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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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How old is this fucking guy, no way he's 42...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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Sorry, I said something wrong so I edited my statement req and deleted your obvious answer.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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ha, I'm drunk whatever.
....In Texas no one would give a shit. I've never heard of a metalhead who politically pussy out. I'm glad this guy got attention so I can laugh at him.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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I'm not suprised. Sweden also allows bestiality. 
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well im drunk but....being addict to blakc sabbath is like...uhuuhuh dumb...huhuhuhu...huhuhu beavis, this is the greatest day i ever seen! nvm the last sentence
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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bestiality is just fucked up
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No we don't allow bestiality you fucking morons but I reckon in some far away farm in the US the hillbillies make sweet lurv to their animals. I just laughed when I saw the metalhead dude in the papers.
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2007-06-23, 20:22
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Blah, he got nothing, except 5 seconds of fame(how long it took me to read it). They only paid him HALF of his dish washer salary.
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personally i think the guy is a fucking pussy. doesn't deserve a damn thing.
"Tullgren says he has always had difficulty holding down a job, mainly because he is absent most of the time." that is his fucking problem..he's a lazy cunt. not some "addiction" to metal. while i haven't been into metal as long as that guy...as long as i've been into music...it has played a huge role in my life..but i've been able to maintain jobs of all sorts. sure if i could get some bullshit loophole thing like he has, i'd take it..but other than that...it is a load of shit. 
hah and nothing personal fsb..but if i started this thread i think someone..likely pst..would've locked it down. 
edit...well i'd take it if i didn't have anything else going..right now i think i'd be able to top his settlement.
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In my day, you would've never even heard of addiction or depression: you just pulled yourself up by the bootstraps and got on with things. We won two world wars with this sort of spirit... I despair for these cretins and the imbeciles who pander to them - pull yourself together, lad.
OK, enough with the irony, but seriously, if a legal system is so punily constructed so as to allow this sort of dweeb to successfully argue that he is addicted to metal, then he deserves everything he gets.
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Your all haters, .
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In my day, you would've never even heard of addiction or depression: you just pulled yourself up by the bootstraps and got on with things. We won two world wars with this sort of spirit... I despair for these cretins and the imbeciles who pander to them - pull yourself together, lad.
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No they don't you idiot... you're thinking of Louisiana 
But Sweden does have one of the highest suicide rates in the world I believe.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Ha, honestly, if this miniscule, every-day example gives you that kind of reaction you should stay well clear of Sweden. There's this concept, I formulated it myself for a show I was working on, and a few days later found a book by a Swedish psychologist named David Eberhardt who'd come up with the same word and pretty much had the same idea:
Trygghetsnarkomani.
Trygghet - think security, safety and comfort in the same word. Narkomani - drug addiction.
It's present in your countrys too, I assure you, a fear of everything that might be dangerous, and a denial of everything that actually is. But it's at it's very best and consequently very worst right here. You know what he also could have done? Steal from the restaurant's customers, it might get him fired but could also very well result in him getting a paid sick leave.
Edit - Tullgren, Tullgren... oh jesus fucking sub-christ, I think I know this guy...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoosexuality_and_the_law
"Legal. It was formerly illegal, but made legal in 1944 together with making homosexuality legal. A 2005 report by the Swedish Animal Welfare Agency for the Swedish government expressed strong concerns over the increase in reports of horse-ripping incidents, although noting that "the rise in documented cases did not necessarily mean that there was a de facto increase", and distinguished zoosexual activity from incidents involving physical injury (zoosadism). The Animal Welfare Agency gave as its opinion that current animal cruelty legislation needed updating as it was not sufficiently protecting animals from abuse, but concluded that on balance it was not appropriate to call for a ban"
They even legalized homosexuality. Fucking sickos.
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If this dude is a bottom of the barrel dishwasher ( I was one so I can say that) and goes to and plays so many concerts then why the heck is he a dishwasher? He must be a mediocre musician.
Amadeus, if you know the guy seriously, I'd laugh my behind off. I might even do a lyric about it. lol
fbs, Maybe you could claim some sort of phone book addiction and get some compensation from ma bell?
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My thoughts exactly.
What a lazy fuck. But hell i guess thats capitalism at its worst. "Lets beat the man! yea!"
Policies and laws are in place to protect people who need protection, and unfortunately there is that few that chose to circumnavigate these helpful policies in order to benefit off things they don't deserve.
I was talking about a similar thing the other day. I went to buy an ipod with my sisters boyfriend. And he was like "yeah they have a one year warrenty so when that one year is almost up you can put it under a pillow, smash it with a hammer, and bring it back for a new one for free." I was like.. yeah... thats a fucking stupid thing to do.
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Sure, they say methadone is good for heroinists, so I suppose this might be a good start.
I'm not sure, but I have met and talked to a guy named Roger from Hässleholm at a couple of shows... I'll ask him for his last name if we meet again. With a little luck, we'll be able to indulge you all by bundling him up in his own hair, half-drown him in his own dishwater to the sound of "Hit me baby one more time" and then have my pal Henrik tatoo "I [heart] Backstreet Boys" on his forehead.
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That brought tears to my eyes.
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