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Old 2007-06-30, 21:25
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HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

It's Canada Day tomorrow(July 1st)...it's a reminder to Canadians to fill a bathtub full of beer and ice, drink it, and worship the beaver.

Happy fucking Canada Day ya hosers!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-06-30, 21:32
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fuck that! Canada sucks!.....I'm talking about Ontario, saskatchewan, manitoba, alberta, new found land, yukon.

People are boring and there is nothing to do....

Maritimes and Quebec are very nice though!

It's funny because....here, in canada's birthday, peoples move to their new houses...so the only thing we see it's 1000 trucks who move....
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-30, 21:36
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fuck that! Canada sucks!



GET OUT.....GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-30, 21:41
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THAT WHAT QUEBECERS TRY TO DO SINCE 1985 AND YOU CANADIAN CUNTS DONT WANT IT BECAUSE QUEBEC IS THE ONLY PROVINCE WHO ALLOWS CANADA TO BE A RICH COUNTRY




hahaha...We try to be a country since a long time ago......Canadians are always telling jokes about us, laughing at us, hate us....but we ask to be single...BUT THEY DONT WANT
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Old 2007-06-30, 22:09
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THAT WHAT QUEBECERS TRY TO DO SINCE 1985 AND YOU CANADIAN CUNTS DONT WANT IT BECAUSE QUEBEC IS THE ONLY PROVINCE WHO ALLOWS CANADA TO BE A RICH COUNTRY


No, that is Alberta and Ontario. loz.

Can't talk positive about Canada without a crazy Quebecor talking about separating.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-06-30, 22:13
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as the newf here, FUCK YOU BOB!

ALL HAIL CANADA!

*goes and buys beer*
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Old 2007-06-30, 22:28
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This seems so suiting for this thread.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeJsYWj5vto
 
Old 2007-06-30, 22:30
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euuh, quebec and alberta are the principale source of resources! Ontario its for economy

Bah I dont hate Canada and im not a pure quebec lovers too....I just dont like our culture...but i like this country, seriously
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Old 2007-06-30, 22:44
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Bob, don't be insulting BC, we have great weed here... so I think we contribute to Canada in a small way lol.

Ah Behemoth... I was just going to create a thread for this, but you beat me to it my friend anyways... Happy Birthday Canada You are 140 now and getting better each year ima be drinking a shitload of beer tomorrow with my gf and all my mates (Canadian beer of course )

Have fun my fellow canucks, eh!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-30, 22:49
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Old 2007-06-30, 22:49
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haqhaha yeah then BC is nice too!

well for all of you canadians: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA
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Old 2007-07-01, 00:36
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Thanks for the great weed! HAPPY CANADA DAY!
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Old 2007-07-01, 01:21
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Old 2007-07-01, 02:30
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......Canadians are always telling jokes about us, laughing at us, hate us....


It ain't just the Canadians that do that! haha We do that here, too. Quebec is like West Virginia.

I'm just teasing.

I saw a Burt Wolf show on PBS about Ottawa today and it's got some really beautiful attributes. I mentioned it to a friend that's a Newfie and she sent me pictures she'd taken when she went there.

Canada can't be all bad. BassB' is there.

walpurgis cat is Canadian. It'll give him and daddy an excuse to celebrate.
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:37
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what? in usa you make jokes on us?!?! LOL...well...here too I think its funny and jokes about quebec too! i dont think its funny because its true...most of time it ain't true....

Canada rules seriously, we have a good health care, schools and beautiful places, it would be long for me to explain why i think there are few things that i hate here....(refered to me saying that canada sucks)
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Old 2007-07-01, 04:26
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bob - here in the states we make jokes about everything. canadians, french canadians, quebec trying to separate from canada, other states in the us, our own states, etc. i'm sure it is similar anywhere in the world though.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 05:38
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bahaha, that was an actual commercial. The Canadian Heritage commercials are awesome.

I'm fucking loaded, people were lighting off fireworks earlier...Nickelback and a bunch of other big gay Canadian bands are playing here tomorrow, but fuck them bitches.

Anyways, Canada is great...get drunk for your country godamnit! I drank a bottle of Nova Scotia mead and several Canadian beer...Drink canadian beer godamnit! But not Molson Canadian...fuck them! Drink local...I cheated and have a Westmalle Tripel from 2003, it was fantastic...but drink canadian beer.


Anyways, fuck this shit and happy Canada Day!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 07:07
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I am so drunk for Canada right now, I shit you not. Hail the orbit of Canada/.\

If the US falls then guess what becomes the last line?

Canada might be an army of snow covered drunk cunts but if the US gets killed they are next. No Canadian wants to see Canadarabia.

Cheers to Canada for supporting the US all theses years despite NATO wrist flapping. BTW the US loves the great frozen north.

You guys are grim... except the french Canadians.

The French can lick a penis.
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Old 2007-07-01, 09:02
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Well it's past midnight here so I thought I'd say it once more... Happy Birthday Canada

Cheers to all the Canadians in this forum Have a fun Canada day, and don't drink any fucking liquor that isn't Canadian!





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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-01, 15:23
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I am so drunk for Canada right now, I shit you not. Hail the orbit of Canada/.\

If the US falls then guess what becomes the last line?

Canada might be an army of snow covered drunk cunts but if the US gets killed they are next. No Canadian wants to see Canadarabia.

Cheers to Canada for supporting the US all theses years despite NATO wrist flapping. BTW the US loves the great frozen north.

You guys are grim... except the french Canadians.

The French can lick a penis.


haha, Thank you for this post.

The Honey wine I drank was fucking terrible..but canadian.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 16:45
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today! i get crunked!

im going to go to the Beer Store and buy me some great canadian Fin Du Monde and Trois Pistoles. 9% alcohol by volume for all of your crunkfaced needs. If the Quebecuois know something, its how to make beer.

Its almost 1pm, better start drinkin. Happy canada day guys
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Old 2007-07-01, 17:02
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this thread started hilariously!!! i got drunk yesterday. NOT for Canada.








































 
Old 2007-07-01, 17:31
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Bob, if Quebec was so rich like you say, why is it that Ontario gives you huge HUGE transfer payments every year? Oh wait, the Quebec government doesn't teach you that in school! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_payments

You know why Ontario gives you this money Bob? Because the French just want handouts. Go past the unemployment building in Hull, there is your proof.

The only really rich people in Quebec are the white Anglo's or Jews from Montreal (West Island anyone?).

I lived in Quebec for 4 years, and I'll never go back unless I need beer on a Sunday, or I go visit Montreal. It's funny too when you speak english, they just stare and make some remark in french, and then you ask them to repeat what they just said in french. Now thats comedy


Ottawa is goin to rock tonight! Happy Canada day!
 
Old 2007-07-01, 17:54
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haha. Jeez guys...Canada Day is about uniting the country, not about h8'n.

I have my 192oz's(about 18) of Propeller beer, and even more for reserve.



Most of my friends have a two four for themselves...and even more if other people want beer.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 18:50
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canada party and firewerks tonight! YEEEUHHHH BEER AND FIREWORKS!

now if i could only figure out a way to spike the keg with lsd....
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-07-01, 19:23
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FUCKIN' CANADA!!!

WOOOOOOOO BEER AND FIREWORKS!!!
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Old 2007-07-02, 02:24
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Yeah man, leave politics out of this shit. This is a celebration in honor of our country.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-02, 02:42
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i'm doing my part...bought several bottles of unibroue which i am enjoying right now. mmmm mmm bitch! good mothafuckin choice muthafuckah!
 
Old 2007-07-02, 04:39
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Old 2007-07-02, 05:15
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Happy late Canada day!

 
Old 2007-07-02, 08:16
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BassBehemoth, Fearfrost, xgrafcorex, blitz906, Soulinsane, the_bleeding, FUCK YOU I WANT TO BE CANADIAN.



Bob not you, I love you.


So fucken happy Canaday. Eh.
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Old 2007-07-02, 14:37
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i'm not canadian... it was just a decent excuse to drink some good canadian beers.
 
Old 2007-07-02, 15:15
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BassBehemoth, Fearfrost, xgrafcorex, blitz906, Soulinsane, the_bleeding, FUCK YOU I WANT TO BE CANADIAN.



Bob not you, I love you.


So fucken happy Canaday. Eh.


haha, soul and graf aren't Canadian. You are from a country with rich tradition and monk-made beer! Be proud from where you come from! Cheers!

Last night was great, except my friends wanted to leave to early and spitting cab fare was the only option home...so we left around 2:30am. Bah!

haha, there was a well-made beer bong that we used..hell, even stevefrost used it! PIX COMING SOON.

4-6 intoxicated guys belting out 'Oh Canada'...it was a beautiful thing.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-03, 05:24
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Me & my gf went to a small-ish party at my mates house last night, got really fucked up then walked all the way to the fireworks show which lasted a whole hour then walked back. Took 2 hours to get there and about 3 hours to walk back as we were all even more fucked up by then, but it was totally worth it because the fireworks were just fucking killer. After that we all went back to his house and kept drinking until we passed out in his basement at about 4am
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-03, 20:39
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haha, soul and graf aren't Canadian. You are from a country with rich tradition and monk-made beer! Be proud from where you come from! Cheers!



I'd fucken trade.
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Old 2007-07-03, 21:24
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Bob, if Quebec was so rich like you say, why is it that Ontario gives you huge HUGE transfer payments every year? Oh wait, the Quebec government doesn't teach you that in school! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_payments

You know why Ontario gives you this money Bob? Because the French just want handouts. Go past the unemployment building in Hull, there is your proof.

The only really rich people in Quebec are the white Anglo's or Jews from Montreal (West Island anyone?).

I lived in Quebec for 4 years, and I'll never go back unless I need beer on a Sunday, or I go visit Montreal. It's funny too when you speak english, they just stare and make some remark in french, and then you ask them to repeat what they just said in french. Now thats comedy


Ottawa is goin to rock tonight! Happy Canada day!


like i read after your post, leave politics there.....And I lived all my life here, and of what you said....I think nothing is true and yes we learn this at school and yes it'S true, a lot of unemployed and yes its true....we have a lot of ressources....anyway forget it it's not the thread for talking about this...let it go and drink......(its normal if you talk in english that you hear them speak in french....because everytime when we speak to an english and we dont know the word to say...we ALWAYS say: how could i say that (in french) dont know if that was what you talked about
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-07-03, 21:44
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I'd fucken trade.


Why? What the hell do you think is so great about Canada and so shitty about Belgian? I'd love to visit Belgium for a long period of time..jesus, the beer! The Chocolate! I'd be in heaven...and 300lbs.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-03, 21:51
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i agree with you bassb....chocolat and beer and fries....man its heaven
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Old 2007-07-04, 04:33
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[late] Yeah, I'm not Canadian in the least but I know how to party with them. I love being American but Canada is my brother/sister/hat/whatever... Canada is the great frozen north and I like the crazy bastards even though they pick jokes at the US.

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Old 2007-07-04, 05:34
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haahahha!!

Well, jokes about usa are not heard often, and you do some on us too! It's just jokes anyway
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Old 2007-07-04, 19:08
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Fuck, since when did Canada gain independence? The Empire's crumbling, I tell ya.
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Old 2007-07-04, 20:46
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Why? What the hell do you think is so great about Canada and so shitty about Belgian? I'd love to visit Belgium for a long period of time..jesus, the beer! The Chocolate! I'd be in heaven...and 300lbs.



If you'd live here you'd understand. The general attitude (and politics et cetera) here...
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Old 2007-07-05, 00:47
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Fuck, since when did Canada gain independence?



1867.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-05, 01:00
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The Empire's crumbling, I tell ya.




Hope it was all good. I like Canada...
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Old 2007-07-05, 19:25
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I like Canada...


Don't almost all Europeans? Or almost all of the world for that matter lol.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-05, 20:30
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Old 2007-07-05, 21:30
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I liked it better when we owned it!



You weren't even alive then man

Anyways, Canada day really was great for me & my mates anyways (About 40 of us) I got so drunk that I shaved my pubes into a mowhawk
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-06, 19:09
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Old 2007-07-07, 07:44
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Get drunk for Canada...for the rest of your lives!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-07, 07:46
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Get drunk for Canada...for the rest of your lives!


Way ahead of you buddy
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-07-07, 08:08
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Get drunk for Canada...for the rest of your lives!


*drinking* Sounds good
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