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Old 2002-11-28, 14:56
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Happy Thanksgiving!



Happy Thanksgiving!


"First you lived on a farm
Then you got your head cut off
Then I bought you at a grocery store
Pretty soon you'll be on my plate

Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving

I'm not a faggot vegetarian
I don't care if the Indians lost their land
I think it's really funny that they did
I like eating lots of food on Thanksgiving

Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving"

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Old 2002-11-28, 18:17
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how appropiate! hehe

I don't know what thanksgiving is about, we don't have thanksgiving out here.
 
Old 2002-11-28, 18:41
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we dont have it here either..but i heard u eat a lot of turkey and drink a lot of alchahol have a good thanksgiving!"
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Old 2002-11-28, 20:07
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Thanksgiving is a time for our family to sit around, watch football, drink a whole bunch, and eat a shitload of turkey and stuff. God Damn I love this holiday!!!!!

It's 4 in the afternoon and I'm already half drunk
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Old 2002-11-28, 20:21
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It's just an excuse to eat a lot and watch football. This holiday is great. Speaking of football, is any one checking out the scores?
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Old 2002-11-28, 20:23
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Washington and Dallas just started playing...

I think New England beat Detroit 20-12, but i wasn't paying attention for the last few minutes.
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Old 2002-11-28, 22:01
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I could care less about eating a bunch of food, its drinking excessively that I enjoy. That and the football games.
 
Old 2002-11-28, 23:26
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thanksgiving for us was like a month ago( canada) i wonder why the days are different
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Old 2002-11-29, 00:04
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving!


"First you lived on a farm
Then you got your head cut off
Then I bought you at a grocery store
Pretty soon you'll be on my plate

Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving

I'm not a faggot vegetarian
I don't care if the Indians lost their land
I think it's really funny that they did
I like eating lots of food on Thanksgiving

Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving
Into the oven, I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving"

-Anal Cunt "Into the Oven"



Ahh, wrong thread. Post it in Poetry Lyrical.

That one a month ago. Wasn't that Halloween?
We have Thanksgiving in Germany, too. But it isn't that huge. It's a bit important for religious people, i think.
 
Old 2002-11-29, 00:07
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I cooked thanksgiving for the first time today.. but my wife and my sister aren't dead so I guess I did alright. Hell yeah eat all day.. drink all day.. watch football.. AND tonight there are 4 fucking christmas simpson episodes on.. GodDAMN it's a good day... Well Take it easy everyone.. Enjoy Football Day.. or Turkeyday.. or Drinkingday.. whatever you prefer.. Later!
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Old 2002-11-29, 00:46
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Damn dude, how the fuck did you manage to cook Thanksgiving?
 
Old 2002-11-29, 01:04
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I'm too full to drink anymore
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Old 2002-11-29, 03:06
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Old 2002-11-29, 03:07
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I think you missed my joke.
 
Old 2002-11-29, 04:00
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Happy turkey day fuckers!
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Old 2002-11-29, 04:41
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ah yes.. yes I did.. I wasn't paying attention
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Old 2002-11-29, 05:00
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Damn Dude , i get it, he "cooked" thanksgiving that's hilarious SNOOGINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-11-29, 09:07
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damn we need those kinda holiday here in europe, hey metalpoldi can't we just import holidays or something ?

europeans just use soccer matches as an excuse to drink heavily hehe
 
Old 2002-11-29, 18:13
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We're importing "Halloween" at the moment.

Give europe 10 years and we'll have these holidays, too.
 
Old 2002-11-29, 22:01
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damn we need those kinda holiday here in europe, hey metalpoldi can't we just import holidays or something ?

europeans just use soccer matches as an excuse to drink heavily hehe
Especially english people, god i fucking hate them!

Apart from Tatter3d, he owns!
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Old 2002-11-29, 22:06
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yeah man we even get english soccer fans in dutch pubs, they come here cuz they say the beer is cheaper over here (I doubt it though) when they lost in the EK they decided to support holland haha that was just another excuse to drink and stay longer I guess
 
Old 2002-11-30, 00:07
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We're importing "Halloween" at the moment.

Give europe 10 years and we'll have these holidays, too.


hallowen's awesome. you get free candy!
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Old 2002-11-30, 00:35
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We have english soccer fan clubs in Germany.
Hey 'Def-Ex*, how was the world cup this year?
But we lost last week against the Netherlands. What a shame.
We were second in the world cup and lost against a team that didn't tke part at the world cup.



I get free candy from my mom. She sends me sometimes packages with losts of candy.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 01:14
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i had ribs for thanksgiving and then i saw the new 007 Die Another Day movie with my girlfriend
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Old 2002-11-30, 14:09
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We have english soccer fan clubs in Germany.
Hey 'Def-Ex*, how was the world cup this year?
But we lost last week against the Netherlands. What a shame.
We were second in the world cup and lost against a team that didn't tke part at the world cup.



I get free candy from my mom. She sends me sometimes packages with losts of candy.


yeah, I think you haven't heard the story, last time with the WM, the coach fucked up, the new coach has proven to be worthy, by beating germany

I don't care about soccer that much, but it's a cool excuse to drink
 
Old 2002-11-30, 15:47
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your soccer is like our hockey or football
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Old 2002-11-30, 19:27
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football, but not american football..
 
Old 2002-11-30, 20:53
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I cooked thanksgiving for the first time today.. but my wife and my sister aren't dead so I guess I did alright. Hell yeah eat all day.. drink all day.. watch football.. AND tonight there are 4 fucking christmas simpson episodes on.. GodDAMN it's a good day... Well Take it easy everyone.. Enjoy Football Day.. or Turkeyday.. or Drinkingday.. whatever you prefer.. Later!


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Old 2002-11-30, 20:56
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football, but not american football..

naw i meant we obsess over hockey and football as much as you guys do over soccer
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Old 2002-11-30, 21:19
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uuuhm, yeah it's kinda the same.

I like american football and hockey though we don't have it on the tv much over here.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 21:40
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That's german soccer.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 23:58
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uuuhm, yeah it's kinda the same.

I like american football and hockey though we don't have it on the tv much over here.


sweden has some really fast hockey players
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Old 2002-12-01, 16:30
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i didn't celebrate it
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Old 2002-12-01, 20:10
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