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Old 2008-04-13, 16:34
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His ass is now fair game...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQTUM
 
Old 2008-04-13, 16:35
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happy birthday, ya cunt
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-04-13, 16:45
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dick
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Old 2008-04-13, 16:47
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the kid we love to hate. You may be the most frequently and easily shat on member around here but I can say it wouldn't be the same without you.

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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-04-13, 17:33
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hey its reqtums birthday! celebrate by deflowering a virgin if possible. cheers
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Old 2008-04-13, 18:37
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Weiiiii augurissimi John!!!
 
Old 2008-04-13, 18:39
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you will not get laid!

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Old 2008-04-13, 18:48
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I have mailed you a SMALL KITTEN so you WILL BE HAPPY.

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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2008-04-13, 19:51
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Finally its no longer illegal nor saddistic to have sex with requiem...
Never thought i'd see the day.

Whos taking one of the team here?
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-04-13, 20:26
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im probally the only one that doesnt like to bash you!!

Have a good one dude, celebrate with irl friends!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-04-13, 21:05
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Have a damn good one mate!
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Old 2008-04-13, 21:08
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have a great day John!
hope you have a wicked day.
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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2008-04-13, 22:50
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the kid we love to hate. You may be the most frequently and easily shat on member around here but I can say it wouldn't be the same without you.

Yeah man, we might be mean and pick on you quite often. But it's all in good fun buddy I dunno about the others, but I don't mean it Anyways, hope you have a good one man Happy Birthday!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-14, 00:51
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hey its reqtums birthday! celebrate by deflowering a virgin if possible. cheers


He is the virgin in need of deflowering.

Happy Bday man.
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Old 2008-04-14, 02:30
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Happy Birthday Lil' John.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-04-14, 04:07
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cunt
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Old 2008-04-14, 04:09
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It was different without him. It was better.

Fuck your mother for having you.
 
Old 2008-04-14, 06:21
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I hope its a good one
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Old 2008-04-14, 07:07
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Fuck your mother for having you.

Hah!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-14, 08:18
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Old 2008-04-14, 09:34
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ugly little motherFUCKER

 
Old 2008-04-14, 10:23
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Looks like a pic of him taken at his birthday party has already been posted all over the net.





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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-04-14, 10:41
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Have a good one you fucked up cunt!
 
Old 2008-04-14, 18:48
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OMG, I forgot where I was at and clicked that.

Have a great birthday! from Oldie-locks
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Old 2008-04-14, 19:11
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have a good one
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Old 2008-04-14, 19:38
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Reqtum, I FINALLY got that one. Shit goddamn.
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Old 2008-04-14, 19:46
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Thanks guys.

 
Old 2008-04-14, 20:44
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Shit, forgot. Have a good one cunt!
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Old 2008-04-14, 21:08
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Did you have a fun birthday dude?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-14, 22:10
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Thanks for asking. I didn't actually do anything on my bday but on the prior two days I had tons of fun.Though I won't share what I did because they are a taboo among the members here.
 
Old 2008-04-14, 23:20
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lol
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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