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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Like who, you?
Aren't you the biggest bigot on this website towards peoples music choices or opinions?
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I guess you haven't been around long enough to see some of the incredible, multiple day timedragon cry-a-thons prompted by saying you don't like keyboards. I might sound like I'm exaggerating and really mean 'by bashing music with keyboards and calling everybody who listens to it a contender for the "Most Dicks in One Asshole" world prize,' but no, it really was for somebody saying he didn't like keyboards. timedragon has no sense of humor when it comes to music, and very little when it comes to anything else. As a direct result of this, he shouldn't even bother coming into a thread based around humor.
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The operative word is 'fun'. Think about it. "Making fun" results in 'fun'. Fun is FUN!
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holy shit!
seriously HOLY FUCKING SHIT. i must say, its nice to see, that such a simple comment, from myself, can cause such a reaction. thats hilarious. ...wow.
i own four cannibal corpse albums. i have no problem with them. you guys are terrible.
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holy shit!
seriously HOLY FUCKING SHIT. i must say, its nice to see, that such a simple comment, from myself, can cause such a reaction. thats hilarious. ...wow.
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It's funny how when you say things, the words immediately get a perm and wear a dress.
Say something about Chuck Norris. Please?
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It's funny how when you say things, the words immediately get a perm and wear a dress.
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holy shit!
seriously HOLY FUCKING SHIT. i must say, its nice to see, that such a simple comment, from myself, can cause such a reaction. thats hilarious. ...wow.
i own four cannibal corpse albums. i have no problem with them. you guys are terrible.
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agree with you, seriously, we just dont give a fuck if he doesnt have any sense of humor about music, he can say everything he wants to, unless you guys are kid or have too much time to spend in posting things like that.
bah I dont wanna start a fight but we are on internet dont forget this, taking things seriously on internet is making you look like a no life dude!!
These video are pretty hilarous though. Jokes are jokes, just take it easy and laugh!
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God damnit... I don't want this thread to turn into another fucking flame war. This is for METAL PARODIES if you couldn't read the title. If you are here to bash the fact that we have a sense of humor, GO DIG UP YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH HER HUMERUS BONE!
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God damnit... I don't want this thread to turn into another fucking flame war. This is for METAL PARODIES if you couldn't read the title. If you are here to bash the fact that we have a sense of humor, GO DIG UP YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH HER HUMERUS BONE!
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People make metal parodies because the lyrics are hard to understand because of growling. (or bad pronouncing) If it's done well, it's funny. Mostly they're made by the fans so no one is making fun of anyone. It's called humour.
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No offence, but where exactly you put that "your"?
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No offence, but where exactly you put that "your"?
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I am not against making the interpretations. I do not take any offence or anything. I just find them really gay. Well made parodies, like the one I posted, or the one Bassist_of_gaylight posted, are really fucking funny. I am able to participate in humour.
The interpretations however, suck. IF someone made one SO well as to tell a whole new story that was funny, that would fucking rule. However all the ones i've seen suck, and consist of 'interpretations' that make no sense and/or each lyric does not link to each other at all, I find this boring and stupid. |
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Because of this! LOOKING FOR YOU!!!
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