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Real or Fake: Show Me Your Empathy, Baby!
The Test
This test shows twenty clips of people smiling. Some are real (reactions to statements or pictures) and some are just commanded smiles.
My score was 17/20. Let's all see what an average Metalhead's score turns out to be. I know at least one person will get them all, and it'll probably be one of the girls.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-06-27, 17:07
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The faces become more and more ugly.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2007-06-27, 17:36
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"You got 18 out of 20 correct"
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damn i got 19 out of 20. its all in the eyes 
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12/20. I found it hard to tell, I can usually tell in person though.
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lmao, that's true. One of the guys on here reminded me of somebody...
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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15/20...lol, the one's I got wrong I should have went with my gut instinct.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-06-27, 18:54
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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i got 14
where did they get these fuckers?
Chernobyl?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LMFAO!  that fucking pwned man! Cheers to you! 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-06-28, 00:24
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17/20. I didn't realize at first you had to hit a play button.
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I sent the link to a girl I know, she got 9/20. haha.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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12 out of 20
i thought nearly all of them were fake.
i liked the explaination on how one can detect fake smiles, i was judging moreso on the moment after the person smiles, when the face goes back to normal.
i just thought the people who totally dropped the expression of thier face back to a blank expression were fake..............i feel that.......real smiles kinda linger on
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Damn, I got 8 out of 20.
Are my friends... really... my friends? 
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i just thought the people who totally dropped the expression of thier face back to a blank expression were fake..............i feel that.......real smiles kinda linger on
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i know what you mean. i kind of started to take that route, but then i realized that this would be a bit too obvious for the test, and figured that they were all told to drop it as abruptly as possible.
i didnt mention before, but i thought this was really cool. probably just because i love online tests, but come accross too many fucking dumb ones, and like it when there is actually some study and thought involved.
im surprised i almost got all of them. the only two i had much trouble with, were the only two i missed. the old blonde lady (with the puffy face) really gave me some trouble. probably the same for most of us. damn, i would have loved to get 20/20. |
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i know what you mean. i kind of started to take that route, but then i realized that this would be a bit too obvious for the test, and figured that they were all told to drop it as abruptly as possible.
i didnt mention before, but i thought this was really cool. probably just because i love online tests, but come accross too many fucking dumb ones, and like it when there is actually some study and thought involved.
im surprised i almost got all of them. the only two i had much trouble with, were the only two i missed. the old blonde lady (with the puffy face) really gave me some trouble. probably the same for most of us. damn, i would have loved to get 20/20.
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My friend mentioned this test to me, and my first thought was that it sounded real! Odd to come across real "tests" online.
Well it seems like most people here can see emotions pretty well judging by someone's face. The next version will involve the same process except with corpse paint on each model. And btw the final question of "how could you tell blah blah" I'm guessing most were like me and Arsis saying it was in the eyes?
edit: I think I got that damn blond wrong too.
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2007-06-28, 03:21
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haha your all being beat buy a 15 year old
Im tellin ya it's in the eyes.
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I'm guessing most were like me and Arsis saying it was in the eyes?
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Also how quick and easy they cut off there smiling helps.
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14 of 20.
Usually when people smile/laugh they don't turn to that serious face so quickly. I guess I was wrong. Though it really depends on the person too.
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Also how quick and easy they cut off there smiling helps.
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18. In the cheeks. Easier to fake the eyes than the cheeks.
To be honest, when you've got a video of somebody smiling for 2-3 seconds and then going back to normal, it always looks fake. How the fuck do you get somebody to smile genuinely one command from nothing, then come down to nothing? This test makes me skeptical like a pregnant woman on a lesbian planet. Something's not being told.
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the context of a suspect smile, also is important.
this is why its easy to discern forced laughter.
anyway, those people were mutants and some were clearly psychotic.
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But OK, now I got interested, how did you discern the genuine psychotics from the mere mundanes?
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18. In the cheeks. Easier to fake the eyes than the cheeks.
To be honest, when you've got a video of somebody smiling for 2-3 seconds and then going back to normal, it always looks fake. How the fuck do you get somebody to smile genuinely one command from nothing, then come down to nothing? This test makes me skeptical like a pregnant woman on a lesbian planet. Something's not being told.
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You find a good actor?
My thought exactly, what I'm not feeling told about is WHAT a genuine smile is - do they pull out someone to say "I love you" or what?
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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I got 17. People that ugly really have no business smiling in the first place. Damn.
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18. In the cheeks. Easier to fake the eyes than the cheeks.
To be honest, when you've got a video of somebody smiling for 2-3 seconds and then going back to normal, it always looks fake. How the fuck do you get somebody to smile genuinely one command from nothing, then come down to nothing? This test makes me skeptical like a pregnant woman on a lesbian planet. Something's not being told.
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aha, but havnt you ever seen something along the lines of two friends joking around, where one says something and smiles, the other smiles, briefly, but cuts back to a serious face, as a joking way of saying "thats not funny", although they both know it is. i hope i portrayed that correctly. anyway, ive done it, as well as a few of my friends. although, soon after go back to smiling/laughing at the whole thing, something of which, purposely, wouldnt be shown in the clips.
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13/20.....I suck lolllll
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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I have seen that, td. However, every time I've seen it, there hasn't been a video camera there at all, and nobody stared directly into it while smiling (since it wasn't there). I don't have doubts that people can spontaneously smile and let it fade. I have doubts that they can do it genuinely on command. I also have doubts about anything people do in front of a camera.
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almost every people here are mean...
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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Haha... we know the difference between the spellings of 'buy' and 'by'. Go take summer school.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Haha... we know the difference between the spellings of 'buy' and 'by'. Go take summer school.
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LOLL even me, I wont do some mistakes like that!!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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bob... lol... dont get in a grammar argument.
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I know that i have nothing to say in grammar, but I never do a mistake like that...Arsis: its not against you...seriously, it's just a fact about me
Like I said so many time: my syntax kills me....but in grammar im not soooo bad, with words, I dont make A LOT of mistake....hehehe
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16 out of 20. The second dude, the black dude, made me smile genuinely.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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12 out of 20
i thought nearly all of them were fake.
i liked the explaination on how one can detect fake smiles, i was judging moreso on the moment after the person smiles, when the face goes back to normal.
i just thought the people who totally dropped the expression of thier face back to a blank expression were fake..............i feel that.......real smiles kinda linger on
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..... im not even going to touch this one...
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I smiled at like everyone one i played haha. Damn most of those people were fucking weird looking
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