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Death and the Aftermath
so just curious, what do you want done with your body when you die?
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then i want a hole to be digged out of the earth
a slice in my stomach
a seed planted right in the center
and i want a peach tree to grow out of me
so i can rejoin the cycle
or burned on a big wooden pyre, and my ashes planted over peach tree seed in the ground.
i like trees.
alright alright so whats your plan?
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I want to be buried in the traditional 6 foot deep grave, except no coffin. I just want my body to be dumped into the ground with only 3 requests. - A pack of cigarettes in my breast pocket.
- All my jewelry on my body.
- And a bottle of good quality rye in my hand.
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sounds like a pretty gpood plan. you got alot of jewelry to wear?
i know pirates used to wear alot of jewelry so their crew could afford a good burial for them.
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I WANT TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND START PRAISING JESUS, FEEL HIS SALVATION ALL OF OVER MY FACE!
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BY SALVATION YOU MEAN SEMEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT??
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I want to be buried, become a zombie sometime and then be digged by Pineappleystuff. oh hells yes. 
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and i shall be dressed as a mad voodoo woman! with bones around my neck! buaha!
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so just curious, what do you want done with your body when you die?
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then i want a hole to be digged out of the earth
a slice in my stomach
a seed planted right in the center
and i want a peach tree to grow out of me
so i can rejoin the cycle
or burned on a big wooden pyre, and my ashes planted over peach tree seed in the ground.
i like trees.
alright alright so whats your plan?
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Not to piss on your parade, but there's an issue with this idea:
What happens if said tree dies or gets chopped down etc.? Whoever has been nominated to look after it (loved one), is going to be in quite a situation- do they dig up your body and have it re-planted, or do they leave it there with a dead tree?
Just a practical issue, because it could be quite upsetting for the people left behind. Granted it's only an idea though 
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I want to be buried in a lonely place, in a middle of a wood, surrounded by Nature. Otherwise somewhere like English churchyards, even if I'm atheist they're nice places, with very few people, quite and where you are still buried into earth, with a stone grave upon you. Surely I don't want to be put into that horrible concrete burial niches of the huge cemetary of the town where I live!!!
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Not to piss on your parade, but there's an issue with this idea:
What happens if said tree dies or gets chopped down etc.? Whoever has been nominated to look after it (loved one), is going to be in quite a situation- do they dig up your body and have it re-planted, or do they leave it there with a dead tree?
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yeah i see your point. glad you brought it up. i would like to be planted in the alps (well it wont be a peach tree if it is in the alps lol, so a different kind of tree) or somewhere equally safe and beautiful where trees dont get chopped down and if the tree dies, then the tree dies. i will be in every branch and every leaf, of course i am going to explain all this to those left behind before i go, trees die. everything dies, thats the cycle.
the other alternative i was thinking was just having my ashes spread over a seed in a pot for a bonsai tree.
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I want to be buried in a lonely place, in a middle of a wood, surrounded by Nature. Otherwise somewhere like English churchyards, even if I'm atheist they're nice places, with very few people, quite and where you are still buried into earth, with a stone grave upon you. Surely I don't want to be put into that horrible concrete burial niches of the huge cemetary of the town where I live!!!
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i dont like city cemetaries either.
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haven't thought too far into it..but i guess i'd either go with burial or turned to ash. whatever is easier for the people dealing with it is fine with me.
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haven't thought too far into it..but i guess i'd either go with burial or turned to ash. whatever is easier for the people dealing with it is fine with me.
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I want to be sent to a taxidermist and spend the rest of my days as a mannequin for Sax-Fifth Avenue.
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I honestly don't give a shit. I don't think I'm an organ donor(which I want to get changed)..other than that, a decent tomb stone?
I had a couple opportunities to take my a friend of mine's ashes. I have not yet done so because I don't know what the hell to do with them. I was thinking about spreading or burying them in the area of these local woods where we had a homemade boxing ring, but ever since Hurricane Juan in 2003, the area is quite visible..hence no crazy parties like the one I want to throw.
One time my ex gf said I should just eat his ashes. 
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I've never thought about what I want done with my body when I die, really ... Because I'm thinking that I won't be able to care at that point. I like Darko's idea. Maybe my stuffed body could crowdsurf so I could enjoy live music beyond the grave.
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I dont know...I want to be in a peaceful place and...with a pack of cigarette with my guitar...for the rest I dont know, I dont wanna think about it now, im young and i just want to fully live my life!
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If I die unsuspectingly then my body will cease to exist. I'm going out with a bang.
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Organs donated if possible and then cremated. Plot at the cemetery already, but if I'm still living in this house I'd like some of my ashed left here and some left at the cemetery down the road from me.
I do want a headstone for various reasons. I may design my own someday if I can afford it. I may make my own urn, too.
The kids said they'll just dismember me,fire me in my kiln, and toss me in the backyard. I'm loved.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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"When I am dead, lay me in a mound
Place my weapons by my side
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When I am dead, lay me in a mound
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory!"
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When I am dead, lay me in a mound
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Sorry, you want to be buried backstage at a Manowar concert?
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Sorry, you want to be buried backstage at a Manowar concert?
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Any real man could tell you that those are Amon Amarth lyrics.
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sounds like a pretty gpood plan. you got alot of jewelry to wear?
i know pirates used to wear alot of jewelry so their crew could afford a good burial for them.
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Just a few rings and a pendant. But they mean alot to me.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I really couldn't care less what's done with my body after I'm dead. I'm more interested in the way I die.
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i want a viking burial, pushed out see to and set aflame with a fiery arrow : )
ive wanted this kinda burial for ages
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Lo, they do call to me...
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not quite, but ok
i have been really into viking culture and mythology since i was a little kid
and another thing, dont fucking reply to my posts if all you have to say is a two word phrase. went over this shit already in the poetry forum, if you have something to say, fucking stretch your brain a little and make it worth my time.
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i want a viking burial, pushed out see to and set aflame with a fiery arrow : )
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Fuck you, who cares about how you want your burial to be? Infinity and I will stomp you face in, while I castrate you, then deficate your remains. Next we shall disfigure your arms, slice them into pieces so that we can use them as door stops. Now Infinity you finish the story..... |
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Fuck you, who cares about how you want your burial to be? Infinity and I will stomp you face in, while I castrate you, then deficate your remains. Next we shall disfigure your arms, slice them into pieces so that we can use them as door stops. Now Infinity you finish the story.....
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c'mon kiddies can't we all just play nicely?
i can dig a viking burial.
but i can also dig watching said dismemberment. <3
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Dicked by Pineappleystuff. 
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2007-06-14, 14:29
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Sorry, you want to be buried backstage at a Manowar concert?
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*punch*
Anyhow, I want to be buried in a mound in a forest or on a mountain, or be burned.
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2007-06-14, 15:58
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by the way, that quote wasnt my specific wishes. its a cool idea, but obviously i dont need/deserve a viking burial. honestly i want a green burial, no embalming, no cremation, just toss my body into a hole
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2007-06-14, 16:17
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A green burial? Maybe you can be stuffed in the green screen here.
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2007-06-14, 17:28
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what a gay death request. the post above me is stupid.
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actually, whether im into vikings, or not, as well... thats a pretty damn cool "burial". thats definitely my second choice, after my frozen burial. and its especially proper for anyone who loves the sea.
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Fuck you, who cares about how you want your burial to be? Infinity and I will stomp you face in, while I castrate you, then deficate your remains. Next we shall disfigure your arms, slice them into pieces so that we can use them as door stops. Now Infinity you finish the story.....
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you're acting like he made the fucking thread. trying to bring Infinity closer? pfffff, me and infinity already have a thing going on. but who knows, maybe some day your balls will work.
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somewhere in the mountains of iceland or sumtin. AWAY FROM HUMANS, i hate those bastards
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2007-06-14, 18:57
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I do want a headstone for various reasons. I may design my own someday if I can afford it. I may make my own urn, too.
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that would be pretty cool. i've never thought of that before.
unless i made plans ahead of time..i guess it would be someone elses responsibility to take care of all that stuff...though if i could have my way..i guess i would be cremated..maybe sealed in a waterproof urn and dropped in the middle of the ocean somewhere. |
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I hope my corpse is used in an album cover.
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2007-06-14, 21:56
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not quite, but ok
i have been really into viking culture and mythology since i was a little kid
and another thing, dont fucking reply to my posts if all you have to say is a two word phrase. went over this shit already in the poetry forum, if you have something to say, fucking stretch your brain a little and make it worth my time.
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Yeah I've always been obsessed with vikings and scandinavian history for as long as I can remember. Norse-Geeks unite 
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im not going to die....yet maybe hundreds of years later.
im going to be frozen at the age of thirty, then be brought back when all the jews die. then i don't care what happens after i die,ill be already at peace
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2007-06-15, 02:40
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there are so many cunts out there worst than jews....Let me guess......you have no reasons to hate them....thats what I thought. So you rather prefer any ass holes than jews?!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-06-15, 04:11
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2007-06-15, 04:14
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me? a jew?....LO, hell no, but i dont hate them, they created smoke meat and dill pickles!!!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-06-15, 04:30
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me? a jew?....LO, hell no, but i dont hate them, they created smoke meat and dill pickles!!!
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deanguitars get's buttraped by Hitler.
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Fuck you, who cares about how you want your burial to be? Infinity and I will stomp you face in, while I castrate you, then deficate your remains. Next we shall disfigure your arms, slice them into pieces so that we can use them as door stops. Now Infinity you finish the story.....
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Moonraven I would actually enjoy(?) a viking burial. But I just wanted to be an asshole to you but that just isn't me. I'm sorry for being a cunt. |
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2007-06-16, 00:55
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And just when I thought you fuckwits couldn't be any more fuckwitted...
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