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Old 2002-10-24, 12:10
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Thought i would raise my ugly head

Hello there



I have been lurking here approx *looks at watch* half an hour, I thought I would be courteous and introduce myself. *kix keyboard as space bar is fucked*

To quote a good friend of mine:

Windowlicker filters failed. Must reboot and rewrite.

I'm not here to have cyber-sex, play games, or make endless small talk with people that I will never meet.

If you visit my page it is not compulsory to leave me a message. If you do and I check you out I may sign yours, but again it is not compulsory.

If you email me and I find you intriging I will try and message you back. If I don't - deal with it. Harrasing me over my rudeness will not win you any brownie points.

Respond as you will. Over and out.


sorry i found her funny. Im here to while away the hours im at work. I currently frequent a number of different boards my main one www.bradfordrio.com as thats the club i live in practically.

I can be a bitch or I can be the sweetest angel.... take your pick

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Old 2002-10-24, 12:44
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I pick bitch. But then again, I'm fat so it doesn't matter what I think.

Hello.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-10-24, 12:54
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YAY! *claps hands* somone picked bitch!!


footer: dont mind her shes on a sugar rush from rolo's and lilt
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Old 2002-10-24, 13:01
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You had to say sugar, didn't you... read the f_b_s is a fat cunt thread for an explanation... mmmmmmm.... carbohydrates...
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-10-24, 13:02
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who cares im a bloody elephant..... ill eat as effing much sugar as i damn well like and so shold all of yoU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-10-24, 16:16
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I pick bitch. But then again, I'm fat so it doesn't matter what I think.

Hello.



sane, you fat fuck.




welcome, bondage
 
Old 2002-10-24, 17:12
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Hey Bondage, welcome to metaltabs, and keep up the lilt swigging and rolo chomping!
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Old 2002-10-24, 20:33
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-10-24, 23:28
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g...g...g....girl!!!!

hey! welcome here
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Old 2002-10-25, 07:49
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*wavies to everyone* aww hiyas
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Old 2002-10-29, 04:43
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sane, you fat fuck.




welcome, bondage





heehee
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Old 2002-10-30, 02:22
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who cares im a bloody elephant..... ill eat as effing much sugar as i damn well like and so shold all of yoU!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Holy Christ, you're a hideous monster.
 
Old 2002-10-30, 03:26
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hahahaha
you get the "gentleman of the year" award
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Old 2002-10-30, 08:34
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Holy Christ, you're a hideous monster.



well it is halloween after all
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Old 2002-10-31, 02:29
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If you make a porno, they'd put it in Horror.



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Got ice for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Old 2002-10-31, 10:41
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and if you made one they would put it in the science and nature dept for pondlife research
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Old 2002-10-31, 11:11
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Touche.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

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Old 2002-10-31, 11:43
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*shrugs*
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Old 2002-10-31, 12:52
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bagpuss - hes just a dirty duck toucher - kick him in the twitcher

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Old 2002-10-31, 13:35
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give him some TATEY!
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Old 2002-10-31, 22:03
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and if you made one they would put it in the science and nature dept for pondlife research



Hell yes they would, goddamnit, you Satanic Hepher.
 
Old 2002-11-01, 06:28
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Enough.
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