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What if
What if all the metal tabbers got together to drink, party, and jam?
What do you think would happen?
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Re: What if
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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yep
when its come to the jamming part, it would be a black metal/death metal/everything-else war. people would argue, and eventually skulls would get cracked (probably my wally's massive yeti musculage). it would not be a pretty sight
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weijia would get killed, that goes without saying. slayme, myself, wally, and memnoch would serial kill blackmetallers. sane would laugh and not eat anything, cause he's a fat cunt. nomad would still be God.
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What the hell good would I do there?
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You'd be a fat cunt again Jim, dont worry.
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haha, I think if we'de all come together it'll be a totall mess
empty beer cans and cider bottles everywhere!
man we should have a barbeque and shit, haha
I'll be myself ofcourse, the silent observating motherfucker...
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if we all got together...
we'd dowse each other with male testosterone.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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the jam session sounds good. it would be awesome if we got everyone. from all around the world. what songs would be playing?
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when'd i say that? i bet the fight would be over who gets control of the system
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the jam session sounds good. it would be awesome if we got everyone. from all around the world. what songs would be playing?
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empty beer cans and cider bottles everywhere!
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I'd execute a pig. First i drill it, then i kill it. (woo, that rhymes. )
Then we would have a nice barbecue.
I think a good location would be *Def-Fx*'-house. It's quite big i think. It's not far away. We all could get weed for an acceptable price. And we could get good German beer or the belgian ones.
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hehe, dude I don't want to ruin the fucking house! And I don't think I live in a central location!
we do have cheap heineken here, hell we could just rent a 1000 litre tap here
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1000 litres!!!!! dude, we should have it on the roof of some giant place
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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hehe, dude I don't want to ruin the fucking house! And I don't think I live in a central location!
we do have cheap heineken here, hell we could just rent a 1000 litre tap here
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Wow...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I have a new bed, and it makes me dream. This was in last night's dream and you all hated me. Cunts.
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I think there will be some sick fucker that'll try to sit on you man, you'll get raped wearing those kinda costumes
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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What part of didymow don't you understand??!!?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-11-15, 20:11
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Drunken Yeti God
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
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What if I got tired of this stupid fucking thread?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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