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2008-07-13, 02:22
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Death to all but metal!
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His farts smell like vaseline and his breath smells like cock!
YaaaaaY Dyldo!
 
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2008-07-13, 03:34
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Happy birthday Darko!
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2008-07-13, 03:36
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Die Young.
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Happy Birthday Queer Tits!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2008-07-13, 04:18
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Vaginal Warts
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2008-07-13, 05:12
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Darko needs his mega old avatar......the one where it looked like a Grapes of Wrath hobo molesting a teddy bear.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2008-07-13, 10:38
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää mulkero!
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2008-07-13, 16:16
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Have a good one dildo. 
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-07-13, 18:01
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Symbiotic In Theory
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OOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDD SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Have a good one buddy
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2008-07-13, 18:36
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2008-07-13, 20:59
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fuck you
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2008-07-13, 22:13
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CHANKS GUYS!
Nothing too eventfully. Although, I did convince a huge Samoan bouncer to act really pissed off at my friend and tell him to leave the bar "or else".
And holy fuck Warlord, I totally forgot about that avatar.
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2008-07-13, 23:17
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ah...what exactly was that avatar?
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2008-07-14, 00:08
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Death to all but metal!
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Nothing too eventfully. Although, I did convince a huge Samoan bouncer to act really pissed off at my friend and tell him to leave the bar "or else".
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Hahahahahaaaaaaa awesome.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2008-07-14, 00:11
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CHANKS GUYS!
Nothing too eventfully. Although, I did convince a huge Samoan bouncer to act really pissed off at my friend and tell him to leave the bar "or else".
And holy fuck Warlord, I totally forgot about that avatar.
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I'm taking 4 hits of acid tonight for you. 
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-07-14, 00:30
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Death to all but metal!
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The only shit I could ever get around here is the computer paper with the pencil lines. 6 or 8 of em will paralyze ya.
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2008-07-14, 00:34
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Haha, that's what I bought.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-07-14, 01:15
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Death to all but metal!
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Just remember, if the diamonds get violent and fade away to white light, you took too much 
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2008-07-14, 01:17
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I'll keep that in mind.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-07-14, 01:36
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Crazy cunts, the only thing taking more acid will do is augment the trip.
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2008-07-14, 08:03
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Happy birthday, Dyldo!
I second the motion for the return of your old avatar!
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2008-07-14, 15:55
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...Although, I did convince a huge Samoan bouncer to act really pissed off at my friend and tell him to leave the bar "or else".
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Now THERE'S a good prank!
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2008-07-14, 18:02
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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.... to candy flip next weekend .... |
Would you please explain it to a german moron?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2008-07-14, 18:31
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I sucka the dick real nice for you! Is a candy-a flip!
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2008-07-14, 18:35
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have a good one biatch!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-07-14, 19:06
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I think the Avatar was of a baby humping a teddy bear. That thing is looooong gone I'm sure. You should send me a couple hits via snail mail for my birthday, Devoid!
And, of course, Reqtum has to come into my birthday thread and talk about ecstacy.
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2008-07-14, 19:46
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I fixed it for you. Happy birthday.
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2008-07-14, 20:08
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Thanks, Rich. You're the best!
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i'm so bonery
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2008-07-14, 21:55
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Metal As Fuck!
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Hope you have/had a good one!
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday dude!
(lulz at thread title)
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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