Hehe, the title speaks from itself!

This is a weird dream.

I dreamt that i was 4 years old. I was in the backyard and I was alone. It was a hot day and suddenly....a Big with/grey/purple/blue without hair spider appear in front of me! The spider has glasses and a cigarette and it was a women...The spider was thinking that she was a bee! And she suddenly ran over me and she wanted to kill me with a string shot. Next, I was running on the walls (wtf) and the spider couldn't run on the walls (double wtf)...After few minutes...A gian bee came on us and killed the spider because the spider wasn't a real bee....

I have some disgusting ones, but i will keep it for my self...

Now guys, let us know what kind of dream you do!

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That wasn't a dream.

That was our first acid trip.

hahaha yeah it looks like a bad acid trip

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i don't know..that part is pretty disgusting.

can't really recall any dreams i've had lately, but i have one that is sorta reoccurring. well it isn't the same dream over and over, just similar to each other. in them i can fly, but it is weird because it isn't just like superman flying or something..it is like i'm swimming underwater but in air. also, sometimes i can't control it and i'll start to drift away or start falling.

I have weird dreams all the time. Last night I had a dream that I was selling drugs to my old landlord, which is something I use to do in real life. About a month ago I had a really fucking weird dream that I drove my 96 Chevy Caprice into a lake and managed to pull it out with my bare hands. After I pulled it out of the lake I yelled at the people who worked at the lake(I know wtf, people don't work at lakes) for not putting up a warning sign.

Dude, I have weird dreams all the time.

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I dream't a friend and I were walking around knocking out rich people and taking their money, they all had at least like 10 grand on them.

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search button is good!

I've had some odd dreams.

One dream occured while my radio alarm was going off. I was dreaming I was still at work and I was checking, and everytime my alarm went off, in the dream, I would be scanning food and giving the customer the receipt. When I would hand the receipt to the customer, I was actually, apparently, hitting my alarm clock to turn it off. How do I know this? My hand was hurting when I woke up, and I didn't have a hard-on nor were my sheets gooey. Plus, I was partially awake.

It's hard to explain. It was like I knew I was dreaming and I was partially awake, but it wasn't like thinking where I could just stop whenever I wanted to.

I've had dreams where I was a clumsy retard and I would keep screwing up stuff, whether I was at band camp, at work, etc. Something tells me these dreams are spawned out of my fear of failure, or my fear of retardation.

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I dreamt I was BassBehemoth

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LOL damn bassb is popular in our dreams!

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I once dreamt that I was in New York for the "annual 9/11". It was like the running of the bull in Spain; everyone stood under the towers and waited for them to start coming down, and tried to stay put as long as they could before they started to run. I have no idea what the fuck that was about...

I have recurring dreams about insects. Being bombarded with them, or waking up and finding dozens of giant bugs walking around on the walls. Sometimes they appear/sound wooden, like a clunking sound when they move. I've had those dreams since I was a kid, not sure why.

This is true, I swear: I once dreamt that I was being raped by Hannibal Lecter. Let's just leave it at that haha.

I had a dream where I made a very nasty phone call to my ex-girlfriend that I hadn't spoken to in years, and when I woke up I was convinced that I had sleep-telephoned her, so I checked my recently dialled numbers, and thank Christ there was no record of such a call. Certainly a "shit your pants" moment

I once dreamt that Sigmund Freud was having a wank while he watched me eat my mother's asshole out. Haha nah, that's bullshit...Freud wasn't there.

That is absolutely amazing.

Yes. We get it. You do drugs.

LOLL

You probally dont know this movie because it comes from montreal and it's typically Quebecer but, I dreamt that i was raped by Elvis Gratton and he was doing a goatse

http://www.u-blog.net/Circonvolutes...lvisGratton.jpg This is Elvis Gratton

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Hahaha man, at least with Hannibal I'd be guaranteed a decent meal, top-shelf wine and some intellectual conversation before the reaming!

That Elvis chap looks like he'd do a good thorough job, though.

Goatse...I needed 4 years of therapy just to regain the courage to have a shit after seeing that picture *shudders*

hahaha, imagine when you dream about it!!!

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heh. my flying is very weird, too. i have to tighten all my muscles, and the i'll float. its pretty hard to move forward, for me. but, if i start off walking/running, then tense up, i'll be floating forward.

sometimes i can move stuff, with my mind. and i always show off, to the other people in my dreams. haha.

last night, requiem was in mine! i was in school, on the first day. i saw him in my class, so i called "john". its funny, he said "yo yo yo, where are the hoes". its because he asked me that, on msn, a few days ago, i think

haha

last night i dreamnt that corpsegrinder was my roomates and a friend of mine and the sky was made from the cold fat of 1000 pigs....and he talked like the signer of dethklok...and the only thing we did in my dream was...drinking beers

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HAHA I'm glad you think about me as much as I think of you.





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A few months ago I had a really disturbing dream in which Ronald McDonald was giving me a blowjob. He kept saying "mmmm now THIS is what I call a happy meal!" The whole thing was just fucking sick.

...I couldn't go to McDonalds for like weeks after that

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LOLL, with a happy sauce

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Man you guys have some oppressed homosexuality. Lol

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There's nothing wrong with a wee bit o' dick every now and again

the day you will admit your homosexuality, you will be like us! LOL just kidding!

Few years ago..I dreamt that i was a pie...This dream took the whole night! LOL

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What a nightmare!

Most of my dreams are pretty bizarre and usually involve violent murders. lol..

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My weird dream of the week: I dreamt of a friend of mine, that I know only through msn and I've never seen any pic of him, and in this dream he looked liked a metalhead, clothed black with a band shirt, very very long blond hair and glasses, and shorter and fatter of what he should be, so i realized it was a dream, and in the dream i thought i had to tell it to him.. so I did, he laughed a lot!
A few days later, I went into Limbonic Art myspace... I think I had the inspiration for the dream by thier pic ahahahahah!

Yeah same here. Most of the time my dreams are usually murderous rampages or suicide. The most common suicide dream being me painting the wall with my head... weapon of choice : always a desert eagle. But even after I kill myself I can still hear and see, just not speak or move. I can also feel the blast to my head as I shoot and the blood running out after. And even though pain isn't real in dreams, it still hurts like fucking mad.

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Luckily, it's a long time I don't have bloody dreams. Once a dreamt I had been executed, a shotgun at the heart, then I became a ghost floating here and there.

Poor you.

I wrote an account on a dream once, it was an epic as well and it was one of the best sleeps I have ever had. I guess it's to do with how the REM period is actually the time you mentally regenerate and also the one you dream in.

The dream went through so many phases, it was incredible. The final bit was when me and a few mates were walking down a street, and a girl was showing me how to enter into like bullet time. And while my mates were walking down the street, we two were leaping over walls and stuff. It was fun...

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I'm glad i never had suicide or killing dream, im a bit supersticious, so when i dream about dead...it's not a good feeling

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i had some crazy dreams last night. one, i was in a gymnasiam full of people. we were all there for some sort of fighting tournament. each team wore a different color of uniform. it started off pretty cool. a team on one side, and one on the other. when the whistle was blown, the teams fought each other. when you hit someone else hard enough, somehow they disappear, and end up in the stands/benches. so the object was to not get hard, and to hit as many others as you could. after i was already out, i saw this yellow team go up. they had this little chinese kid as their "leader" i was thinking "oh what the fuck is this ". i wasnt even in the match and he starts shooting magic at me. so im dodging all of these "spell" type things, and getting more and more pissed, because im not even competing. the referee kept blowing the whistle, but the kid wont stop attacking me. since he couldnt hit me, and i was getting away, he started using his tounge like a frog does, and trying to grab me with it. i step outside the doors and see his tounge come around the corner, so i grab it. i end up standing in front of him. im very mad, so i grab his feet and start swinging him over me, and bashing him into the floor. after a while there is blood and stuff flying everywhere, but i dont stop bashing him. by the time i stopped, you couldnt even recognize him as human anymore, and of course he was very dead. i even woke up pissed off

Why do people love talking about their dreams in intricate detail?

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i had a dream that Jackie from that 70s show sucked my dick

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CUZ YOU GOT 2 GET THE WHOLE STORY DOODJAMFZ, THE WHOLE STORY!!!!!

Good dream..hot girl.

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i had this one dream that i was masturbating and my dick was the size of a baseball bat and as white as vanilla ice cream. it was weird.

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He's right. It is good.

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Once I had a dream that I was actually having sex.

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i had this strange nightmare last night. i was convinced it was real. Alright, so its me, my friend greg and my gf in a car. and hes driving and hes drunk as are the rest of us because we were coming back home from a party. and we're hauling ass, and me and my chick are talking and not really paying attention to the road when all of a sudden he banks on the curb and into a park and a car that came out of nowhere happens to hit us and i literally felt my head jerk around and everything went into slow motion and i had that feeling when you get hit in the nose. so i yell at him to be more careful. so he starts driving again and yet again he banks on the the curb and back into this park and he starts speeding up and we start heading toward this cluster of large trees and im yelling at him to slow down and he said "nah the brake is just gonna take over right now" and instead of braking, he floors it! and we're going towards the trees at full speed. so i panic and take the wheel and as i did that he passed out. i pull the wheel to the right to try to swerve out of the way and instead i make a really sharp turn and the car flips over and me and my gf are ejected from the front windshield. as me and my gf are flying out of the car im grabbing on to her legs as if they were an escape rope and all i hear is her agonizing screaming as we're flying at fullspeed to our dooms to crash into the trees up ahead and as i hit on branch i woke up.

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Need proof or it never happened.

Man, the bilingual shirt totally makes this picture priceless.

"C'pas un esti d'français qui va m'montrer à couper du bois...esti d'français d'CALISSE!"

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hahaah sa ou la scene d'la limousine!!! un peu trop relater mais bon, stun bon vieux classique

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