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2007-07-16, 05:04
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FIGHT!!!!
Someone will post two people who they think should fight, then people can speculate as to which one will win, until someone else posts some new combatants.
I will start:
Tony Danza VS. Scott Baio
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2007-07-16, 05:32
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The Kool-Aid man will burst through the wall and beat both of them, before going on a rampage to end retro humor by getting Family Guy cancelled and murdering Dane Cook. Unsatisfied with his work, he destroys all copies of the recent TMNT and Transformer movies and threatens the lives of anyone who wishes to work on a new X-Men movie, unless it stars Gambit. I won't watch those fucking movies because I know Gambit isn't in them and because Hugh Jackman needed to put on about 200 pounds of muscle to look anything like Wolverine.
Back to the Kool-Aid man, who, of course, then discovers the internet and hacks X-Entertainment.com and the occasional retro pages Maddox puts up with l33tz0rz h4ck1ng pixxx of his pwnage. He soon discovers this thread and tracks the IP address of 7-String Warlord, murdering him before he has a chance to procreate. It was nice knowing you, buddy.
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2007-07-16, 05:46
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Shit....I'm dead now...I'm sorry to commit an act of retro humor, I just thought that would be a cool fight.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2007-07-16, 08:13
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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A crying kid with cancer vs. Chris Rezendes
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2007-07-16, 14:16
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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many LB's and fbs
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2007-07-16, 14:37
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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the imperial system versus the metric
metric wins. sorry, amelica!
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2007-07-16, 17:10
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Chris Benoit vrs. His wife and child
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2007-07-16, 17:44
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Double homocide + Suicide = tie. maybe there can be a remat.....wait....probably not.
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2007-07-16, 18:13
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Osama Bin Laden vs. George Bush
Cage match with folding chairs and big rocks. Osama probably has a few tricks up his turban.
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2007-07-16, 18:26
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Osama Bin Laden vs. George Bush
Cage match with folding chairs and big rocks. Osama probably has a few tricks up his turban.
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Fans don't want to see a double heel match. Get a babyface in there ASAP. Turn it into a three way dance- add CHUCK NORRIS, the All-American babyface.
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2007-07-16, 18:28
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lulz.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-16, 19:53
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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requiem and mike tyson.
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2007-07-16, 20:24
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I am a tax on the world..
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powersofterror vs. requiem, warlock, bassbehemoth, and anyone else I can't fucking remember..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-07-16, 20:27
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Chuck Liddell vs. A pregnant woman
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2007-07-16, 21:02
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the siamese
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Dani Filth vs Shagrath
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-07-16, 22:17
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Die Young.
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powersofterror vs. requiem, warlock, bassbehemoth, and anyone else I can't fucking remember..
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haha, who the fuck is warlock?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-16, 22:20
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Bass Behemoth, you're a noob. 7-StringWarlord, is who powersoft is referring to.
This thread sucks.
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2007-07-16, 23:04
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Bass Behemoth, you're a noob. 7-StringWarlord, is who powersoft is referring to.
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sucking vs. blowing
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2007-07-17, 02:42
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I'd say blowing wins. Sorry for making this shitty thread.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2007-07-17, 02:55
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The thread its self doesn't suck. It is just what everyone contributed to it.
I would say sucking would win.
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2007-07-17, 02:57
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Barney & Ronald Mc Donald vs Big Bird & Bk King, in a fight to the death.
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2007-07-17, 05:27
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2007-07-17, 05:51
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Me vs. This thread.
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