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2008-04-06, 23:01
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Happy Birthday fbs!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2008-04-06, 23:09
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Aawww.
Go drink some Jamey out of a beaker and have a good one from all of us here in my pants.
<3 Dyldonics
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2008-04-06, 23:13
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Cheers Man.
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2008-04-06, 23:38
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2008-04-07, 00:02
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fuck i know this guy will have a good one! cheers man
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2008-04-07, 00:05
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Telling someone to get drunk in a birthday thread is too conventional, so I wish you one of the best days of your life and enjoy this anniversary of your birth.
But you can get drunk if ya want.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-04-07, 01:16
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Vaginal Warts
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W00 H0000 
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2008-04-07, 01:27
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2008-04-07, 01:58
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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2008-04-07, 02:01
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the siamese
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have a good one you old fuck!
god damn i dont wanna reach that age!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-04-07, 03:33
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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2008-04-07, 04:11
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My Ass, Your Face
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Kill yourself you fucking cunt!!
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2008-04-07, 04:44
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Happy Birthday dude
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2008-04-07, 07:34
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2008-04-07, 08:28
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Enjoy it, upside-downer
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2008-04-07, 09:37
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have a good one
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2008-04-07, 12:35
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Christ. When you're my age, birthdays start to become a minor annoyance in the pursuit of other shit.
But in other news, I DID drink a lot and engage in frequent acts of sordid bastardry. I mean, what else is there to do?
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2008-04-07, 15:52
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2008-04-07, 18:29
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... When you're my age, birthdays start to become a minor annoyance in the pursuit of other shit....
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ya old fart
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2008-04-07, 22:11
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Metal As Fuck!
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Hope you have/had a great one!
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2008-04-08, 05:25
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Fuck you, douche nozzle.
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2008-04-08, 14:11
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Fucked beyond salvation, hope you had a good one!
I hope your party wasn't a prelude to the apocalypse..
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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2008-04-08, 19:35
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Have a good one, cunto!
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2008-04-09, 04:03
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Happy Birthday dude
(Sorry I'm late posting this)
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2008-04-12, 21:09
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Don't you guys ever get tired of this asshole? He's ugly and weak, too.
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2008-04-13, 09:59
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(If they do it page by page, that is)
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-04-15, 05:29
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He dresses like a fag, too.
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2008-04-15, 14:09
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Do I do anything that meets with your approval, Cuddles McPhee?
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Hey cunt,
HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT!!!!
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2008-04-16, 20:55
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I heard you cook meat real nice.
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2008-04-20, 10:46
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2008-04-20, 18:23
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Yeah, but that's just 'cause he he loves 'em fat (But who doesn't?) and needs the alcohol to boost his nerves. He's painfully shy. It's why he's mean over the internet.
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2008-04-20, 21:31
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I thought he was mean over the internet to compensate for the incredibly small size of his penis? Didn't that one heifer mistake it for a clitoris?
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Have a good birthday man
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2008-04-21, 02:14
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WooHoo!!1
Infect the world with the truth, FBS!
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