Last sunday I drove up to Van Nuys to jam for Masokist with our new vocalist and our vocalist is now dating my ex-girlfriend Jenna. Anyway, during our practice shit loads of people came into our jam room. There were about 10 people we didn't know but knew us because they heard of Masokist that walked into our rehearsal room: 5 chicks, 4 dudes, and 1 "I dunno what gender to classify this bitch."

Anyway, we finished our jamming and alot of people were digging the new shit and told us they cannot wait until we release our split cd because it had alot of influences from Punk, Grind, Old School DM to Slam. As soon as I walk out, I see 3 chicks arguing to 2 other chicks about who was the most attractive dude in the rehearsal room and those 3 chicks were fighting over who gets dibs on who. 3 of those chicks mentioned me, 1 of them was hot but taken and actually came with her boyfriend but he was in the bathroom and 2 other chicks who werent so attractive, a little bit on the chunky side.

Anyway, one of the chicks just sat inside our studio while me and my lil bro are arguing in Armenian about how we should get rid of the alcohol so that the staff wont ban us from the building. The girl asks "What language are you speaking?" and I replied "Oh, we speak Armenian." Then she kinda leans forward to show me her cleavage and says "I think you're the cutest armenian I've ever seen" and I responded "Oh, you don't want me, your friends will think I'll blow their shit up" and everybody starts laughing. Then she says "Oh baby I just want you for one night, please" and but I pretended I didn't hear that and continued packing my equipment together. Richard (drummer) said "Dude, you should of fucked her...." and I said "Nah dude, you know Im fucking picky about women. Did you see her gut?" and Rich says "Yeah, but she's not THAT chunky" and I said "If any visible chunk that be seen even if the bitch is clothed, my dick will have a hard time staying up."

Anyway, for those people in bands who been situations like this; how do you react to shit like this? Anyone have any similar stories whether it be from clubs, workplace or anywhere?

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your just too sexy for your own good.

get white

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masked bragging

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yeah i hate when people do this:


"dude i can't make it on time to work because chicks keep sucking me off on my way! anyone else have this problem? damn I hate BJ's"

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qftmft

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Should have hit it and quit it.

Get the fat ones numbers for those lonely nights....Want be able to find the hot bitchs everynight. What you do in situations like this is grow up, learn to talk player smack back, and unload in their mouths.

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Masked miscing.

What you're supposed to do is drink until indiscriminate but not past whisky dick and fuck every woman who looks at you, whether she wants it or not.

Another trick you might want to try is to avoid reposting conversations you've had where you tried to come off clever on a message board such as this one, especially when that bit's not really relevant to your question.

I'm not that kind of guy to do that shit. Ever since I found out my friend got AIDS, I decided to be very careful of what I do...

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YES!

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Wrap that shit up.

dont fuck fat women, they dont deserve it!

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Have I ever had people praise my band, have women argue over me, and have a girl openly want to fuck me? Whats weird?

GAY

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We now know who gets pussy on this board...i love some of you..im drunk.

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Yeah dude, but im sick of having to fuck fat chicks.

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Step up and quit letting them treat you like a skinny little bitch.

It's a sad day when a guy HAS to fuck a woman.

dumbest thread ever.

Although that was a pretty retarded way of saying it. I agree to some point.

The reason why I post this:
-Never would have thought my friend would date my ex-girlfriend, especially when I told him that I broke up with her because she's screwed up in the head and a druggy.
-Never had a woman tell me that she wanted to do me, usually it's me having to chase after women to get poon, but all of a sudden this chick is chasing me.
-First time I refused an offer from another woman.
-Never had so many random people come in and watch us jam and compliment us.


That's all. I forgot to clear this up, but Im not trying to be arrogant or some fucking "Mira Muy Chingon" type of dude.

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-Never would have thought my friend would date my ex-girlfriend, especially when I told him that I broke up with her because she's screwed up in the head and a druggy.

Friends dont give a fuck, they'll fuck you before a stranger will most of the time.


-Never had a woman tell me that she wanted to do me, usually it's me having to chase after women to get poon, but all of a sudden this chick is chasing me.
Again should have it least got her number.



-First time I refused an offer from another woman.
Gay, its least should have gotten a head shot.


-Never had so many random people come in and watch us jam and compliment us.

Showing off at this point, not relevant to your story.

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These kinda go hand in hand.

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Welcome to my world.

I think you missed my point Bones - G.A.Y.

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Is there something you're trying to tell us, Bonette?

Dude, no. Just no. Never say no to a horny girl.

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My girlfriend is chunky, but she's got it where it counts.

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Your girlfriend has a fat mouth?

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Her jaws can take a fat load thats all i know.

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