2002-11-18, 23:58
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random thoughts
you know what i think....i think that mormans have to be the most physically fit religion, i mean the dudes are always riding bikes and shit. well those jews that marched around in the desert for a long time way back when may have a lil on them but thats besides the point.
one more thing....i just noticed something that angers me...women that put on fucking perfume before they go to the gym. as i was walking past the tredmills today i smell nothing but womens perfume...id much rather it smell like sweaty twat than that...well maybe thats pushing it, yall understand though
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2002-11-19, 02:42
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2002-11-19, 03:29
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Re: random thoughts
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Originally posted by dimeisgod69
you know what i think....i think that mormans have to be the most physically fit religion, i mean the dudes are always riding bikes and shit. well those jews that marched around in the desert for a long time way back when may have a lil on them but thats besides the point.
one more thing....i just noticed something that angers me...women that put on fucking perfume before they go to the gym. as i was walking past the tredmills today i smell nothing but womens perfume...id much rather it smell like sweaty twat than that...well maybe thats pushing it, yall understand though
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dude, i know what you mean. its pretty bad when some chick's running on a treadmill and her ass is jiggling away like theres no tomorw.
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2002-11-20, 02:17
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mmmm ass jiggling
another thought..arent women just fucking hard to figure out. yea im complaing again i know but goddamn if you want something tell us insted of bullshit hints..
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2002-11-20, 08:24
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if you find the 'right one' they are no worries to figure out me and my girl have each other figured out perfectly nothing has ever felt more special awwwwwww
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2002-11-20, 10:18
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2002-11-20, 23:45
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Re: Re: random thoughts
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2002-11-21, 00:00
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no no no, i dont mean a chick whose ass is bouncing, i mean a fat chick whose ass looks like scrambled eggs, and each blob is bouncing on its own.
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2002-11-21, 02:49
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Witness the fitness dananana.
Sif you would go to the gym anyway.
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2002-11-21, 02:55
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well on a positive note...my gym has some fuckin hot older women...like ladies in their 40s with the hottest fucking bodies...id rather bang them than their daughters
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2002-11-21, 03:03
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well on a positive note...my gym has some fuckin hot older women...like ladies in their 40s with the hottest fucking bodies...id rather bang them than their daughters
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2002-11-21, 03:09
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especially if they have 2 year old kids
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2002-11-21, 03:22
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weijia was not answering for himself there, but for dime. weijia DOES want the two year olds.
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2002-11-21, 04:15
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2002-11-21, 04:20
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Dont worry dude, it was never really in.
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2002-11-21, 13:36
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2002-11-21, 14:41
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now you're a homosexual pedophile, just like Michael Jackson.
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2002-11-21, 23:54
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haha he kinda reminds me of jesus from the big labowski. yea i know i probably spelled the title wrong. as for the 2 year olds, actually their daughters are like 16 or 17...they just better hope they look that good when theyre that old.
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2002-11-22, 14:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by dimeisgod69
well on a positive note...my gym has some fuckin hot older women...like ladies in their 40s with the hottest fucking bodies...id rather bang them than their daughters
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I don't know about that, my mother is in her 40's. I'd rather bang their daughters, so long as they are in the early to mid 20's.
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2002-11-22, 14:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by dimeisgod69
haha he kinda reminds me of jesus from the big labowski. yea i know i probably spelled the title wrong. as for the 2 year olds, actually their daughters are like 16 or 17...they just better hope they look that good when theyre that old.
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jesus! with the purple pants and the purple shirt!
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2002-11-22, 20:31
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anyone ever wonder why a person is smart,
but people are dumb...?
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2002-11-26, 01:45
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how do you mean
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2002-11-26, 05:20
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Quote:
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jesus! with the purple pants and the purple shirt!
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You said it man... Nobody fucks wit da Jesus..
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2002-11-26, 20:58
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yep that jesus...haha god that has to be one of the best movies. "obviously youre not a golfer"
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2002-11-26, 22:10
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hahaha. we are nihilists mr. lebowski, we believe in nothing. and tomorrow we come back and we cut of your johnson!
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