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Old 2007-07-22, 12:13
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Happy Birthday one day in advance CompelledToLacerate
Hope you have a good one Have a few drinks for everyone on the forum dude



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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-22, 14:48
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Happy Birthday. Enjoy the blow job from your father.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 15:44
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Fuck you
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2007-07-22, 17:36
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You got it backwards, BB. The birthday treat is giving his ass a rest.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 18:08
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happy birthday dude
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 18:29
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Old 2007-07-22, 18:44
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I miss those sweaty balls! Come back to the Nicest Tits thread and RTT, we miss you.

Have a good one man!
 
Old 2007-07-22, 18:57
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not thje nicest, because its disgusting!!!!

have a good one cumpelled to masterbate!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 19:03
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Happy Birthday !
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Old 2007-07-22, 19:24
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Haaaappy birthdayyyyy!
 
Old 2007-07-22, 19:28
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Happy Birthday. Enjoy the blow job from your father.

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-22, 19:39
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Get laid damn nugga.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-07-22, 20:54
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happy day before your birthday! plenty of time to arrange a visit from an escort.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 21:04
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nugga.

lawl
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-22, 21:52
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Have a good one man!
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Old 2007-07-22, 22:49
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Happy birthday, Darth Fag.
 
Old 2007-07-22, 23:10
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"he did it all for the wookie....common, the wookie, common...."

have a good one.
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Old 2007-07-22, 23:59
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Happy Birthday, d0od!

Geez, there's been a lot of birthdays all at once. Must have been a ship came back in to port and everyone was doing the wild thing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-07-23, 02:01
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Happy birthday man!
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Shadow dragon:

Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
Then when she turns around blow your load in her face
 
Old 2007-07-23, 03:32
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i hope you get some neat-o toys!!!! haha.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, cum-spelled.
 
Old 2007-07-23, 05:43
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Have a good one.
Hope your porn surfing goes especially well today!!!!
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Old 2007-07-23, 09:00
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Maybe you'll get laid this year!!!




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Old 2007-07-23, 09:46
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Old 2007-07-23, 17:23
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mate enjoy
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Old 2007-07-24, 16:00
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Old 2007-07-25, 01:46
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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Aw, you guys are awesome. Free nookie for everyone!!!
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DETH TOLL!!!

Keep checking for new crap.

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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-07-25, 01:57
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Oh hell, I can get that anytime. Gimme something good.

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-07-25, 02:02
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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How about my bowling-ball-grope special?
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Quote:
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-07-25, 02:11
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I meant from my husband. He might like to do that to you though. Want me to ask him?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-07-25, 02:12
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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No, thanks. I can use my own hand. I wouldn't mind giving him a hug or a handshake afterwards, though.
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DETH TOLL!!!

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Quote:
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.

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