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View Poll Results: How do you headbang?
Windmill : Counter-Clockwise 4 13.33%
Windmill : Clockwise 12 40.00%
Back and forth like I'm trying to escape a straightjacket. 14 46.67%
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Old 2007-07-05, 21:38
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How do you headbang?

How do you headbang? I notice that when many musicians do "Windmill" or "Helicopter" headbanging, they tend to do it counter-clockwise (Like Alex Webster and George Fisher) I have noticed this with many other bands too... am I the only one that windmills clockwise?
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Old 2007-07-05, 21:45
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How do you headbang? I notice that when many musicians do "Windmill" or "Helicopter" headbanging, they tend to do it counter-clockwise (Like Alex Webster and George Fisher) I have noticed this with many other bands too... am I the only one that windmills clockwise?


...I think you got the two mixed up.
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Old 2007-07-05, 22:43
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Uhm counter-clockwise, but I can't exaggerate otherwise, ehm... I roll on the ground... so to avoid this problem I usually headbang back and forth. In both cases the pain to the neck the following days is the same! XD

[If I have to think if clockwise or counter-clockwise I start having doubts ahahah]

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Old 2007-07-05, 22:57
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Old 2007-07-05, 23:09
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Back and forth like I'm trying to escape a straightjacket.
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Old 2007-07-05, 23:30
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Back and forth...with an ocasional clockwise.
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Old 2007-07-05, 23:34
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None of you are metal enough. I outsource my headbanging to a scoliotic child in India. He screams a lot, but it gets DONE.
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Old 2007-07-05, 23:52
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Old 2007-07-06, 00:50
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I headbang back and forth.
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Old 2007-07-06, 14:21
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The clockwise and counter-clockwise stuff: is it from your own point of view or from the point of view of a person looking at you?

I do it clockwise from my point of sight, and thrashing.
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Old 2007-07-06, 14:26
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Old 2007-07-06, 16:38
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Old 2007-07-06, 19:31
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back/forth. if im playing, or drunk, i'll do an occasional windmillish swoosh, and then return to back/forth. and yeah, lame threadz.
 
Old 2007-07-06, 19:34
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I like to do a figure eight motion with a side of hair in the face head bobbing. But I usually don't headbang because I'll fuck up if I do.
 
Old 2007-07-06, 19:51
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Old 2007-07-06, 20:38
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I do all of them alot but i guess i tend to do the Windmill the most.
 
Old 2007-07-06, 21:03
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Old 2007-07-07, 07:46
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Bahaha! The pot calls the kettle a nigger!


Oh fuck, I never realised I was a gay thread until now, thanks for calling me a gay thread you dumb shit.

Or are you calling me a pot? I don't quite understand, it seems in your attempt to ridicule me you forgot to make any sort of sense.
 
Old 2007-07-07, 11:14
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I usually bang clockwise, but sometimes I just do the straight jacket thing.
 
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Old 2007-07-07, 17:06
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Old 2007-07-07, 17:29
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haha, thanks..the statement is still true as of this moment.




I windmill clockwise, and back and forth. What a lame thread.
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Or are you calling me a pot? I don't quite understand, it seems in your attempt to ridicule me you forgot to make any sort of sense.

I was labeling you as a hypocrite. You called this thread the "gayest thread ever," yet, you have a tendency to create ones with a lot less of a purpose than the discussion of headbanging (I know it sounds unlikely to some, but it's true), as this thread does. If you're still confused, perhaps this article can help you understand (by the way, I sometimes use the terms "black" and "nigger" synonymously).
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Old 2007-07-07, 18:29
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i stopped using the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" a while ago because NOBODY ever knew what the hell i was talking about

on topic: my headbanging style owns all of you. fuck you side to side and up and down retards. my defective body gives me the coolest headbang of all: in and out like a turtle.
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on topic: my headbanging style owns all of you. fuck you side to side and up and down retards. my defective body gives me the coolest headbang of all: in and out like a turtle.





So are ya going to Symphony X on friday or what??
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So are ya going to Symphony X on friday or what??

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Oh fuck, I never realised I was a gay thread until now, thanks for calling me a gay thread you dumb shit.

Or are you calling me a pot? I don't quite understand, it seems in your attempt to ridicule me you forgot to make any sort of sense.


Wow! You really do have an awesome sense of humor.

Back and forth, of course, because when I rock out, I THRASH about. It isn't done right, however, unless you're pretending to be an extra in the video to Madhouse by Anthrax. Throw in a couple of evil laughs and you're done.
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I think that's specific to doom metal. Can anyone verify?
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Old 2007-07-08, 05:48
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I do it like I'm in a straightjacket. Due to the laws of inertia and the quick change in direction, your brain smashes into your skull with much more force, effectively killing more braincells .
 
Old 2007-07-08, 09:09
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I was labeling you as a hypocrite. You called this thread the "gayest thread ever," yet, you have a tendency to create ones with a lot less of a purpose than the discussion of headbanging (I know it sounds unlikely to some, but it's true), as this thread does. If you're still confused, perhaps this article can help you understand (by the way, I sometimes use the terms "black" and "nigger" synonymously).


I've made worse threads? If so, I'm sorry my man! Honestly. I am.

However, purpose is subjective, as it depends on the objective that a person has pre-defined. Purpose is subjective, except as related to measurable phenomena. Since we are relating to opinions, mine and your opinion does not matter. So fuck you.
 
Old 2007-07-08, 10:04
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This thread seems to be doing fine to me.

Btw, is the banging clock wise from the bangers reference of clock movement or the viewers reference of clock movement? I wonder if it has anything to do with being right or left handed.
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I think that's specific to doom metal. Can anyone verify?

no because when im rocking out to DISMEBOWELMENT and MY DYING BRIDE my big hooded robe conceals the quasimodo effect



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