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Happy Valentines Day
A cheesy thread no doubt... but happy Valentines Day to all those who can celebrate love.
Bob is my Valentine  Je t'aime Bob  Now get over to BC and feast on my gecko!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-02-14, 08:40
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Vaginal Warts
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Fuck valentines. Drink or smoke or do something "productive" and then waddle your way over to some place to get breakfast or lunch.
EDIT: Happy valentines day
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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MY WEBSITE!
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2008-02-14, 12:43
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Die Young.
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My Valentine is my right hand for today, as my girlfriend is in the Dominican until Saturday. lolol.
Great, another lame holiday that's costing me more money to get laid.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2008-02-14, 12:45
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Life is pain.
Banned
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Great, another lame holiday that's costing me more money to get laid.
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2008-02-14, 12:46
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Die Young.
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haha, Touche.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
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2008-02-14, 14:14
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2008-02-14, 15:48
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Die Young.
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When did Requiem get another account?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
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2008-02-14, 15:55
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ba-zing
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-02-14, 16:00
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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lulz
I'll probably buy my mama a flower or some gay shit like that.
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2008-02-14, 20:36
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Metal As Fuck!
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Happy V-Day!
I actually had a date this year. Well it was actually yesterday, but it lasted till like 4:00 in the morning.
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2008-02-14, 20:42
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Bom Chicka Wah Wah... got lucky Davie?
Mine was also yesturday, spent some time with my ex. But today I got $20, some hot wings from Zaxby's, and a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. From my mom. 
... I think she likes me... 
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-02-15, 02:53
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AKA "Happy Single Awareness Day"
I don't think she likes you if she got your Pabst BR. You poor thing.
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2008-02-15, 02:56
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Eh, I like PBR. Not my favortie but it gets the job done.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-02-15, 03:01
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the siamese
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Fuck valentines. Drink or smoke or do something "productive"
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well, having sex is productive if you plan to have kids!
having sex, or feast with your lover is productive because you put your relationship in a good way!
Blitz: make me love NOW!!!
have a good one guys, good sex and good sadomaso sceances!
for requiem; good masturbation
CTL: good masturbation with kiddie porn!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-02-15, 03:14
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i'm single most of the time..but i always manage to be single on this day. here's to yet another irrelevant valentines day! 
http://www.atshq.org/pix/feb-ats.jpg
today i did have the first anheuser busch product that i found to be quite alright. their 07 private reserve doppelbock. 8.5% lager with a nice flavor. not the best of the breed..but certainly drinkable. hell, i wish i had another bottle. |
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2008-02-15, 23:41
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Great, another lame holiday that's costing me more money to get laid.
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Wtf, I get laid like twice a day regardless of what day it is.
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When did Requiem get another account?
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That was just killer, words cannot describe how hard I laughed at that 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-02-16, 00:45
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Just another day of being a hopeless virgin for me |
Me, too.
Yeah, if your mom got you PBR she doesn't like you. In fact, she might be trying to poison ya.
I made cards for my boys and mom. And realized today I forgot to give the boys their MnM's I hid.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2008-02-16, 01:19
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the siamese
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Wtf, I get laid like twice a day regardless of what day it is.
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he made another account?
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-02-16, 02:05
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Okay.
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Requiem?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-02-16, 02:16
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Die Young.
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Wtf, I get laid like twice a day regardless of what day it is.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2008-02-16, 04:10
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the siamese
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Requiem?
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no santa claus!! yes Requiem!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-02-16, 05:58
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No, he didn't get a new account. It was a joke.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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wtf, I am not requiem
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2008-02-16, 16:57
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2008-02-16, 19:46
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Death to all but metal!
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have a good one guys, good sex and good sadomaso sceances!
for requiem; good masturbation
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LOL
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2008-02-16, 23:31
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Die Young.
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haha, Bob should do stand-up.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Haha, yeah no doubt. I'd pay to see that too.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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