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"Lordi members to get reamed in the ass by Devil horns, as new ritual sparks outcry from pop-metal fans."
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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(If anyone's interested, the square is actually the Prime Minister of Finland.)
Next one.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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I hate niggers and you should too!
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HAI GAIZ! U CAN BE IMPRESSED I DO DRUGS NOW?!
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"Would all cameramen and women come to the front of the stage. I am here and I'm pretty."
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"Whoaaaaaa, get up, get up, Where my homies at? Uhhh uhhh. Pimpin these bitches, pimpin these tricks..."
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AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?
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"how can we <blah-blah> when the world keeps turning!"
"how can we sleep when our beds are burning!"
does anyone remember the 80s?
or this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GW84mJgsRE
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"this next song... is about shooting blood out of your cock"
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Hahaha
CC rules
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I HAVE A 13 INCH PENIS! BOW TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE MASTA!! |
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For that first one, despite all the good G-spot and shocker references, I'm disappointed nobody made mention of an intergalactic Dio fan club.
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Anyone? Anyone?
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I've got another one;
"I'M DR. ROCKSO! THE ROCK-N-ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE! A-K-K-K-YEAH!"
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"WHO WANTS TACOS?!"
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"Slayer"
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"Red Waters"
"turning the water red with infanticide"
"Marybeth Tinning"
"this is fun!"
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Cunt for the Red October.
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2007-04-25, 16:58
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frustrated by Lord Jesus Fucker's gradual progression away from trve black metal, the rest of the band decided it was time to have "the talk"
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break down amidst the mixtures
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2007-04-25, 20:44
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Pirate Lawd
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The USS Baby Grinder.
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2007-04-25, 20:56
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"Poke-her"
"THE MENS ANSWER"
"Hand of God"
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2007-04-26, 04:26
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Honeybunch
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2007-04-26, 07:10
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Vaginal Warts
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"Pussy Punch-Line"
"The Baby Bluffer"
"Umbilic-No Board"
"Eatus Fetus" ????
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-04-26, 17:20
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Supreme Metalhead
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"Offshore Offspring Obliterator"
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2007-04-26, 17:22
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Die Young.
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"Dick Cheney"
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-04-26, 20:02
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I am a tax on the world..
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"Dying Fetus tour boat"
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2007-04-26, 20:55
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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SS Babygrinder
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2007-04-26, 21:02
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"Dying Fetus tour boat"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-04-26, 23:55
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2007-04-27, 00:06
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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This should keep the Injuns from attacking.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2007-04-27, 00:29
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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lol... carpark
"DISCOVERED!: secret government alien shopping center"
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2007-04-27, 00:34
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Buggy Circles
"Call the Xfiles"
..god that was lame
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2007-04-27, 01:17
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"Upon completion, Comp USA associates were disappointed when they found out they ran out of carts for the smile."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-04-27, 04:22
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Virginity alive and well in Lake Village, Arkansas.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2007-04-27, 05:08
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Comp circles.
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2007-04-27, 05:13
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New Blood
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" You see, it means I love you."
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2007-04-27, 05:17
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Supreme Metalhead
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2007-04-27, 14:25
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Metal As Fuck!
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I... just can't think of anything funny to comment about that picture...
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2007-04-27, 14:38
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"The 43 carts prepare to step on the gas as the green flag is about to come back out. Boogiedy boogiedy boogiedy!!"
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2007-04-27, 14:55
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I am a tax on the world..
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Front page in the paper...
"Drunks caught annoying Walmart employees"
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-04-27, 15:04
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rofl
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2007-04-27, 21:26
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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2007-04-28, 15:15
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This is clearly the result of Wal Mart hiring mexicans.
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2007-04-28, 17:43
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"I know the wheels can get fucked up over time and go anywhere but straight but this is ridiculous ... "
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2007-04-28, 18:05
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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haha thats really good
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-04-28, 18:11
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2007-04-28, 18:19
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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"it only took a few years, but t3h alienz finally understand that we dont give a shit about crop circles, anymore."
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2007-04-28, 18:43
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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"it only took a few years, but t3h alienz finally understand that we dont give a shit about crop circles, anymore."
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lol, i just noticed your sig.
I saw that last night but didnt bother posting about it.
what a kwuuur.
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2007-05-01, 07:05
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Timmy finally figured out how to convince them that he required special benefits for his missing leg.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-05-26, 00:56
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I miss this thread so caption THIS. Should be an easy one. |
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2007-05-26, 01:18
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I am a tax on the world..
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"holy shit"
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-05-26, 06:33
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the siamese
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This wins.
(If anyone's interested, the square is actually the Prime Minister of Finland.)
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I'M NOT BAAAAALD AND IMPOTEN MKAY?!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-05-26, 06:34
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Well, they have these threads everywhere else. Occasionally they're funny. Now it's our turn.
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Businessman: Hey guys, is this the real Gwar's guy over there?
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-05-26, 06:45
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the siamese
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Theodore.
like, the tv show, when i was kid, it was the same fucking boat...ok only funny for me!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-05-26, 07:09
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Triple post? Damn Bob, WTF are you smoking? At least stay current for fucks sake.
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"SEE THIS?! NEW CREST PROHEALTH TOOTHPASTE DID THIS! IT'S SO FUCKING BROOTAL! RAWR!"
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rock, paper metal shoot! ....yeeaaaahhh...
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2007-05-26, 07:36
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the siamese
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well sorry for this, but....i dont know how put 3 quotes in one post...*shy*
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-05-26, 16:32
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hahaha FBS made a lame thread. 
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