pretty much

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SAXON!

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fuck yea

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CUNT!


HAHA!

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So its official i'm going to australia in 3 weeks. I don't have alot of the details but i'll be there for about 3 weeks which should be pretty kick ass. Not sure where, but hopefully some place kick ass.

Ended up not getting a jump slot. Apparently a guy in my unit said this staff sergent called dibs on it... that asshole....That was the only one i could go to because of the australia thing. If iw asn't going there i could go to any of the dates they had.

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you going on vaca or with the military

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Military.

But from what i heard there is lots of libo time. My platoon commander was like.. yeah i don't care if you fuck everything that walks there. I was like well i'll just make sure not to bring anything back with me haha. "Good idea..."

Hes apparently heard very VERY good things about service members especially marines going to australia.

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haha nice have fun

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badass man! i'd love to go down to australia. they have some pretty crazy snakes and spiders down there. just recently a guy in australia, working with some importers here in the states, got the paperwork through to allow the australian guy to start exporting tarantulas. apparently they are pretty strict about that sort of thing down there.

Yeah they are. Australia is a country with a SHIT LOAD of creatures only native to australia. Its been disconnected from large continents for a long long time.

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Finally a new RTT!

i might wet myself because my podcast is on itunes

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Does anyone know where BLS fucked off to?

http://metaltabs.com/forum/member.php?u=2207

work sucks balls. this old bitch keeps hitting on me.

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I was asking that a while back.

I think BLS said something about getting a life or some shit like that

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I've been asked to permenatley DJ for a radio station. 91.7 KVRX Austin. It is the local college radio station. My show is gonna be on Sunday evening from midnight to 2 am.

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Sounds good man. What kind of stuff are you gonna play?

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can we listen to your show online?

Here is the site. http://www.kvrx.org/index.php I don't know how you get streaming radio, but I think it is possible. My next show starts at 11pm central time tonight.


We play metal from every subgenre. It's real badass. My Alias is DJ Placenta.

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/me is listening to

Maiden - Killers CD

I envy you. My friends say I should become a DJ or something, mainly because of my musical knowledge and a nearly full video ipod that goes whereever I go. Plus they say I have a voice for radio.

Anyways, the best of luck man.

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GOOGLE THIS


THE BLACK JEW CREW

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should i press Am I Feeling Lucky?

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Yea, thanks man. We always bring our friends on to guest DJ with us.


Tonight went really fucking smooth. My buddy keeps on getting shitloads of free albums sent to him for promotional purposes. Just today, we got 4 crap CDs, but one gem. Kamelot - The Opera somethin or other. Cool stuff. That CD isnt even avaliable until the beginning of June.

On the air, I told people to call in and give me their best falsetto power metal vocals. Some of them foools were downright hilarious.

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Fucking Lol @ RoG.


Pretending to be a "DJ" is really gay.

i disgree with the RTT. I also just rhymed.

I will whore myself out.

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School is out for the summer today. I'm getting my hair cut and not to mention wasted.

I got a Quo Vadis album. They're ok actually.

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WhAT??!!

You're acutally listening to something besides Thrash metal.

which one dammit

Quo Vadis are awesome..for so long I didn't even attempt to listen to them because their name was stupid and I assumed it was brutal death metal.

Also at this time...I missed seeing them twice live with Augury twice.....

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oh yeah. assfrost told me! and i forgot to make fun of you!!!

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA LOZER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm letting my beard grow out, it's going to be brutal. it's about a quarter inch long right now, I'll post pics sometime.

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Man, last night's concert was fucking AWESOME! I feel like shit, but it was worth it.

Katakalysm, Devildriver, Unearth were all amazing, and Dimmu Borgir just comes in there and steals the show. Awesome shit, man. Now I can cross off Dimmu on my list.

I also bought a Dimmu Borgir shirt and Unearth's latest CD. I forget what it was called at the moment.

Gene Hoglan and Hellhammer kicked fucking ass! YEAH!


/totalmetalbuzz

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I saw unearth recently, and they do put on a damn good show. (minus the spinning retards)

My friend let me hear their new album though, and I was quite un-impressed.

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Well that depends...

do you, punk?

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hah nice

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i haven't heard their newest album..but every time i've seen them play, i've had a blast. the were funnelling beers while playing and drinking jim beam too.

making this post from my new job --- internet technical support !

Ouch fuck that job. I mean i could do it... but.... boy.. would you get stupid... stupid people calling in, and walking them through problems might be mind numbing.

Good luck.

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motherfuck!!!!! why is russian so fucked! i cant even read along, to sound out the words, because i want to sing a Temnozor (Rus) part

i dont recall there being a russian member, but do any of you know how to make this easier?

its written like this, on metal archives:

 ãëóáèíå ëåñíûõ ÷àùîá,
Ñðåäè åëåé äðåâíèõ
Ãîëîñàì áûëûõ âåêîâ
 òèøèíå ÿ âíåìëþ.

it is written very different in the booklet: (thickets and hark didnt translate)

в глубинах thickets пущи
среди firs настолько стародедовских
к голосам
пойденные столетия
в dreadful безмолвии я hark

in english:

in the depths of the forest thickets
among the firs so ancient
to the voices of the
centuries gone
in the dreadful silence i hark

how can both russian versions be so extremely different???

Because that isn't russian on the top. Thats computer gibberish. Basically unable to use "correct characters."

I mean come on.. when did the DIVISION sign become a language character?

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haha blizzard beast is your man, hes decent with russian. or you could ask nomad, wasnt he born in russia or am i completly mistaken?

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that's actually a small percentage of customers, we get a lot of employees from other departments calling in asking for help with their networks. I stocked groceries before, this is a 3$/hourly raise and a job with computers. I will certainly take that anyday.

I bet I could really make you earn your oats sometimes. I get some doozies of pc screw-ups.


That first stuff looks like spam I get in my email occasionally. Goofy crap on a stick, ya know?

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i dont know if you are mistaken, but i will ask both, most likely. thanks.


HAHA, honestly, i didnt even try to read with the first one. i DID try with the second (the one in my booklet) though. had i seen the division sign, i wouldnt have even copy+pasted that

Oh without a doubt i would agree with you.

Yeah i bet the majority of it is in house calls. You seriously need to watch. "your companies computer guy" The skit on Saturday night live. With jimmy fallon.....

Its a fucking RIOT and a half. its me whenever somebody asks me to fix their comp or something. I'll look it up and see if i can find anything

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The last one is pretty good hah

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WHAT A RIOT!!11111111oneoneone. It was shit.


How can you be so extremely stupid?

Do i get a custom title yet?

and i didn't get a birthday thread, assholes.

Well lucky, you are still all assholes.

shame australia

HAR HAR> Do i really give a shit what you think? No.

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He doesn't care about whether you care.

Y'all a bunch of n00b twats.

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What a bloody good birfdee I had, drank so fucking much! I got the Collector's Boxed Set of Sharpe, get in! Got £90 as well, so I might have to get some new pups for my Hamer Diablo.

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sharpes, the movie series?

if so, then you and i are probably the two people in the world that know about it and enoy it

anyone have the link to that site where they had bits of album covers and you had to figure out what the albums were?

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You still need a 2,000 post c(o)unt.

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Anyone know how to cure headbanger's neck? I tried using a hot rice sock on it, but it still feels stiff. Damn "Mourning Palace"'s awesomeness.

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Time.

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tomorrow Dying Fetus

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I'm downloading Rosetta Stone in hopes of learning a "foreign" language. The language is still a myster to me but it will most likely be Slavic.

I got a professional message the day after I saw Slayer a few years back. I told the chick to concentrate just on my neck for 45 straight minutes.

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Dying Fetus are in Halifax next Friday..still not sure If I'm going to go..

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Sharpe as in Sean Bean, napoleonic wars, 95th Rifles Regiment etc...?

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I'm not sure where to post this really so here is better than any. The songs from this album are going on 30 years old and I have never been able to get some of the leads right.

LOL, see the video at about 3:30 beyond and you will see what I mean. How the fuck would you tab something like that? I sure as hell don't think I'm going to be able to do this with EMGs.

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Enthrone Darkness Triumphant deserves awards.

No it doesn't. Stormblast deserves awards. I'll argue with you over that topic any day.

you know how the pacifier shuts babies up?
the penisifier works the same way.
you have been warned.

I enjoy beer.

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Requiem, I haven't heard the original Stormblast yet, so I can't really argue with you. But if it's anything like the re-issued version except with lower production quality, I will tell you I would rather listen to EDT over it.

I'll listen to Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia over any Dimmu album every day.



in other news; Acne is for cunts, and I'm the biggest pussy ever. After a year of taking that Accutane, my acne is starting to flair up again, and what sucks is this time I was doing something about it; washing my face. I'm currently using the Cleracel (sp?) wash and I mix in some Proactive stuff with it which seems to really work. Then I rinse, and wipe it with one of those alcohol acne pads, but what I did was squirt the rest of this Proactive Toner into the cup, and soaked all the pads with it. After it dries, I the dab this acne gel on my face. Mostly where my face is really fucked.... everywhere.

this seems to just control it, but it isn't getting rid of it. I'm gonna start doing it 3 times a day instead of 2 and see if that does anything. If not, I'm gonna have to go back onto the Accutane which sucks because it bugs me how something as superficial as my facial appearance can really screw with me.

This is why I never wanted to wash myself everyday; I'll get so used to the feeling of being clean that I raise my standards for good living. Now I'll never be satisfied! AHH!

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You cure headbanger's neck by not being such a pussy.

You know what happens to pacifiers when babies start to teeth? Same thing happens to penisifiers. Anyway, you can ensure that the albums get awards by making them up yourselves and awarding them; an award is mostly a glorified way for a handful of people to say that they like something. There's no reason why you can't be one of those people.

fuck yea! plus infinity!

beer > existence

the only thing i can think of that rivals beer is bacon...

Fuck yes. Beer, Bacon, Bitchs, to bad I don't get much of the thrid one.

My thoughts exactly.

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I tried watching a few Sharpe episodes but I just couldn't get into it.



Yes. Timedragon is mentally disabled.



You enjoy Infinity?

hell yes.

obediah hagswell foreverzorxz!!!1!!1

i love that series so much

Yeah, it's not for everyone, I have a "history hard-on"(tm), hopefully do a masters in it some day!


Haha! That guy was a bloody fruitcake! Harper pwns him
I'm saving up to get a painting print of the Storming of Badajoz yey \o/

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original Stormblast really is great. the problem is, i cant listen to it from beginning to end. some of it bores me. this is not the case with EDT.

that really blows, about your face. dont feel weak for hating it. i had a mild "problem" for a few years, on my neck. even with the extent to how mild it was, it bugged the fuck out of me. id probably flip out if it covered my face


ahahaaah. touché.

as for the awards. screw that. my award would probably involve a cheap illustration, through adobe illustrator, and i have other things id rather waste time on.

mmmmmmhmm...bacon.

Man, it's fucking 30C(86F) outside...fuck, living in a third floor apartment facing the sun blows in the summertime.

FUCK YOU GLOBAL WARMING...AND HANGOVERS!!


UFC tonight bitches, anyone else getting it?

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go on....make my day..

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Does this work?

http://www.projectpayday.com/misc/promo/

dude it gets to 38 - 45 MOST aka THE MAJORITY of days in the summer here. bro dude man.

Yeah really. He should visit Proaz, he was telling me how its consistently like 100+ degrees outside and the humidity is horrendous as hell.

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what is 100+ ?

Well, there is some distance between eastern Canada and Australia...lol god.

I've been in much worse, Arizona in the summertime, etc.

In a part of the world that gets snow in May, I'm saying it was a hot day.


Anyways, Liddell lost to Rampage Jackson on the PPV...what a fucking upset.

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Tonight was pretty fun. Went over to my friends house with my spiked arm bands and stuff. We were all, like, "BROOTAL!" Went to CiCi's pizza with them on and I told the guy in the best death grunt I could muster that I wanted the most brutal pizza they had.... with extra cheese. Funny shit.

Rented some movies. Watched Epic Movie and Farce of the Penguins. during the movie, I took a lighter, and put my drum key over the flame till it was all black and stuff. Waited for it to cool off, then smeared the carbon crap on my face and I was like, "CORPSEPAINT!"

Just stupid fun. I was the only one sober, the others were high or getting wasted.

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Loser. Smoke crack, suck dick, eat salads.

100 and above

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100 Fahrenheit is around 37 Celsius. Meaning that '100+' is pretty much the exact range Infinity cited.

Thanks. Anti thanks to CAG for being a feg.

hah

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precisely.

Also BassB. Arizona doesn't have humidity so.... you need to come on down to the good ol south and see what thats all about. Or more like aboot to you guys.

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I have been to the South, practically all the southern states, well on the east anyways. I find the dryness much worse than humidity.

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played a gig in front of virgin megastores in downtown disney last night, Ill have pics up soon.

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That is where I bought ATG - SOTS.


That store is awesome.

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