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2007-06-04, 03:14
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Pirate Lawd
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To the owner of my balls
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2007-06-04, 03:17
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To the sweetest piece of ass I've ever had.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-06-04, 03:19
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Ooh! Ooh! Is it sodomy?
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2007-06-04, 03:21
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Post-whore
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Have a good one.
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2007-06-04, 03:26
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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PoS+ /\/00dz!!!!!!!1
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2007-06-04, 03:28
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Die Young.
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Ooh! Ooh! Is it sodomy?
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Yes, the best Birthday gift a woman could ever ask for! 
I've talked to your husband on the phone two years ago. LOLZ.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-06-04, 03:30
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Happy birthday, ho'!
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2007-06-04, 03:34
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New Blood
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!  I can't remember how old I am and I wouldn't tell you anyway. This is my "yearly post" here on metaltabs. Glad you all are still here to keep my hubby sane. And no sodomy but...some great sex!  I'm getting a makeover so maybe I'll let Soul post a pic after I look like a human again. For some reason children make you look different after a few years. Maybe it's the candy stuck in your hair, or the mother's perfume of spoiled milk. It's all good as long as they don't turn out like their dad!  Thanks so much for the post guys and gals! I think this will be the best birthday in years. Later!  |
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2007-06-04, 05:09
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY god dammit
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 Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2007-06-04, 05:13
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Forum Daemon
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Glad you all are still here to keep my hubby sane. And no sodomy but...some great sex!
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2007-06-04, 06:03
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Crusher of Skulls
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Better whip out that dictionary.
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2007-06-04, 06:27
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the siamese
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Happy birthday Sodomyinsane! have a good one!
Don't forget, crisco is the best anal lube ever!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-06-04, 11:13
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have a good one
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2007-06-04, 14:21
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Man, your woman is 32? Guess it's time to start using night cream.
Happy Birthday, Miss'um.
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DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
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2007-06-04, 15:00
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a good one!
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2007-06-04, 16:06
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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2007-06-04, 16:34
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY GOD DAMNIT!!!
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2007-06-04, 16:36
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happy birthday mrs. soulinsane. keep an eye on that shiesty semen! he might try for a surprise attack on the rear.
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2007-06-04, 17:53
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Crusher of Skulls
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY GOD DAMNIT!!!
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hey, no copying the cunt!
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2007-06-05, 03:41
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Pirate Lawd
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2007-06-05, 03:44
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Post-whore
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Ever bullshit me again, I'll track you down and kill you my self.
How was the sex?
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2007-06-06, 05:18
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Attorney at Bird Law
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This makes absolutely no sense. Have you never been sodomized?
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I have, it's great. What happens in P-Town stays in P-Town! Unforunately, what happens in P-Town also stays in your pubic hair until you can get a special shampoo.
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