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Old 2008-07-13, 02:50
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TEH TRUTH IS OUT THERE LOL.

Happy belated Birthday TruthDevoid! Since none of these other assholes made a Birthday Thread..here is yours!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-07-13, 02:51
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DEEEEEEVOOOIID!

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Old 2008-07-13, 02:54
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happy birfday, to t3h 7r0{}ph.

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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-07-13, 03:33
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for a remark about the thread title, see my sig

Happy birthday dyde!
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Old 2008-07-13, 04:26
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he in boot camp aint he
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Old 2008-07-13, 05:11
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yeah, i don't think he will be postin' for a while....but maybe he'll find it later.


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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2008-07-13, 10:19
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happy birthday, soldyah boy!
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2008-07-13, 10:36
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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Old 2008-07-13, 16:17
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You share a birthday with dildo? Shame on you.

Eh you have good one too, boi.
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Old 2008-07-13, 22:11
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happy birthday cunt!
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Old 2008-07-13, 23:01
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....but maybe he'll find it later.

sure he will. the email notice will most likely encourage him look for/at this thread.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TROOF
 
Old 2008-07-13, 23:23
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Haha at least it isn't your 21st. Never want that to be taken up by the military....
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-07-14, 08:09
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'Appee berfdee, la
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Old 2008-07-14, 11:21
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Air babe.
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Old 2008-07-14, 21:54
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Have a good one!
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Old 2008-07-16, 09:43
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im late but have a good one mate!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-07-16, 09:56
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Happy Birthday dude! Hope you have a great one!!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-02, 17:33
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thanks guys. most people get to go out and get disgustingly inebriated on their 21st birthday, but my birthday present was a penicillin shot in the ass courtesy of the US military. But don't worry, i'll make up for lost time. had my first 'legal' drink yesterday in the airport on the way back from texas, and proceeded to spend about 60 bucks drinking in the airports/on planes back home. though at 5 bucks a beer, that's really not much alcohol to consume. So i'll be making up for it tonight.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-08-02, 18:43
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For a split second, I thought someone made a thread mocking X-Files; I was about to kick some ass. But then I figured out it was for your birthday, so I blew some ass.

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Old 2008-08-02, 23:41
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Happy Birthday Truth! Hope you have a good one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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