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Old 2007-05-26, 19:13
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Free beer to the one who gives the best caption for this.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-05-26, 19:29
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2007-05-26, 19:32
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Free beer to the one who gives the best caption for this.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-05-26, 19:56
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Years of coincidental correlation between drinking malt liquor and arousal have left this man incapable of achieving ejaculation except using lubricated 40 oz bottles.
 
Old 2007-05-26, 23:50
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2007-05-27, 00:01
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
 
Old 2007-05-27, 01:35
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Old 2007-05-27, 04:22
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Old 2007-05-27, 07:35
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Old 2007-05-27, 12:43
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Free beer to the one who gives the best caption for this.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e...el/000_1564.jpg

"The new Guinness Book of Records Beer Drinking champion!"

or

"Sadly, the winner of the Beer Drinking contest couldn't comment afterwards."
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2007-05-27, 15:59
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Old 2007-05-27, 17:35
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Case of 40oz Steel Reserve, $3.98.

Liver transplant, $800,000.

Being Metal... Pricless
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Old 2007-05-27, 17:43
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-05-27, 18:00
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Free beer to the one who gives the best caption for this.
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Old 2007-05-27, 18:45
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hahahha, that was definately an easy one to caption.

Beer goes to sane and darko
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2007-05-27, 19:49
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Case of 40oz Steel Reserve, $3.98.

Liver transplant, $800,000.

Being Metal... Pricless


That is one is my personal favorite.
 
Old 2007-05-27, 20:56
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Old 2007-05-27, 21:13
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WHO SAID DR.DRE IS DEAD!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-05-27, 21:19
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Old 2007-05-27, 22:36
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Old 2007-05-27, 23:14
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Old 2007-05-28, 03:08
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-05-28, 03:24
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Old 2007-05-28, 08:25
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"What up, dawg?"
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2007-05-28, 13:55
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Old 2007-05-29, 16:32
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2007-05-29, 16:36
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I don't get it...it's just a picture of Flava Flav...
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Old 2007-05-31, 23:15
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"Yeh don't loike it? Oi've been drinkin' it fer fourty yars an' it never did me no 'arm!"

(No new images until we're done with that hideous dawg, please.)
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Old 2007-05-31, 23:33
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wtf..i posted an image of a guy with a bag on his head...where is it now?
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-01, 00:14
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wtf..i posted an image of a guy with a bag on his head...where is it now?


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(No new images until we're done with that hideous dawg, please.)


Today's lesson in Reading Comprehension at a Third Grade Level was brought to you by the letter V and the number SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2007-06-01, 00:19
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wow snoop has realy let himself go
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Old 2007-06-01, 00:42
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Today's lesson in Reading Comprehension at a Third Grade Level was brought to you by the letter V and the number SHUT THE FUCK UP.


...fuck you. If this site doesnt work well its not my fault, you cunt
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-01, 01:18
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The site works fine. It works so well a mod can delete your post and explain why to you. You just don't seem to be penetrable. However, I'll break it down:

First, you posted the new picture.
Second, FBS deleted your picture and said no new pictures until we're done with the dog.
Third, you ignored his explanation and asked what happened to your picture.
Fourth, FBS pointed out his explanation to you and made fun of you.
Fifth, you totally misunderstood his very obvious comment and decided that your picture disappeared because metaltabs is the Bermuda Triangle.
Sixth, I explained in a point-by-point manner how you need to pay more attention and whine less.
Seventh, you whined more in response.

Prove me wrong.

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Old 2007-06-01, 01:31
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damn, thats true! sorry guys but, the dog start to be long!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-01, 01:58
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"my-black-grandads-balls-closeup-with-a-wideangle-lense-wearing-hats".

and that 1st one was: "1 for the pink - 1 for the stink: 101"
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.

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Old 2007-06-01, 02:39
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Old 2007-06-01, 04:00
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haha, my favourite.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-01, 04:25
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Today's lesson in Reading Comprehension at a Third Grade Level was brought to you by the letter V and the number SHUT THE FUCK UP.

HAHA!
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Old 2007-06-01, 04:41
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"whata ya mean I gotta pay to get on the bus!"


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"Yeh don't loike it? Oi've been drinkin' it fer fourty yars an' it never did me no 'arm!"
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Old 2007-06-01, 05:12
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Yay, I win.

New image time! Someone find something fun.
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Old 2007-06-01, 05:18
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Old 2007-06-01, 06:13
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Old 2007-06-01, 08:19
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Old 2007-06-01, 14:56
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Old 2007-06-01, 15:38
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.

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Old 2007-06-01, 15:49
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Old 2007-06-01, 16:43
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Old 2007-06-01, 19:42
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Old 2007-06-01, 20:47
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Old 2007-06-02, 14:42
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Old 2007-06-02, 15:42
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Old 2007-06-25, 11:18
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Old 2007-06-25, 12:21
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Old 2007-06-25, 14:40
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Off topic... is that Tranny and MTM?
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Old 2007-06-25, 16:09
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Next one.


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Old 2007-06-25, 17:56
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Off topic... is that Tranny and MTM?


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sadly I know what NAMBLA is thanks to South Park.
 
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Off topic... is that Tranny and MTM?


Who?

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"It was a hard fight for 'NAMBLA Member of the Year' but they'd narrowed the field down to two. They were to face the final test - The Grainy Webcam Pedo-Smile-Off."


lmao... that wins. Hands down.
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Old 2007-06-25, 19:02
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lmao... that wins. Hands down.


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Tranny = Transient and MTM = Metal Thrashing Mad.


I still don't get it lol
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Hahahahahahaha no kidding?? Well, who won the Pedo-Smile-Off??
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Old 2007-06-25, 23:56
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Old 2007-06-26, 00:19
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Hahahahahahaha no kidding?? Well, who won the Pedo-Smile-Off??

wheres the photo thats being discussed?
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Ohhhh I think I get it... those are forum members right? If I'm wrong I have a feeling that I'm going to get flamed for days
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Old 2007-06-26, 05:04
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Old 2007-06-26, 05:22
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HOW MANY "TRANSIENT"S POST ON THIS FORUM?
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Old 2007-06-28, 21:37
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Old 2007-06-29, 05:42
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New photo

Have at it people...
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 05:44
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Have at it people...


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Have at it people...


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Old 2007-06-29, 06:49
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Old 2007-06-29, 07:22
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Have at it people...

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Old 2007-06-29, 07:28
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 08:05
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Have at it people...

"but that boy got TWO happy meals!!! "
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man attacks again!

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Old 2007-06-30, 17:44
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FUCK that
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Goddamnit, I was gonna mention that.
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Have at it people...


fat kid says: HEY...IS IT JARED FROM SUBWAY!!!
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Not bad. its funny couse there liek in mcdonalds ha
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Have at it people...


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Have at it people...

I'm serious now, don't you dare close early....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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IM FAT * many

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Old 2007-07-01, 15:12
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"new pet of the fat mcdonalds kid"

this one kinda is already captioned.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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"SKYNNARD!!!"
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You cunt, I nearly pissed myself!!!
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