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i heard this guy got caught fuckin one of the out of control teen sex addicts before a show. does anyone have confirmation on this?
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HAHAHAHA no way!!! That would be hilarious!!!
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I hope he dies.
I hope he gets a disease from that girl and his organs explode and he dies.
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HAHAHAHA no way!!! That would be hilarious!!!
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Hahahaha yes it would
I googled it and couldn't find anything on it.
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I couldn't find anything either...
Maury is the shit. His shows are at least as entertaining as Jerry.
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i prefer Jose Luis Sin Censura. i saw many people that i went to high school with on that show haha
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I hope he dies.
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Is that the black guy who is always crying? Or the white guy?
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yeah i cant find nothing about it either its probably not true but it would be fuckin funny as hell if it were haha
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i prefer Jose Luis Sin Censura. i saw many people that i went to high school with on that show haha
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Maury is shit, and so are the people that come on his show. Half of those kids don't even have any problems, they are simply forced on there by attention seeking parents. People in America will do ANYTHING to get on TV. Just listen to some of the shit those people say; it's like they're reading it off a prompter. Of course, the people who follow that show religiously are eating it up like crazy, and they love every minute of it, secretly hoping for their five minutes of fame on the Maury show.
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I saw one episode that was fucking funny as hell, though.There was this ghetto black chick, and they were trying to figure out who the father of her kid was. Man, she had half the fucking city on there, and they all tested negative for DNA matches. It took 'em like three episodes to go through all these dudes.
And every time they brought on a new guy, she would say that HE is the one. Nobody else but him could possibly be the father. Ten minutes later, BAM! The dude tests negative. She would break down, run backstage, and start bawling her fucking eyes out.
It would've been hella easier to just get a clotheshanger and prod that bitch. Do everyone a favor.
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I saw one episode that was fucking funny as hell, though.There was this ghetto black chick, and they were trying to figure out who the father of her kid was. Man, she had half the fucking city on there, and they all tested negative for DNA matches. It took 'em like three episodes to go through all these dudes.
And every time they brought on a new guy, she would say that HE is the one. Nobody else but him could possibly be the father. Ten minutes later, BAM! The dude tests negative. She would break down, run backstage, and start bawling her fucking eyes out.
It would've been hella easier to just get a clotheshanger and prod that bitch. Do everyone a favor.
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That was a good laugh
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hahaha i was kidding...she is cute...but indeed she may have some std's!!
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Well that's probably what those 15 other guys thought!!!
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haha they thought she was cute...but they didnt thought about std's
I still find it funny when she approve that she had sex in her mother's bed....hahah how many time i did it in my mother's bed! This audience would kill me!
Anyway I dont believe this story, it's like Jerry Springer, it's fake, it's only for show!
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haha they thought she was cute...but they didnt thought about std's
I still find it funny when she approve that she had sex in her mother's bed....hahah how many time i did it in my mother's bed! This audience would kill me!
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I should have a daytime talk show. I could be like a Dr. Phil kind of character only not as annoying. I too would yell at retards until they break down and start crying.
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Haha i remember watching dr phil one time, there was some asshole guy famous for something, and he came on the show dressed up exactly like dr phil, wearing a bald head hat thing. dr phil refused to interview him and made him leave right away, what a douchebag.
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Haha, what a wanker.
Ofcourse a lot of this shit is staged but the sad part is, these kind of people actually walk the face of the earth. It's a fucking shame, some people have no decency.
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After he rolled a tape of Bumfights ("I'm sorry but we hŕve to do this to raise awareness" OH FUCK OFF), the guy came on and Dr. Morally Elite Phil said something along the lines of 'no, no, no you make me sick, I don't even want to talk to you', LIKE HE DIDN'T SEE THE TAPE BEFOREHAND, FUCKEN HYPOCRITE.
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I was in Dollar General the other day buying Comet, and there were two people in line who didn't know each other(long line). They were carrying on like two little school girls on how crazy it was that brad pitt and angelina goli broke up. Like they new them personally..sad fucking world.
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I was in Dollar General the other day buying Comet, and there were two people in line who didn't know each other(long line). They were carrying on like two little school girls on how crazy it was that brad pitt and angelina goli broke up. Like they new them personally..sad fucking world.
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I was in Dollar General the other day buying Comet, and there were two people in line who didn't know each other(long line). They were carrying on like two little school girls on how crazy it was that brad pitt and angelina goli broke up. Like they new them personally..sad fucking world.
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Hey, at least I wasn't fucking born here. I am so glad I got to see and experience a style of life that is so vastly different than what is common around here. The mentality of people where I am from, and in Europe in general, is a lot different than that of people in the States.
I think it's a great fucking country and there aren't too many places I'd rather be at this moment, but fuck some of the people are just un-fucking-believable.
But then again, I guess you could say that for any country/culture/group of people. There are bad apples in every basket. Some of the things my own mother says and think generally disguist me. What can you do, though, I mean, you can't change everyone and everything. The only thing that's really left is to just try to do your own thing and nto let these people and things influence you in a bad way. Gives me some things that I can aspire not to be.
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