Sounds like you guys have a slight urinary tract infection. Drink some cranberry juice.

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I'm at work...

Then you'll have to wait until sensation goes away. Cranberry juice is the best thing for tract infection that I know of.

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Then you shouldn't be on here, should you?

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I do when I'm drunk, beats spraying it everywhere

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LOL i do that at night every single night

i actually complained to my doctor and she was like yeah normally only 5 year olds have that problem

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hahaha... it generally happens when I drink a lot of orange juice.

yeah haha

i believe i only have one kidney... a hereditary thing in my family. never bothered to get an ultra sound done though

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I'm sure the doctors doing your major back surgery would have noticed.

double you tee eff.................. hilary just took my fuckin state.... oh yeah, and Romney as well.

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I'm burning all my music to cds. Someone broke into my truck and stole my cds, cellphone, and NOT my Family Guy Blue Harvest DVD (Which I'm happy for, but it's Family Guy, dudes. Who wouldn't steal it?). Only Cd's to have survived were Nercphagist "Epitaph," Death "Human," Strapping Young Lad "Alien," and Cattle Decapitation "Karma Bloody Karma."

I felt so stupid. Really opens your eyes now, though, how pathetic some people can be, and how you have to prepare for that.

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Sucks man.

The most I got stolen from me was my PSP(2 weeks after launch) and a graphing calculator.

Man, that sucks. What is wrong with people? I know this sounds very naive and I shouldn't be surprised, but seriously.

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I've been having a minor problem with my internet (Firefox) for a couple of weeks now. Sometimes when I click on something nothing happens and I need to click a second, third, even fourth time. This mainly occurs when selecting or closing a tab. Same goes for when I hit backspace to go back one page.. sometimes it just completely doesn't go through. Got any idea why this might be?

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dunno, i would imagine so, but im not sure how wide my skin was spread


i have that problem with tabs in firefox, it stalls or doesnt open when i do tabs. i chalk it up to my mouse (i use the roller wheel click to open tabs on links)

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Try clearing your cache data. I've experienced that problem numberous amounts of time, then I run CrapCleaner which seems to fix the problem.

sad thing is that they probably have no interest in the music you listen to, and/or they were just gonna sell whatever they got in the first place. then upon finding out what you had in your car, no offense meant..just that it wasn't a collection of the top 100 pop albums, they may even toss it out thinking it's worthless. one of my friends in high school had the same thing happen to him, only they didn't leave any cd's besides what was in the cd player. his were all in one of those cases. i bet the person that stole them was pissed too...mostly just punk rock.

yep. in highschool i found a collection of about 100 punk cds. hardly recognized any of them. the owner had a pay check receipt (of some kind) in there, so i knew his name and where he lived. i returned the collection. ...and not because i couldn't get anything for it. imagine yourself in his situation. for me it would be even worse. my collection is well over twice his.

whoever tossed it near that dumpster, probably didnt even know what kind of music it was. the owner didn't know who took it, or even when it went missing but he gave me 20 dollars. that was more than enough because i didn't do it for pay. for example, last semester i found a Razer phone in the parking lot. i called the owner and told him he would be able to find it with my building's secretary. never even met the guy, but he was very appreciative on the phone.

wow, your a real nice guy eh

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That's why I love you so much.

I've never understood why people carry tons of real CDs in their car, especially in big leather "PLEASE STEAL ME!" wallets.

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well..i don't have any huge book..and many aren't "real" cds.. i'd say it's because on convenient case beats having a bunch of individual cd cases. also..i don't know about the rest of you, but i think i only have one or two copies of cds i bought/traded for/etc. the rest are just mp3s i put on blank discs. in the end..what's in my car is what i want to listen to.

haha yea, i make copies of the cds i want in my truck

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never had that problem but for FUCKS SAKE i cannot get flash player to install on firefox, ive reinstalled it/updated it and still cant get it. if i ever go to youtube or something that needs flash i have to open up IE to view it

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I'll either burn them or carry a few real CDs in my car, but I'd never put carry around more than six or seven.

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ive got a case full of like 70 real ones

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NIGGA GETTIN JACKED TONIGHT. LOL.

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haha

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i had that problem too, did you try reinstalling firefox?

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would i loose all my bookmarks and shit if i did that?

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why not get a mp3 carstereo ?

I've got a usb port on my carstereo so I can connect my Ipod to it.

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It should ask you if you want to install personal data like that.

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Save your bookmarks to a new folder on your desktop. Then once you reinstall it, drag the bookmarks into the mozilla bookmark folder.

car is from 1997 , im not putting a dime into it!!!

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I have a USB port in my car

i have a tape and cd deck!

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mines from 78 and that was the first thing i put into it. fuck only having am/fm

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I just cut my balls trying to shave with a buzzer. It hurts but at least it didn't bleed too much.

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haha im looking to get a new car. i have no problem with cds

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I usually just buzz the shaft... never shaved my balls though. I bet it tickles.

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Yeah, I usually just clip the long fuckers on my jimmyjangles but over the last few months I hadn't kept up and it was getting a little out of control. It kind of tickeled from the vibrations.

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The key is to twist the sack hair and then shave closely to the sack with the side burn trimmer of your electric razor.

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I normally twist and cut but thought that'd be unnecessary with the buzzer that I just bought.

I should have recorded the process and sent it in to the next BME Pain Olympics.

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haha. I've cut my balls many times. It's not a great time.

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I'm concerned for you. What kind of situations do you put yourself in to get your balls cut so much?

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he has tons of pics that show exactly what kind of situations he puts himself into. loool.

Your face is a situation!

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Experience. lololol.

Well, I guess not that many times. I'M A FLIP FLOPPER, I ADMIT IT.

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How many times is a lot?

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More than 3 times.

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Situation: You are shaving your pube, then, your mother enters the bathroom.

thats how you cut you balls

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Find me guilty.

Bob: lock the door. haha.

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You know, BB - they sell saftey Scissors. Might want to look into that.

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http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/02...r-hero-for.html

We should see if MetalTabs will endorse this game.

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just what the world needs, guitarist saturation.

cmon we really need more bass and drums

Speaking of which, the old buzzard needs a shave.

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Hah, yeah right.

If possible, I think every band should pull a "Korn" on their bassists and drummers.

Wow, talking about shaving and trimming your balls. Only until now have I realize metaltabs is a sausage festival.

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Its scary you were that far into denial.

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Yeah.

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It was a sausage fest until BB told us of his shaky right. Now its a blood sausage fest.

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It's Trendkill 420's birthday. Today he becomes 25 and 27.

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haha.

I miss Trendkill.

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I've been earning money by watching porn. $1 an hour is the base rate and I've made 30 bucks in the past 3 days. I know someone who made 300 bucks doing this last month. The problem is that the company doesn't pay you until the first of each month so I actually haven't gotten paid yet.

No, they didn't ask for a credit card.

If it won't count as spam, I'll post the link. Otherwise, PM and I'll tell you the details. I need to be cautious after just coming back from my ban.

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I bet you're sore from all that work.

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haha. So much for giving Requiem girl advice..looks like the man will find his new job!

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lolol........he already pm'd me. lololololol

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hahahahahaha

Man, tripping on robo is awesome. See you guys in two days. lol

thats fuckin gross man.


make sure you take a big shit. it makes all the difference............seriously.

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Last night Nick and I went to Red Ash cemetery with a voice recorder. We actually got something, I think. I recorded it onto my computer but it sounds pretty rough. Listen closely at around 0:04 and tell me what you think it says.

Don't step on me.

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cant make it out but it sounds like a man whispering

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Due to the high volume of PMs I've got recently, I'm just gonna post on how you can make money watching porn.

http://www.directgalleries.com/?r=nefarious

It pays you monthly on how many hours you watch and transfers teh money to a paypal account.....starts at a dollar an hour and then increases based on a couple different things. They transfer the money at the end of the month.

But here is the beauty of it all. You can just put in another tab on firefox and walk away from the computer. Go to work. Go to school and let it run.

Some perks:

for firefox users, get this:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865

Sometimes, the popups make sound (HQ tube). This allows you to block the video while still allowing hte website access. Also, 'uh-uhs' wont be going on in the background when you try to listen to music.

Also:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1337

This allows you to hide the tab bar, so that if other people in your family want to use the computer, they'll have no idea what's going on in the background.


Lastly, you might need your computer's power settings. You can do this by right clicking somewhere not on an icon in your desktop. Go to PROPERTIES and click POWER.

In the POWER SCHEMES tab, set all those drop menus to NEVER.

That way you can leave it running all night.

Try this shit out. I've made 45 bucks already.

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haha, you guys are ridiculous. Get a girlfriend for fuck sake.

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i dont look at the porn......however, i do make money.

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Or use your porn money to take your girlfriend out to a really nice dinner.






I was always told if it seems too good to be true, it usually is, and that seems way too fucking good to be true.

It isn't. Read testimonials from reliable people here:

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=56144


The guy who started the thread is a trustworthy member of that forum and is not one to spam.

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You watched 45 hours of porn? lol

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you get paid a dollar an hour. thats how much it costs to run your pc for that long.

it increases with more activity. and it's not like the program totally takes over your pc. it's just in the background.

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you're an idiot.

that's sig worthy.....

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3-P1/\/\P?

Sorry to razz ya moe, but you're getting paid boarder-jumper wage for this shit.

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it's not my primary source of income and it's not really 'work.' lol. i sit at the computer and listen to music way too much as it is. why not get paid for it?

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You're a piece of shit.

Hurray for random unprovoked insults!



You probably shouldn't razz on him. If he can actually get paid $3 an hour doing absolutely nothing, then it doesn't matter how crap the pay is, it's free money. That's all assuming it actually works and doesn't flood your computer with Trojans, and other nasty bugs native to porn slums, and also if he has a real job to compliment this.

ima just see if it works this month. i still have a job, but $300 supplemental income never hurts.

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What's the catch? Do you review the movies?

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the catch is..he hasn't specified what type of porn it is! scat, homoerotic, and elderly porn most likely.

I'm wondering why he's so big on promoting it. He's got a giant link in his signature for it, too.

Sounds like some kind of scam or bullshit spam thing and I'm too lazy to look into it. Either way, even if it was true 1$ an hour isn't worth my CPU usage.

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PErfect idea for a bumper sticker. "YOU! Don't even bother stealing the Cds from my truck; There's no Tupac or Dr. Dre for you."

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That sticker wouldn't apply to me. I own The Chronic.

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Man, if you have a gig of RAM or more you can easily have that running in the background. I think it is legitimate but I first need to get a debit card, which won't be anytime soon.

I know I could run it fine, but that little bit of CPU power isn't worth a dollar an hour and the entire concept is just fucking weird and shady. I'm not that desperate for money.

Why wouldn't it be any time soon? You can walk into a bank and get a Debit card in like 15 minutes.

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No job; money.

Stop using semicolons until you become aware of how to utilize them properly.

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I'm not even sure what he meant by that.

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I have absolutely no clue as to what he meant by that.

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steve id still like to pop over sometime, maybe tomorrow afternoon or next weekend?
stuff im dying for
think this, world circus, megadeth - so far so good reissue (ive never heard this hahaha), megadeth - rust in peace resisue (i have original mix), maybe some believer, any good exodus besides bonded...

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Sure,

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I'll have the stuff copied

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