Is this a joke? Haha

thats what i got, but i figured it wouldnt work anyhow
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Old 2008-10-07, 03:16
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Old 2008-10-07, 04:21
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Holy shit. The AM Radio station that broadcasts Red Sox games cuts into the game from commercial breaks with snippets from songs, usually the intro or just past the intro. Typically they are good songs, typically the lesser known songs of famous rock bands like Aerosmith, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Zeppelin, etc.

The Sox just won and they fucking played Sepultura. Desperate Cry. Just the intro, but I'm pretty jazzed that they played Sepultura on AM RADIO.
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Old 2008-10-07, 13:03
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you cant watch the game? i was pissed the angels won the third game but at least we won it last night
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I'm not a sports fan, but a little tip I'll pass on from my grandpa if you want better technical coverage of games is to have the tv on the game with the sound off and have the radio on with the game on. (Radio announcers used to be more technical due to necessity.) Unless it's the same announcers doing both. Like I said I'm not into them so I don't know.

Is Howard Cosell still alive?

lol
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Old 2008-10-07, 15:49
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you cant watch the game? i was pissed the angels won the third game but at least we won it last night

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Old 2008-10-07, 19:21
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you cant watch the game? i was pissed the angels won the third game but at least we won it last night


My cable got shut off the day after Game 2. This sucks since they're showing the ALCS on cable this year. I'll probably watch a few games at my grandmother's house.

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...if you want better technical coverage of games is to have the tv on the game with the sound off and have the radio on with the game on...


I used to do that in New Bedford because there were three radio stations that carried the game. TV is usually on a 2 second delay. In New Bedford, the FM station was on a 5 second delay (way behind the game), the AM Fall River station wasn't on a delay at all (way ahead of the game), and the New Bedford AM station was on a 2 second delay so it would sync up with the TV. I only get the Fall River AM out here.
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Nothing like pure Chinese BM!!

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i find it kinda humorous that the first thing i think of when i see 'BM' is bowel movement, rather than black metal, but i guess it's pretty much the same thing anyway
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My cable got shut off the day after Game 2. This sucks since they're showing the ALCS on cable this year. I'll probably watch a few games at my grandmother's house.
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i was surprised by that i remember it being on like fox n shit
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Old 2008-10-07, 23:47
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Old 2008-10-08, 01:36
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The guy on the left looks like he's going "Yes! The black metal is go!"
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They've only released a demo which is five years old..and the band is still active. How +400.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2008-10-08, 03:49
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How +400? What the shit does that mean?
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i think hes making "teh lulz" about kvlt pts.

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Old 2008-10-08, 06:46
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i think it's supposed to be 'troo'

Haha they have a song called 'sacrifice moon + fucked carcass".
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Old 2008-10-08, 17:07
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How +400? What the shit does that mean?


haha. Get it together Dyldo!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Ooh, it spells true! I just saw "+" and "400". Heh
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i didnt get it either
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I wish it still was. Oh well, at least I don't have to hear Buck and McCarver call it.
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Ooh, it spells true! I just saw "+" and "400". Heh


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Don't be ashamed. I take it as a good thing that we couldn't figure out what +400 meant.

Anyone that can look at something like this and figure it out instantly spends way to much time on the net:

+400 ()V├\4|├\|\| ç├\┬┐ç£4

Nut-punch to whoever can figure that one out. I just made it and I can hardly read it. Hey! A new format for DM logos!
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OVARIAN cancER?

Looks like it.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-10, 05:27
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I went to my first indie show last night on impulse last night. Interesting night.

and you're certain that it was in fact at night, right?
 
Old 2008-10-10, 08:11
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and you're certain that it was in fact at night, right?
Hahaha, I should proofread more.
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Old 2008-10-10, 14:01
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and you're certain that it was in fact at night, right?


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Who here would let this guy babysit their kids?

Hahahah! I think that is the funniest looking face i've ever seen in my life
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2008-10-10, 18:21
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No, the band should be called "True Ovarian Cancer" as to separate themselves from all the poser remission non-fatal cancers. The motto: "Eatin' your wife's pussy without you even knowing.."
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i'm so bonery
 
Old 2008-10-10, 18:52
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-10-10, 20:31
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The motto: "Eatin' your wife's pussy without you even knowing.."

LOL.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2008-10-13, 04:08
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Happy Thanksgiving fellow Canuks!

Be thankful that there are a lot less Native Indians around..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-10-13, 11:40
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Who da fuck cares about Thanksgiving??

No one here in Europe
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R.I.P moe

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