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2007-09-30, 12:30
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What's new with you?
Alright people, this is where we discuss the recent big events going on in our lives : births, marriages, deaths, divorces, new girlfriends etc... it all goes in here.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-09-30, 12:51
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2007-09-30, 13:39
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Okay.
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Are you the new dr. Phil here? |
lmao. Nah, we all need a place to brag don't we? 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-09-30, 14:33
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Requiem's creaming his panties at the thought of everyone sharing the banal and private details of their personal lives on this forum.
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2007-09-30, 14:39
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Since you mentioned births, are posts about my colossal feces appropriate for this thread? I took a huge dump today, it barely fit through the hole in the toilet, I feel proud of myself.
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2007-09-30, 14:55
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Since you mentioned births, are posts about my colossal feces appropriate for this thread? I took a huge dump today, it barely fit through the hole in the toilet, I feel proud of myself.
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Yeah, the other day my stomach/bowels were hurting for the entire morning, then after lunch I took the biggest shit I ever made. Took two flushes. |
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2007-09-30, 15:14
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Yeah, the other day my stomach/bowels were hurting for the entire morning, then after lunch I took the biggest shit I ever made. Took two flushes.
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That's an obvious sign of both quality and quantity. |
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2007-09-30, 19:04
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Requiem's creaming his panties at the thought of everyone sharing the banal and private details of their personal lives on this forum.
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2007-09-30, 19:24
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Yeah, the other day my stomach/bowels were hurting for the entire morning, then after lunch I took the biggest shit I ever made. Took two flushes.
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We should post pictures and compare our feces, perhaps also weigh ourselves before and after defecation and subtract it to see who drops the most massive shit. I'm buying a can of sundried apricots tomorrow, think you can beat me? 
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2007-09-30, 20:21
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you dont need apricots....you just need: Taco Bell, proximity toilet and digital camera
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-09-30, 21:07
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This thread frightens me. I say we cut to the chase and publish a Metaltabs tabloid.
"This week in the world of Metal:
Does Mansley's baby really belong to Chris? We have the blood test results right here!
Nihilist files lawsuit against Darko's venomous anus!
The truth revealed: Requiem is a giant fried piece of turd with arms and too much free time!"
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2007-09-30, 21:20
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We should post pictures and compare our feces, perhaps also weigh ourselves before and after defecation and subtract it to see who drops the most massive shit. I'm buying a can of sundried apricots tomorrow, think you can beat me? |
hmmm I don't know. The sad thing is I don't even remember what I ate to make such a big shit.
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2007-09-30, 22:02
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-09-30, 22:31
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This thread is full of shit.
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2007-10-01, 01:53
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Thats actually a "shart," for those who may not know a shit/fart |
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2007-10-01, 02:09
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We should post pictures and compare our feces, perhaps also weigh ourselves before and after defecation and subtract it to see who drops the most massive shit. I'm buying a can of sundried apricots tomorrow, think you can beat me? |
I say we ditch the original idea for this thread, because it's a needless duplicate of the week's obsession thread (just like he did with the joke thread), and we turn this one into the shit thread.
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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2007-10-01, 02:34
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Thats actually a "shart," for those who may not know a shit/fart
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maybe, but i still think thats you cant shit this, theres the receipe: Taco extra cheese with sour cream with jalapenos
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-10-01, 02:49
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Since you mentioned births, are posts about my colossal feces appropriate for this thread? I took a huge dump today, it barely fit through the hole in the toilet, I feel proud of myself.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2007-10-01, 02:51
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Death to all but metal!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2007-10-01, 03:45
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Stop posting shit in this thread! Literally.
Nothing new. Went to work. Checked for 5 hours. Got off (the clock, I mean). Did some shopping. Smoked a fag. came home. And am now eating chicken fettuccine.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-10-01, 03:49
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it really turns into a shit thread.....LOLL
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-10-01, 04:09
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Doesn't the RTT serve this purpose?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-10-01, 04:12
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hahahah thats a nice one bassb!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-10-01, 04:14
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feces thread > gay emo blogspace thread
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