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Ok, suckas. wHat'll it be?
I was just curious as to what makes your masculine/strong feminine exterior melt like puddy? What makes you go all, "Aw, wook at dat?"
Mine would have to be cats. Small cats, big cats, those gigantic fat cats, any cat..... except those sick alley cats.
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I'd have to say nice fake titties.
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I also like animals....?
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I was just curious as to what makes your masculine/strong feminine exterior melt like puddy? What makes you go all, "Aw, wook at dat?"
Mine would have to be cats. Small cats, big cats, those gigantic fat cats, any cat..... except those sick alley cats.
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I was just curious as to what makes your masculine/strong feminine exterior melt like puddy? What makes you go all, "Aw, wook at dat?"
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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Motherfucking word. True signs of a keeper.
Afterwards I would take her back to her place and splatter that ass until she passes out.
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Babies and ankle biters make me all warm and fuzzy. It's just the mom in me that screams "gimme!" and makes me want to read stories or play Duplos.
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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Hmm.
Imagine you were drinking at a bar, drinking hard, throwing down shots, dropping beers like hot rocks. And you had a girl along who was trying to keep up, but failing. Usually this is the kind of girl who prides herself on being 'one of the boys' and doesn't like to show weakness easily. So she's pretty much cross-eyed, yet she keeps drinking until she's a walking talking retard.
Now, the feminine bladder isn't built with man-drinking in mind. They're just smaller. Thus, after a fairly rate-limited amount of time, this woman will need to piss. You know the kind of piss, when your body and soul start screaming "EVACUATE!" at you, and your legs bow at the knees.
Anyway, our hypothetical girl goes to the bathroom, only to find all the stalls engaged. Losing motor skills and consciousness, and realising vaguely that her dignity is being challenged, our honey stumbles like a pinball into the alley behind the bar, squats down, panties to ankles... and passes out.
NOW. When you come along and wake her up, and the realisation hits her, and she looks more embarrassed, stupid, and ridiculous as she ever will in her life, as she lies there in a crumpled heap with a puddle of her own piss cooling in her ankle-warming panties and her dignity in rags, and as she struggles like a crippled peacock to get up, swearing and flailing and slipping in her own waste, I would DEFINITELY say "Aw, wook at dat".
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I was just curious as to what makes your masculine/strong feminine exterior melt like puddy? What makes you go all, "Aw, wook at dat?"
Mine would have to be cats. Small cats, big cats, those gigantic fat cats, any cat..... except those sick alley cats.
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Yup. In Spain there are a lót of street-cats, niiice! And they're ŕll over you when you have food.
...And fuck those 'naked' cats. Uagh.
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Thanks for once again sharing your profound depth and insight to educate we untamed mongoloids with wisdom from your egotistical, overly critical, pseudo-intellectual psyche. Despite the fact that half of your posts fit that contemptible description, it hasn't gotten old yet.
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Thanks for once again sharing your profound depth and insight to educate we untamed mongoloids with wisdom from your egotistical, overly critical, pseudo-intellectual psyche. Despite the fact that half of your posts fit that contemptible description, it hasn't gotten old yet.
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Thanks for once again sharing your profound depth and insight to educate we untamed mongoloids with wisdom from your egotistical, overly critical, pseudo-intellectual psyche. Despite the fact that half of your posts fit that contemptible description, it hasn't gotten old yet.
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