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View Poll Results: Who do you prefer?
Steven Colbert 13 52.00%
John Stewart 7 28.00%
They both suck 5 20.00%
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Old 2007-08-10, 00:46
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Stewart Vs. Colbert

yep. i used to think John Stewart was too lame. i think hes getting better, but i prefer Colbert.
 
Old 2007-08-10, 01:04
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Old 2007-08-10, 01:36
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You've got a "they both suck" where is the "they're both awesome"
 
Old 2007-08-10, 01:50
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You've got a "they both suck" where is the "they're both awesome"

honestly, i would have included it.

anyway, in this poll, you have to pick one. you can explain, just like i did, if you wish.
 
Old 2007-08-10, 01:52
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oooooooh!

its neck and neck and neck!
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Old 2007-08-10, 01:52
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Colbert because hes more conservative.
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Old 2007-08-10, 01:55
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john stewart.

i find colbert's shows are really repetitive.
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Old 2007-08-10, 02:04
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Me, because I'm the funniest fucking guy in the 8th grade.
 
Old 2007-08-10, 02:07
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Stewart for sure. Not that I don't like Colbert but Stewart has a lot more experience and it shows (he's very natural). I also feel that Stewarts interviews are a lot more interesting to watch.
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Old 2007-08-10, 02:35
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Old 2007-08-10, 02:40
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Me, because I'm the funniest fucking guy in the 8th grade.

thats like being the "tooth havin'est" meth-head
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Old 2007-08-10, 02:41
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That too.
 
Old 2007-08-10, 07:30
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I like John Stewart. Colbert just makes me want to punch something.
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Old 2007-08-10, 12:54
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They both suck, but Colbert sucks a little less.
 
Old 2007-08-10, 13:38
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funny they show them in Greece too now.I like Colbert more
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Old 2007-08-10, 14:39
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I like John Stewart. Colbert just makes me want to punch something.

That's about how my hubby feels as far as tolerance. I like them both. Stewart cracks up at himself which I like. Colbert gets so sarcastically pious that I think it's hilarious. I like the interviews they both do.
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Old 2007-08-10, 16:14
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What is this about?
Elections or something?
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Old 2007-08-10, 17:24
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Colbert has pure satire going for him.

Stewart is a bit more "pure" if you understand what I mean.

I enjoyed them both when I had tv, but I'd pick Stewart.
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Old 2007-08-10, 22:46
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brains, they're 2 guys who have news type shows on Comedy Central. They have politicians and writers on there a lot, but they're pretty funny. There's probably some of their stuff on youtube if you can access that.
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Old 2007-08-11, 04:25
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Stewart FTW
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Old 2007-08-11, 04:28
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ok now tell me guys....who are they?
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Old 2007-08-11, 05:55
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ok now tell me guys....who are they?

two guys who have shows, on one of my lesser favorite topics, politics. but, they still manage to make me laugh. if i really wanted to watch "the news" id watch bloomberg. comedy central is an amazing channel.
 
Old 2007-08-11, 06:07
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are you talking to something like South Park or something else?...seriously, i dont watch news because im pretty sure it's all bullshit....like fox eleven! everytime i watch something on Fox 11, i'm always thinking that im watching south park...bah im drunk dont listen to meh
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Old 2007-08-11, 08:24
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They both suck, Leno is the best IMO.
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Old 2007-08-13, 04:17
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These are two of the very few late night talk shows that don't bore me to tears. The other is Conan.

As for the shows, I favor the Daily Show over the Colbert Report. As for hosts, I think they both do a great job of what they are supposed to do.
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Old 2007-08-13, 06:54
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Colb...No wait Ste...Motherfucker.

Colbert is a genious, but so is Stewart in interviews.
Dang, tough one.
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Old 2007-08-14, 19:31
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Colbert took some time to grow on me but now i think hes way funnier
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Old 2007-08-27, 15:09
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Colbert. Anything he is on he is fucking hilarious. Especially 'Strangers with Candy'.
 
Old 2007-08-27, 21:08
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Colbert because hes more conservative.


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Old 2007-08-29, 16:03
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Colbert! He's funnier! But I love the Daily Show to death too. They are hands down the two most awesome TV shows that make me sleepy.
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