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"The new Guinness Book of Records Beer Drinking champion!"
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Case of 40oz Steel Reserve, $3.98.
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*HIC*.....RECYCLE EVERYONE *HIC*...RECYCLE...*HIC*....I SAID!
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hahahha, that was definately an easy one to caption.
Beer goes to sane and darko
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Grandpa?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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(No new images until we're done with that hideous dawg, please.)
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Today's lesson in Reading Comprehension at a Third Grade Level was brought to you by the letter V and the number SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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The site works fine. It works so well a mod can delete your post and explain why to you. You just don't seem to be penetrable. However, I'll break it down:
First, you posted the new picture.
Second, FBS deleted your picture and said no new pictures until we're done with the dog.
Third, you ignored his explanation and asked what happened to your picture.
Fourth, FBS pointed out his explanation to you and made fun of you.
Fifth, you totally misunderstood his very obvious comment and decided that your picture disappeared because metaltabs is the Bermuda Triangle.
Sixth, I explained in a point-by-point manner how you need to pay more attention and whine less.
Seventh, you whined more in response.
Prove me wrong.
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damn, thats true! sorry guys but, the dog start to be long!
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"my-black-grandads-balls-closeup-with-a-wideangle-lense-wearing-hats".
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.
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Yay, I win.
New image time! Someone find something fun.
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Hum this noob would make a good bowl for soup
girl: *hihihihihi i will have secks tonight hihihihi n.n*
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This wins.
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"It was a hard fight for 'NAMBLA Member of the Year' but they'd narrowed the field down to two. They were to face the final test - The Grainy Webcam Pedo-Smile-Off."
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Who?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Who?
lmao... that wins. Hands down.
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Hahahahahahaha no kidding?? Well, who won the Pedo-Smile-Off??
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Ohhhh I think I get it... those are forum members right? If I'm wrong I have a feeling that I'm going to get flamed for days 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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HOW MANY "TRANSIENT"S POST ON THIS FORUM?
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"hahha...*snort*...ha...*snort* his finger is in my butt."
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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"your fucking fired" clean out your locker at the club bob your fucking FIRED
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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"You gonna eat that?"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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"but that boy got TWO happy meals!!!  "
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man attacks again!
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man attacks again!
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FUCK that 
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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Where's my milk shake?
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I'm serious now, don't you dare close early....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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"new pet of the fat mcdonalds kid"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Make zuch a Faust und ram it down your Arsch!
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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"SKYNNARD!!!"
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You cunt, I nearly pissed myself!!!
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Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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I CAME!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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