Some Girls and Blood Brothers broke up.

Boohoo for me. Waa waa poo poo.

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go increase the gauge in your ears out of solidarity, homo

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damn guys, i really had the most rough time i had since few years, they cut my electricity when its 0 degree for a week, and trust me...it was cold enough to sleep with my clothes on. I bet aussie cunts here would have died from coldness! Plus my roomates leaved and she didnt clean her shit.

and so many things else that are more personal....

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I've had two roomates before when I had an single/studio apartment in Hollywood. One was a chick my buddy was fucking who stiffed me for $400 (her half of the rent.) The next one was a dude who happened to "move in" the very night I was fucking this girl on my bed. (What else could I say but "What's up?") His love of gangsta rap helped me get in touch with my "inna nigga". We'd smoke Strawberry Swishers on my couch that I found outside while listening to 2Pac, Biggie, and then, Necrophagist and Cryptopsy. We'd trip out watching roaches fall off of the ceiling onto the carpet. One day I thought I saw a maggot pop out of the carpet. This led to an all night manhunt trying to find all the other maggots living in our carpet. We found quite a few. We figured the only solution would be to throw parties every night so we could "smoke out the bugs." Now that I've seen an entire room full of goth chicks rap out Eminem's "Superman" word for word, I've seen it all. There's nothing funnier than having your roomate, stoned as fuck, open the door, to find the neighbors downstairs brought a baseball bat up to try and get to to "shut the fuck up or we'll call the cops." His response? A simple "Fuck you " Ah, drugs.
Yeah, I hate roomates.
In other news my Electro Harmonix Electric Mistress arrives today.

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Anyone got any good black Friday stories? I said to hell with it this year. All my X-mass gifts are coming from the Dollar Store.

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Get a small sized Suffocation sticker and put it over one of those Jesus candles. Instant brutality, this holiday season!!

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Well, at least that was somewhat entertaining.


Not being a drug head anymore, I could not stand having potheads for roommates. Alcoholics always welcome on the other hand.

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Thanksgiving leftovers are the fuckin best.

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My roomate and his friend were fucking alcoholic fiends. One early morning they were so drunk they took all the Heineken bottles they had lined up along the window and started tossing them out into the street. When they ran out of bottles they started chucking all sorts of other shit out the window. They took a bottle of cologne and threw it; it went straight through the convertible top of this early 90's Buick LeSabre like a hot knife through butter.

First it was funny as shit, and then and and more . I had passed out and they "nazified" me with a Sharpie, managed to get me stood up while one of them took a pic of me passed the fuck out, my face covered with swatistikas, doing a Hitler salute with a cigar in my mouth. Later I got revenge on one of the cunts by pulling out the mattress from under him while he was sleeping, which later resulted in me getting an entire tube of Colgate Tartar Control wasted on my ear.
There's jack shit to do at work today.

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so right, its the same for me, alcohol anytime! metal+alcool is the shit!

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Ever get my rancid balls on your lips?? lololol.

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Total pwnage, btw.

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Thanks, I feel the need to brag when given the opportunity. I later apologized to the guy..which was rather awkward.

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In Heaven everything is fine. You've got your good thing, and I've got mine.

Black Friday story: I don't shop at malls. However, I have to get off at a mall exit to go home. So, today I got off work, went to the nearest bank to cash my payday check, and went home. Normally this whole procedure should take about half an hour. Thanks to Black fucking Friday it took an extra hour. But at least I was getting money instead of spending it because corporations really would like it if I did. It's the corporations, man. They're all corporationy.

Unfortunately, I don't have a gun, or much money, so buying random crap really isn't an option today.

I've been trying to get fat. My genes don't seem to allow it.

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Good christ on a cross. I've been waiting a long time for a decent Godflesh shirt to show up on eBay but this is fucking ridiculous.

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welcome to extreme shirt collecting :P

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Man I better not see the "Streetcleaner" longsleeve when it shows up on eBay for more than $100 or I will be more pissed than Fenriz, Satyr and Ihsahn when "Cold Lake" came out.

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Cry about it on the 31G board.

Blood brothers sucked anyway.........on a level so extreme that they cannot be reproduced by controlled experimentation.

Wasn't some girls just some Locust side project anyway?

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How did that go? Haha.

its still so funny that you work off of all these musical stereotypes like "omg between the buried and me is fashioncore skivvy wearing bullshit!" and like the quote above. im glad you restrict yourself to such thinking. keep listening to death metal man, one of the most narrow minded straight down the line genres of all time! that's awesome!

also, you sound like everyone that isn't exposed to something but has severely little knowledge of it - ''omg death metal sounds all the same its all like slipknot with their slipknot shirts and baggy pants!'' versus you ''change the guage in your ear and put on a new skivvy, fag''

just chillax man, suck down a few beers and have a chest beating contest with someone else.

nah, basically a ''supergroup'' in the form of the word. to say, there were 5 guys from 5 different bands in it. plot to blow up the eiffel tower, swing kids, the locust, unbroken, give up the ghost, and more through the changing guitarists all the time.

thought you may have enjoyed both bands actually, less so blood brothers but some girls seems to be your thing by what i read here.

haha. yes. just had some for the third time. there is still enough for a couple more meals.

i listen to music that isnt death metal. thing is, the different music i listen to doesnt suck

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You're not helping yourself

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Do mods get extended sigs?

http://www.last.fm/user/TransientBlur/

some oddballs in there

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State cops opened with us at Circuit City. So needless to say, no pandemonium. I worked 15 hours with only 1 break, and ended up walking out early, pissed off (I open tomorrow morning, extra early too).

No real good stories from me, and I'm usually the king of good stories. This year was just busy and frustrating. I didn't even get to yell at a customer well.

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Lol, I work for Circuit City too. I'm a tech at service center 59 or at least for now, but I don't see a real future in this company. Its going down the pooper in competition with Best Buy and Walmart. I took the job as an experiment toy job right out of the Navy, because I was cracking beers at 10AM and needed to do something.

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I never heard Some Girls actually, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that I'd dig their stuff.........I just thought it was something on the side, not a full proper band itself.


31G is an interesting label with some good bands tho.

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I like to listen to funk, blues, and classic rock along with metal. Prince, George Clinton, Berry White, Jame Brown, Hendrix, SRV; I'll listen to just about anything if it sounds cool.

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aaahhh customer service, brings a tear to my eye when I recall memories screaming at the mouth breathers when I worked at CVS, Wendy's,various gas stations, convenience stores and other such asshole jobs........I especially like the parts when it's a dude twice my size telling me in graphic detail how much I'm gonna get my ass kicked if the burger is not made to satisfaction, that the coupon specifies Colgate toothpaste in a 24oz tube and not the 16oz, that we are out of engine oil.


Or that time when an entire chapter of a local biker gang enters the gas station I happen to be working in simply taking whatever they want off the shelves, that look of total menace and murderous annoyance that.........that they have to endure civilization itself and simply not kill me to get the much needed fuel, all in the name of getting to the next bar and probably breaking barstools over someone else's heads.

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Thanksgiving was great. Food was great. Desert was good. s'good.

Went to my friend's house afterwards, had fun, they smoked weed, I played guitar. They got drunk, I watched.

He has no heat, so he got a space heater which did little until you went to the bathroom and realized how much it helps.

This morning, though, I woke up all congested and shit. Got something to eat and my headache went away, but it came back later.

My friend's friend was moving out, so he gave him some stuff he didn't need; another space heater with a fan, and some speakers for his computer which sound amazing. What sucks, though, is three times the electricity went out because we had so much shit going on.


And I have to say, Burnout is an awesome game.

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can someone tell me what black friday is? yeah i may look stupid but, fuck you, you and your weirdos special days!

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.... crap, my history is really rusty, but I'm guessing Black friday is no different from Black Tuesday, in which stocks fell and people across country lost alot of money, which contributed greatly to the Great Depression. Except Black Friday wasn't as devastating. It's kind of an irony, though, because the word "black" when talking about money is, I think, supposed to be a good thing. Comes from the phrase "Living in the black."

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It's the busiest shopping day of the year, I believe.

Well, the day after thanksgiving is.......I don't know if that relates to black friday tho.

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WTF, how metal are you? Black Friday is the day that America celebrates Dave Mustaine. He wrote the song, Good Morning/Black Friday and every since then the Friday after Thanksgiving people thought that it would be OOber cool to get up that morning while it was still dark (black) outside and act like a crackhead with a stolen credit card in Walmart.

Dave was a visionary. Do a search if you don't believe me.

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LOLL, i dont think mustaine created a day for 280 000 000 people in USA, since metal is the music of demon, but i liked your comparaison

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ROFL...
It's called that because there is supposed to be a surplus of sales that day for all American companies (or so the government/economy would love to believe.) All American companies' balance sheets should show a total "in the black" today (mad profit) instead of "in the red" (loss). Of course the Business section will always bitch about how "Post-Thanksgiving sales have been the lowest evar of all times!!!1" meaning there isn't a loss but profit always seems to go down every year...
Gonna go to the LA Auto Show today, should be lots of fun.

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haha it was very fucking odd. The guy was actually very passive about the whole ordeal, saying such things as "naw, it's cool man, don't worry about it".

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nope..i did go out and buy some shit though. bought call of duty 4 and some beers. was pretty crowded..not as bad as i was expecting i guess. only had to wait in line for one person to buy their shit at gamestop and the same deal at the booze store.

Did you have to make me think about Eraserhead?! I officially won't sleep tinight, thanks to you.



All my roommates smoke godzilla-quantities of pot, damnit.

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I have just discovered urbandictionary.com as of today. I fucking laughed my ass off when I read these definitions.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=dingleberry

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Urban Dictionary is hilarious.

haha i've done #4.

Listening to Lunatic now. Such a shame; great band, yet they quit after their first album.

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LOLLL, i just read few ones and i almost shit in my pants! probally the most entertaining dictionnary ever read

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The Thanksgiving break is coming to a halt.

Now I'm anticipating the Christmas break. XD

I wish I could just skip Xmass every year. Corporate America likes to persuade me to feel like a bum if I don't over spend on the latest over priced shit on the market.

What happened to just making something for loved ones?

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damn, just had the party of a lifetime. Beer, drugs, rock n roll, and girls, made out with one, after fucking the other, haha.

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That's what a party is SUPPOSED to be. What more can you ask for?

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MTM I asked you this question earlier but you didn't answer. So I'll ask it again.

Do mods get an extended sig?

I just checked, and it looks like it's limited to 500 characters for me. I'm not sure about yours. Edit your signature, fill it up with crap, and hit the preview button and see what it says.

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Ahh. They are the same for mods and members. I guess you just have yours filled out well.

It died along with sitting in the living room watching fire.

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just look how much space quotes take up. and theres not much text in any of his.

True fag. Shorten your sig.

It really is.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=redneck+metal

in due time. in due time...

I finally put my car in the shed, cut the bottom 4 inches off of a 2 liter bottle and filled it with moth balls, put some drygas in the tank, let her run for a while, then unhooked the battery It's getting 2 grand worth of all fuckin rebuilt drivetrain next year anyways, and I can't WAIT

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That fucking sucks dude.

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Yah I know, when I started it today I wanted to take it out sooo fuckin bad.

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Jesus what a fucking night I had, got drunk, and fucked two girls at the same time . Definitely the night I’ll never forget.

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Congratulations

do you not run it in the winter? what kinda car is it

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Correct, it's a 1972 Dodge Dart, with absolutely no rust on it.

I just watched American Beauty, a pretty fuckin exceptional movie. I'm usually not a big fan of movies, but this one was the best I've seen since V for Vendetta.

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what's wrong with the dart? or is it just snow and whatnot?

Yeah, it's just that the snow and salt on the roads would trash it.

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It's the salt. It's amazing how much worse it is for everything than the snow. It ruins your shoes, it ruins your car, it makes it so much less likely that people will kill themselves in a car accident or even just slip and fall on the sidewalk. Worst thing about winter.

I didn't know you had two dicks. LOL LOSER.

One girl is enough to give me a headache, I don't want a migraine.

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Then you should plug your dick in her mouth to stop her from talking..

Forgive me for being not with-it in the US ways of the car, but what does that do, and what's the purpose?

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I do..but you can't plug your dick in two girls mouths simultaneously.....

..or can you?

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No. I can't.

I'm just giving you ideas to help you with your migraine.

One could be occupied with 'yer nutsack.

Yeah but trust me, she would still talk every now and then. And that's not what we want, is it.

Maybe if you're into dirty-talk. I don't really like it to be honest. Can't imagine my girl screaming 'oh yeaaah fuck my pussy, ride it hard cowboy, ohhh, fuck my ass and call me a bitch'

You don't watch porn, now do you?

Well putting it in the shed keeps it out of the elements, namely the sun and the snow. The moth balls are to eliminate and bugs or rodents living in there, and I let after adding the drygas to the gasoline so that it will mix with any moisture that can collect in the gas tank/lines and prevent it from freezing or corrosion (drygas isn't really necessary, I'm just anal about that sort of thing) And I unhooked the battery obviously so it doesn't go dead.

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thats overdoing it, a little 'fuck me' is perfectly fine

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Ofcourse I do. I enjoy the real thing a lot more though.

But sometimes you wake up with a morning glory and well, you know.

Well. I never needed her to say anything, at least not during it.

I don't think it adds anything really. I also noticed how some girls can't stop talking after. And well. My idea of sticking a cock in their face doesn't really work at that moment, at least not if you ever want to get with that same girl again.

I love to say funny shit sometimes. Like, "Oh yeah, we are going to make a month baby"

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I'm seeing Gwar and 3 inches of Blood tonight.

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3 Inches of Blood is awesome. I may get to see them in January.

They are awesome, one of the best local gigs I've been too. Their set sounded great as well. I'd love to see them do some songs off 'Fire Up the Blades' though.

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I wish I could cuddle with this everynight. http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2...t/panda0106.jpg

That is how I picture Bob looking in real life.

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Aww, too bad you can't. Not having a face in the morning would be totally full of lullzollol.

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Yeah, that is the exact same response Timez gave me.

Both were licking my cock at the same time .



Yea, salt is killer on cars up north, causes major corrosion on the chassis. At the shop I work at a lot of Canadians drop by for a service, and their cars are rust buckets on the underside. I've seen one car which literally looked like the body was going to separate from the chassis because the corrosion was so bad. A lot of cars from up north get brought down south to be put up for sale. Before buying a used car I always go to a shop and get it checked out, this being one of the top reasons.

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hes about as cute!

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So I'm not the cutest MT member. ^-^

no but youre the girliest looking

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Works for me. Maybe I'll get a tabbie for it. :O

Speaking of tabbies, shouldn't the '07 tabbie thread be made in the next week or so?

who cares

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Obviously I care!

My Beginner's Japanese book came in the mail today.

i mightve been interested in taking japanese at my college but its a 5 credit hour course, a bit too much, though i have to take a year of a non germanic language to meet my major requirements. each year they bring in a person from some obscure dying language group (last year was some bushman from africa i believe) and you spend the year dissecting their language

its different than the average 101 classes though, and im a bit sick of learning languages in that format

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