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Old 2008-05-29, 05:35
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Old 2008-05-29, 05:51
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Dicks or GTFO, Bob.



no...i want man boobs, can i? isnt suppose to be a free country for god sakes...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-05-29, 05:54
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Old 2008-05-29, 05:57
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well, i think i will go with our only true friend, the one that never let you down exept when your modem blows out...yeah...our friend internet
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-05-29, 07:23
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Bob, I've literally jerked off to your pictures while listening to WHAM. How do you feel about that? Have you ever had a gay experience? I want to be naked in your teenage dump.
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Old 2008-05-29, 07:29
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GTFO.. hmmm.. nah I have no idea what that stands for.. I've been trying to figure it out and i've come to some interesting possibilities but none of which I think are what you're referring too.
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-05-29, 07:31
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It means GET THE FUCK OUT, you abbreviated devoid clit-wart! And come on, that isn't that hard. Some faggot acquaintance of mine yesterday abbreviated "on the rag" (OTR) and I still figured it out. Then I shot him. And TD, when did you become such an avid Obama supporter?
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Old 2008-05-29, 07:43
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wow that was a lot more simple than I was making it. You should have heard some of the retarded shit I was coming up with.. I'm not even going to repeat it. But ya know what, you really didn't use it in a very good context where I could have really figured it out, you worn-out anal bead. Oh, and i've always been a huge obama supporter and left-wing extremist pretty much my whole life.. I'm glad you've taken notice!
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-05-29, 18:54
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Bob, I've literally jerked off to your pictures while listening to WHAM. How do you feel about that? Have you ever had a gay experience? I want to be naked in your teenage dump.



hahaha what WHAM is? and i've never touched other penises than mine!!
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Old 2008-05-29, 21:50
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Old 2008-05-30, 11:57
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Is the green screen suffering from spambots or what?
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Old 2008-05-30, 13:22
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I just got a call from my uncle, my grandfather just passed away. Right now I'm in shock. I was able to see him a couple weeks ago when I went to Ohio and he seemed fine. He had trouble getting around but I'd never thought this would happen. He was the only grandfather I've never known and I looked up to him as if he were another father. I'm in disbelief.
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Old 2008-05-30, 14:17
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NOOOOOO I DIDNT READ THAT YET

well, like what? sam adams


Well, due to shitty inter-provincial Quebecistan laws, you guys are missing out on many great American beers available elsewhere in Canada. I was also lucky enough to try different American beers through beer trades as well.

MyOwnSavior - I'm really sorry to hear that man. Hopefully it doesn't cause too much of a burden on you. I don't really have a relationship with my grandfather on my mother's side and my dad's father died before I was born. Be grateful of the memories you do have of him.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-05-30, 14:27
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Much thanks Bass. I never knew my grandfather on my father's side either. I'll miss him and I'll cherish my memories of him always.

I'm leaving today for Ohio to spend time with my family. I'll be back by Sunday.
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Old 2008-05-31, 06:04
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There's not too many pieces more insane than this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Igrf8cfYWo

Every so often it looks like his brain is about to explode.
 
Old 2008-05-31, 06:42
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Well, due to shitty inter-provincial Quebecistan laws, you guys are missing out on many great American beers available elsewhere in Canada.



I have to agree...those fucking laws are just stupid. they may have a good sense but they are badly established.

Myown: man sorry for your grandfather, it happenned to me 2 years ago and i know what it is.

Good luck to get through this
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Old 2008-05-31, 11:09
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Yeah but i bet it keeps you guys from smoking a lot. I know people that smoke up to 4 packs a day.. i'd be willing to be you dont know too many people like that just for the mere reason that they can't afford it.

haha, I used to work with a guy that smoked 50 cigarettes a day (two 25-packs) And this is after he had three surgeries for blood clots in the brain. That's about $20 a day on cigarettes, and he's probably going to have many more health problems in the future...


I guess some people never learn
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-31, 11:12
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I just got a call from my uncle, my grandfather just passed away. Right now I'm in shock. I was able to see him a couple weeks ago when I went to Ohio and he seemed fine. He had trouble getting around but I'd never thought this would happen. He was the only grandfather I've never known and I looked up to him as if he were another father. I'm in disbelief.

Really sorry to hear that bud That's uber shitty. Hope you are feeling better soon.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-31, 13:06
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I just got a call from my uncle, my grandfather just passed away. Right now I'm in shock. I was able to see him a couple weeks ago when I went to Ohio and he seemed fine. He had trouble getting around but I'd never thought this would happen. He was the only grandfather I've never known and I looked up to him as if he were another father. I'm in disbelief.


Aww shit man, I'm sorry to hear
My condolances, though it isn't much from some random guy halve way across the globe..

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Well, due to shitty inter-provincial Quebecistan laws, you guys are missing out on many great American beers available elsewhere in Canada. I was also lucky enough to try different American beers through beer trades as well.


Canada has laws against American beer?
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Old 2008-05-31, 14:44
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Old 2008-05-31, 15:41
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I just got a call from my uncle, my grandfather just passed away. Right now I'm in shock. I was able to see him a couple weeks ago when I went to Ohio and he seemed fine. He had trouble getting around but I'd never thought this would happen. He was the only grandfather I've never known and I looked up to him as if he were another father. I'm in disbelief.

deaths in the family can be quite hard on ppl. i lost my brother in january and i still think about him all the time. takes time to get over these things. sorry for your lose man.
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Old 2008-05-31, 18:30
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VAGINA.



Yeah, did I miss anything, or just more random acts of elitism and beer talk?
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Old 2008-05-31, 18:47
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Canada has laws against American beer?


In a sense with Quebec, yes. They aren't available to get Microbrewed beer from other provinces either, just the big name Canadian labels owned by Molson, InBev, etc. In my province of Nova Scotia we do have access, limited it may be, to American microbrewed beer. There is Budweiser brewed in an InBev owned brewery in my city..how American, EH?

However, they have an awesome selection of locally brewed Quebec beers, as well as imports from France and Belgium.

And to lulzably answer Dicksuckon's question..I guess not much has changed.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2008-05-31, 18:48
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Awesome.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2008-06-01, 00:38
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-01, 01:49
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looks like a BBC would perfectly fit in it!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-06-01, 09:58
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Old 2008-06-01, 23:59
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Anyone see this MMA fight yesterday?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0jn8X0rDsQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NEsdwdxj3p8&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JX2ChQCnL6c&feature=related

They had a 2 hour show on local television last night, crazy shit. James Thompson is one nasty motherfucker.
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Old 2008-06-02, 15:50
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Old 2008-06-02, 16:06
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Old 2008-06-02, 16:42
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tomorrow i am leaving for texas

i am in maryland now
wooo summer



where you goin?
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Old 2008-06-03, 15:04
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Anyone see this MMA fight yesterday?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0jn8X0rDsQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NEsdwdxj3p8&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JX2ChQCnL6c&feature=related

They had a 2 hour show on local television last night, crazy shit. James Thompson is one nasty motherfucker.

missed it. thanks for the links
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Old 2008-06-04, 02:56
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:26
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Anyone see this MMA fight yesterday?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0jn8X0rDsQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NEsdwdxj3p8&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JX2ChQCnL6c&feature=related

They had a 2 hour show on local television last night, crazy shit. James Thompson is one nasty motherfucker.


Both of those men scare me.

I like how the interviews take place RIGHT after they finish fighting. You think anyone can think after that?? All they care about is a) that they won, b) that they're in pain, and c) trying to stand up straight.
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Old 2008-06-04, 16:46
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wow...june already. time seems to fly by...
 
Old 2008-06-04, 17:30
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pff. the forum is rockin' today.




Anyone remember when this board use to have guitar pro contests? that was fun.
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Old 2008-06-04, 19:46
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-06-04, 21:44
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fuck this!!!

alright, its hot as shit here.

(reduced to talking about the weather )

i need some fucking storms!!!!
 
Old 2008-06-04, 21:58
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Old 2008-06-04, 22:24
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Old 2008-06-04, 22:26
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Got an MIP ticket.


lol shit sucks, was it for drinking?
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Old 2008-06-04, 22:33
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Laaaaaame dude, that blows. How did it go down?
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Old 2008-06-04, 23:06
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You only got a ticket for masturbating in public? I thought that would get you into jail.
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Old 2008-06-05, 02:35
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-06-05, 02:49
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Holy shit, this forum is dead now.

Quick, someone start a DEATHCOREtabs.com and we'll make a forum. We can talk about our hair care products, and share dance moves via Stickam.





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Old 2008-06-05, 02:53
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Old 2008-06-05, 02:55
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I think this forum died when I joined. Every time I post something people automatically just quit posting in that thread. I killed Metaltabs.


I think its possible that it was my open mindedness to indie/post rock that originally killed this forum.

On that note, I still hate metalcore, but hardcore rules when you listen to shit other than Terror and bands you see on myspace.


Any good albums coming out this year? New Origin is fucking sweeeeeeet.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 03:44
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Indie isn't a fucking genre and don't try and group post-rock with that shit, anyway.
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Old 2008-06-05, 03:59
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I didn't group shit. I just happened to put a "/" between the two.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.

Last edited by Dissection : 2008-06-05 at 04:07.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 04:05
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Okay so like.... garbage/food works but towel/car doesn't!
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Old 2008-06-05, 04:09
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Sorry that I put "/" in between the two instead of saying "and." I figured with the mad internet skillz everyone has these days, they'd understand that instead of making another snide remark about something completely irrelevant.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 04:10
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Wrong thread to be bitching about relevancy, isn't it?
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Old 2008-06-05, 06:27
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2008-06-05, 06:30
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Old 2008-06-05, 07:18
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Old 2008-06-05, 12:10
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Wow.. I see metaltabs hasn't changed ONE bit.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2008-06-05, 12:11
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Nope.

How are you Mike?
 
Old 2008-06-05, 12:14
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Not to bad at all. Slackin on the metal but i still listen to it, i'm not officially a traitor yet.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2008-06-05, 15:20
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Not to bad at all. Slackin on the metal but i still listen to it, i'm not officially a traitor yet.


Honestly I'm the same way. I can't listen to just one style of music for too long, or it bores me.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 16:26
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I'm back from Ohio. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Thanks to everyone for their support.

Damn, when did nHoE and Dissection return? Good to see you guys again.
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Old 2008-06-05, 16:40
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Its summer again, and boredom strikes in between work, going out, band practice, and photography shit.

Speaking of photography shit, I don't remember which of you are from the NY area, but Suffocation is playing the BB King Blues club in Manhattan. Derek Boyer invited me up to come hang out and shit. That show is going to RULE. And I expect that some of you dudes will make the drive out.

Opening acts blow though.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 19:19
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Sorry that I put "/" in between the two instead of saying "and." I figured with the mad internet skillz everyone has these days, they'd understand that instead of making another snide remark about something completely irrelevant.


cannibal is just an asshole anyway, no one else really gives a shit



...yeah, summer is boring. except for the weekends.
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Old 2008-06-05, 21:35
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I'm back from Ohio. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Thanks to everyone for their support.

Damn, when did nHoE and Dissection return? Good to see you guys again.

Yeah christ I don't think I've posted since 2006.. just poppin in to see how everything is/ who's still around
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2008-06-05, 22:14
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I think its possible that it was my open mindedness to indie/post rock that originally killed this forum.


OH MY GOD IT MUST HAVE BEEN! You're so open-minded!
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Old 2008-06-05, 23:30
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Yeah christ I don't think I've posted since 2006.. just poppin in to see how everything is/ who's still around

we thought you died.
 
Old 2008-06-06, 00:39
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I've just been gettin out, gettin drunk, and forgettin about metaltabs hah, nice to see the old forum again though.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2008-06-06, 00:52
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hah, well you're right that not much has changed. there was one huge thing that happened though. not to bum anyone out by bringing it up, but Problematic actually did die...

no matter how much of an ass he acted like, that was one sad day.
 
Old 2008-06-06, 01:07
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2008-06-06, 01:21
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Slabbefusk, congrats on yer gradgeeashun!!
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2008-06-06, 03:39
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Yeah christ I don't think I've posted since 2006.. just poppin in to see how everything is/ who's still around


NewHell! How's life in ole New Brunswick? Are you still friends with Zertonshififtszzz?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-06-06, 08:43
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Yeah christ I don't think I've posted since 2006.. just poppin in to see how everything is/ who's still around

I'm still around. But I don't remember you
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-06, 09:45
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I think its possible that it was my open mindedness to indie/post rock that originally killed this forum.


You indeed killed the forum, but not with indy and/or post rock preferences, but with being openminded about redpeppersauce stained anal dildos
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2008-06-06, 18:30
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I don't even want to know how you know that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2008-06-06, 19:02
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In 2 hours i have to put my 13 year old cat down...

This is a fucking blow and a half right now.

RIP Tiger.
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Old 2008-06-06, 20:48
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I was just listening to some Entombed and noticed the lyrics to Masters of Death are pretty interesting. They name-drop all these other bands and album and song titles, like morbid angel, napalm death, slowly we rot, angel of death, etc. check it out, it's pretty cool. http://www.metal-archives.com/viewlyrics.php?id=1104508
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-06-06, 21:02
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In 2 hours i have to put my 13 year old cat down...

This is a fucking blow and a half right now.

RIP Tiger.

aww man I'm so sorry to hear that I remember when I had to put my cat down when I was like 12, and she had been around since I was born. Needless to say, it crushed me for a long time. It's a really tough thing to go through. I hope you feel better soon bud.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-06, 22:15
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I want to buy a kitten just so I can name him "scrambles".

I have way too much down time at work. Someone entertain me.
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Old 2008-06-06, 23:46
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I usually just make a trip to the shitter or play pac man on my phone
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Old 2008-06-06, 23:51
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NewHell! How's life in ole New Brunswick? Are you still friends with Zertonshififtszzz?

Hah not too bad man makin the best of it, and yeah I still hang out with Gord now and then
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2008-06-07, 00:05
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I usually just make a trip to the shitter or play pac man on my phone


Oh christ, I've beaten 3 different games on my cell phone since I've been here (couple months) - all taken place on the crapper.
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Old 2008-06-07, 03:34
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I want to buy a kitten just so I can name him "scrambles".
Scrambles the Death Dealer?
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Old 2008-06-07, 04:21
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I want to buy a kitten just so I can name him "scrambles".

I have way too much down time at work. Someone entertain me.


Psh, your lucky. I have to be yelled at by pizza nazis and customers.
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Old 2008-06-07, 20:56
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Oh christ, I've beaten 3 different games on my cell phone since I've been here (couple months) - all taken place on the crapper.


Only thing I beat on my toilet is my cock. Used to be Nintendo games but wanking is a priority to video games.
 
Old 2008-06-07, 22:34
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That's hot, Req.

Does anyone have a copy of Finale or a torrent to snatch it from?
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Old 2008-06-07, 23:36
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Tonight I'm headed for New York. Just need to get away for a while, life at home is getting pretty dull. I'll be staying in Watertown for about a week. I will miss the green screen.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-06-08, 00:23
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I don't think I've ever missed the green screen. Have fun kiddo!
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Old 2008-06-08, 00:48
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I've went 2 years without it, I think I could manage haha. I'm sure I have fun; I'm going somewhere I've never been to drink and maybe do some fishing. I'll take pictures.
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Old 2008-06-08, 03:27
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OH MY GOD IT MUST HAVE BEEN! You're so open-minded!


It was bad sarcasm, genius.

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Originally Posted by brainsforbreakfast
You indeed killed the forum, but not with indy and/or post rock preferences, but with being openminded about redpeppersauce stained anal dildos


Or maybe its the fact that you jumped on the 'LETS HATE DISSECTION LALWZ' bandwagon and were never good at it like some people.

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hah, well you're right that not much has changed. there was one huge thing that happened though. not to bum anyone out by bringing it up, but Problematic actually did die...

no matter how much of an ass he acted like, that was one sad day.


Wait what??? Someone died?



Fearfrost: Sorry bout your cat, bro. Shit sucks.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2008-06-08, 03:58
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It was bad sarcasm, genius.


Yes, I know it was sarcasm but its still gay you decided to plug that into your sarcasm.
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Old 2008-06-08, 05:02
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Well, I'm off. Wish me luck.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-06-08, 06:19
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Only thing I beat on my toilet is my cock. Used to be Nintendo games but wanking is a priority to video games.

Who the hell tosses on the toilet? Personally, I think the smell of shit would turn me off too much to get off
Maybe Req likes it though Who am I to judge?



And wtf?
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/...eformulaiy9.jpg
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-08, 07:13
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...so being gay is the equivalent of fucking a turtle?
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Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-06-08, 07:35
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Apparently
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-08, 13:21
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Or maybe its the fact that you jumped on the 'LETS HATE DISSECTION LALWZ' bandwagon and were never good at it like some people.


Oh shut your face.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12072

The forum has never been the same
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2008-06-08, 14:43
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Oh shut your face.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12072

The forum has never been the same


haha, a blast from the past. I take it nothing 'humiliating' happened.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-06-08, 16:29
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Wait what??? Someone died?

yeah. Problematic.
 
Old 2008-06-08, 18:53
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Well I emptied my wallet on strippers last night. being 18 is fun.
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Old 2008-06-08, 21:13
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well im back from my girlfriends house in texas. back to my shitty job, college, etc. not a great feeling
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Old 2008-06-09, 03:16
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Well I emptied my wallet on strippers last night. being 18 is fun.


haha. You'll soon realize it's best not to throw good money at gutter whores. You usually can get the same show without giving them a dime.

Of course..I wouldn't know.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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