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haha, it wouldn't work for me either. I also use Firefox if that matters..
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>_> Couldn't you have figured that out before you went and got one? I'm assuming you did, otherwise you wouldn't know for sure if they were overrated or not.
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haha, it wouldn't work for me either. I also use Firefox if that matters..
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it's working with internet explorer. i had to click the link, then stop it quick..copy that address to put into ie..because when i copied it from defs post, it pasted with just those dots and not the actual address. 
haha that old guy was ready to stab one of those mexicans. no wonder they didn't say shit to him while he took their flags down..he had that army knife in his hand.
the secondary story was more annoying than funny...how do you protest against arresting people who are breaking the law? you don't see hippies or potheads out protesting being arrested for possession or growing/selling. because at least they realize it is illegal. now if you want to protest the legality..that's another thing. i need to find that pic i saw of a mexican with a protest sign that was saying if we sent the illegal immigrants back, they'd take their burritos with them. 
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it's working with internet explorer. i had to click the link, then stop it quick..copy that address to put into ie..because when i copied it from defs post, it pasted with just those dots and not the actual address.
haha that old guy was ready to stab one of those mexicans. no wonder they didn't say shit to him while he took their flags down..he had that army knife in his hand.
the secondary story was more annoying than funny...how do you protest against arresting people who are breaking the law? you don't see hippies or potheads out protesting being arrested for possession or growing/selling. because at least they realize it is illegal. now if you want to protest the legality..that's another thing. i need to find that pic i saw of a mexican with a protest sign that was saying if we sent the illegal immigrants back, they'd take their burritos with them. |
Ow.. maybe I fucked up.
Anyhows, that Vet is one fucked up dude. There's intolerance, ignorance and anger right there. Dropping a flag on the ground is also the worst you can do and he left that Mexican flag in the dirt. '
I don't think the shop owner knew what the fuck he was doing wrong, the Vet should help him take it down and fix it instead of going beserk. Now that would be the right thing to do. But hey, it's America.
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Didn't do anything for me, except pull my pubes out when I took it off.
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>_> Couldn't you have figured that out before you went and got one? I'm assuming you did, otherwise you wouldn't know for sure if they were overrated or not.
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Getting drunk from beer, fun.
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This just cost me 500 dollars and i fixed it my self on my mustang....
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Do you know what a cock ring's for? There's no reason for you to use one, and the only way you can tell whether or not it works involves an activity you don't engage in.
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Do you know what a cock ring's for? There's no reason for you to use one, and the only way you can tell whether or not it works involves an activity you don't engage in.
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Told my mom that I smoke. She took it rather well. Better than I thought she would. She doesn't like it, though.
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No, not that much lollll
but enough to want you to put your cock into something....fast because that tickles too much! LOL
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is that the only show they are playing? or are they doing a big tour?
edit.. i'm going to a reptile/amphibian show. too bad i can't buy a damn thing..maybe i'll find someone to buy my snake though.
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I am gonna go next summer. It will be like a $3,000 trip but I really don't care
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ERGH! Got back from a show. Totally blew, but not because the bands sucked. They sounded alright, but the FEEDBACK was just like, "Y'know? Screw this."
I mainly went to see one band, then stick around for the others, but I missed the band I wanted to see, and the place was too packed. So packed, not even an orgy would brighten things up.
Waste of money, except for the 2 dollars for a cd I bought.
Bad mixing really kills a show. Just like at the Dimmu Borgir concert a few months ago. Only worse.
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New song in the compositions section, check this out!
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Well, from my experience, they usually don't start the show right when the door opens. There's usually at least a half an hour or moreso sound checking, setting up, etc. They never tell you when the first band is actually gonna play.
And yes, I do know that an orgy wouldn't help things because.... well, as the song goes, "Dudes look like chicks, and chicks look like dykes, cause emo is one step above transvestite."
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Oh. Then the solution is much simpler: Don't go to emo shows.
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Maybe we need some sort of secret society that threatens and wards off emos. Kind of like the Klu Klux Klan. Except we'll wear old dirty metal band shirts over our heads instead of hoods, and we won't shower for a year, and the smell and mere presence of us will scare them off.
We'll burn upside down crosses, and howl at the wintermoon, except in the spring, summer, and fall when the wintermoon is hibernating.
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Happy Thanksgiving fellow Canadians! It's a fucking shame I threw up half of it..although what is a holiday without a heaping of 6.9% IPA. 
Fuck, I think I have puke in my eyebrows.
I hope you all had a delicious turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, asparagus, salad, stuffing and gravy like I did...I'll be eating that shit for days.
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You know, I still go to shows and never have the bad luck of facing a primarily emo or hipster crowd. I guess I must be some kind of freak.
Thanksgiving is in November, commie. That's why a not particularly high proof IPA (compared to the IPAs, Imperial IPAs, etc out there) knocked your shit out your mouth.
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2) Imperial Pale Ale. Also had a 6.5%abv IPA at lunch at a brew pub..but yes I did take off my Salvation Army shirt. It was funny overhearing British tourists trying to decipher what 'poutine' consists of..
3) Toilet paper can clean up onions, celery and turkey rather well.
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i recently received a shipment of peppers from a member of this spicy food forum i joined.. she sent me 3 bhut jolokias..the hottest pepper on earth. leaps and bounds ahead of the habanero. i've never eaten a straight hab, but i am tempted to try one of these jolokias... i know i'm gonna fucking die...but i imagine i'll get quite a nice endorphine rush as well.
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Had it since it came out.
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I never really cared about UT. I'll probably try it out when that comes out, though I doubt I will care enough then.
Halo 3 is good. The campaign is good, the multiplayer is good, it just all gets boring pretty fast to me. Although I really don't care much for multiplayer anyway. Always like single player better.
Bioshock has some kind of technical problem with the physics. For instance when you kill someone they can fall sort of funny. At the options screen you can maximize the framerate which helps though. Other than that I consider Bioshock a fucking masterpeice.
Have you tried 'Gears of War' yet Zionist? It's really good.
Edit: Also try 'Prey' if you haven't already.
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2007-10-08, 14:19
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Bioshock has some kind of technical problem with the physics. For instance when you kill someone they can fall sort of funny. At the options screen you can maximize the framerate which helps though. Other than that I consider Bioshock a fucking masterpeice.
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Yeah, I noticed that. A lot of games do that though, including Halo.
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Have you tried 'Gears of War' yet Zionist? It's really good.
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Of course, another amazing game.
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