|
2008-02-03, 18:25
|
 |
the siamese
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
Posts: 2,294
|
|
|
she looks older loll
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
|
|
|
2008-02-03, 19:02
|
 |
Drugged Unholy
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
Posts: 2,458
|
|
|
jailbait
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine  |
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
|
|
|
2008-02-03, 19:35
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by TruthDevoid
jailbait
|
My favorite fapping material. |
|
2008-02-03, 19:36
|
 |
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: us
Posts: 577
|
|
|
Ya, but once agian im only 16.
__________________
ownage
|
|
2008-02-03, 20:40
|
 |
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Arsis
Ya, but once agian im only 16.
|
I'm dating a 15 year old too... but I'm 18. Time to start telling all the neighbors that I'm a pedophile... |
|
2008-02-03, 22:42
|
 |
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
I'm dating a 15 year old too... but I'm 18. Time to start telling all the neighbors that I'm a pedophile...
|
Haha, isn't that like illegal in the US?
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-03, 22:53
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
Last edited by blitz906 : 2008-02-03 at 22:58.
|
|
2008-02-03, 23:12
|
 |
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-03, 23:51
|
 |
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
To MyOwnSavior: how kvl7. but seriously, that looks like a kick ass smoke spot... except for when it's dark out, that'd be sketchy as fuck.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Arsis
|
uh oh, your left hand isn't on the fretboard. I hope it's not a drop C hardcore breakdown. Also, I have that same BDM shirt. Just thought you might like to know... 
for the first pic: she's 10 there? no way. It's kind of an interesting looking picture in black and white.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
Last edited by Me himself : 2008-02-03 at 23:57.
|
|
2008-02-04, 00:06
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: us
Posts: 577
|
|
|
0s arent always breakdowns. drop C? Yes...
__________________
ownage
|
|
2008-02-04, 00:11
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: us
Posts: 577
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by blitz906
|
I would guess a 17-22 lol but ill say 18?
__________________
ownage
|
|
2008-02-04, 00:53
|
|
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by blitz906
Haha, isn't that like illegal in the US?
|
yes, people do it a lot anyways though. I still feel like an ass. |
|
2008-02-04, 01:09
|
 |
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
yes, people do it a lot anyways though. I still feel like an ass.
|
Pffffff don't. If you don't fuck her, someone else will  When are you ever gonna have the chance to fuck a girl that young again, ever?
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-02-04, 02:19
|
|
the siamese
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
Posts: 2,294
|
|
|
Blitz: 17
MTM: hell yeah!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
|
|
|
2008-02-04, 04:39
|
 |
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
|
My girlfriend is 18 this month..anal sex just won't have the same thrill.
lo0lol.
My friends and I dressed up like zombies last night and got drunk..I'll post pictures soon.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe. |
|
2008-02-04, 04:57
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
Please do.
I went to the special place last night and got pretty messed up, in a good way. I took some pictures but none of me. I hope to go tomorrow night.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-04, 05:12
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
|
After I have secks with a cute 15 year old girl all my goals in life will be achieved.
|
|
2008-02-04, 06:27
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Requiem
After I have secks with a cute 15 year old girl all my goals in life will be achieved.
|
Well damn, aren't you aimin' high.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-04, 06:37
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Requiem
After I have secks with a cute 15 year old girl all my goals in life will be achieved.
|
I'm really hoping you're under 18.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-04, 07:20
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
My girlfriend is 18 this month..anal sex just won't have the same thrill.
|
HAHA!
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Arsis
I would guess a 17-22 lol but ill say 18?
|
No.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
Blitz: 17
|
What?!?! She's 19, but she looks more like 21 in the second pic, to me anyways.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-04, 21:32
|
|
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
Pffffff don't. If you don't fuck her, someone else will When are you ever gonna have the chance to fuck a girl that young again, ever? |
meh who knows if i will even get to fuck her. Shes a slut and a tease at the same time. |
|
2008-02-04, 21:39
|
 |
Legio Draconorum Orkian
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: upon raging waves
Posts: 4,499
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
Here is pictures of my and my friend's "special place"...
creek part III |
Love the gloom. |
|
2008-02-04, 23:44
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
Yeah, the place is grim as fuck. We were thinking of filming a black metal parody video there, like Call of the Wintermoon.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-05, 00:20
|
|
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
Yeah, the place is grim as fuck. We were thinking of filming a black metal parody video there, like Call of the Wintermoon.
|
Do it. then post it here, I love those |
|
2008-02-05, 00:30
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
I'll see what I can do. My friends have a lot of funny costumes that we could use. I do know Cameron has a Peter Pan outfit I hope he'll use.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-05, 01:13
|
|
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
I'll see what I can do. My friends have a lot of funny costumes that we could use. I do know Cameron has a Peter Pan outfit I hope he'll use.
|
as long as you have teh grim corpse-paint and guitars with random headbanging  |
|
2008-02-05, 01:54
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
I don't know about the guitars, but there will be corpse paint.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-05, 03:11
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe. |
|
2008-02-05, 03:33
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
|
this one's nice and greusome. 
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
|
that's a pretty good phone camera.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
|
caption + picture = He could also pass off as Reuben Rosas of Devourment.
you sure know how to entertain, BassB!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
Last edited by Me himself : 2008-02-05 at 03:37.
|
|
2008-02-05, 05:28
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Cheers man. There are most definitely good times had at my buddies place. 
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe. |
|
2008-02-05, 06:58
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
lqtm, that looked like an awesome night. ZOMBIE GRAVEYARD RAPE BONANZA!
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-05, 16:18
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Maastricht, Netherlands
Posts: 1,506
|
|
__________________
.
.
.
.
.+-+ .....::::: Alive to Live, Not to Believe....In a God that I cannot see :::::..... +-+
|
|
2008-02-05, 17:11
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Six_Feet_Under_420
|
A friend of mine has that same guitar and he glued a Cutlass emblem from an Oldsmobile (I guess he stole or found it somewhere) similar to this one on the front of the body beneath the bridge and so I nicknamed the guitar "The Cutlass". It's a relatively cheap guitar but still a pretty nice seven string in my book. it's equipped with Duncan Design pups if I'm not mistaken. The neck feels awesome for shreddin' but I personally don't prefer the way the floyd feels against my palm. How much did you pay for it?
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Six_Feet_Under_420
|
You look blazed beyond belief... and the dreads complement that quite well, if I may be so stereotypical. 
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-05, 19:12
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Six_Feet_Under_420
|
Dude! It's Chris Barnes
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-05, 22:30
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Maastricht, Netherlands
Posts: 1,506
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Me himself
A friend of mine has that same guitar and he glued a Cutlass emblem from an Oldsmobile (I guess he stole or found it somewhere) similar to this one on the front of the body beneath the bridge and so I nicknamed the guitar "The Cutlass". It's a relatively cheap guitar but still a pretty nice seven string in my book. it's equipped with Duncan Design pups if I'm not mistaken. The neck feels awesome for shreddin' but I personally don't prefer the way the floyd feels against my palm. How much did you pay for it?
You look blazed beyond belief... and the dreads complement that quite well, if I may be so stereotypical. |
I paid 700 euro's. but mine doesn't have the duncan designed pups though. they're seymour duncans. The shop swapped it out for me when I purchased the guitar.
and yess I was pretty blazed
__________________
.
.
.
.
.+-+ .....::::: Alive to Live, Not to Believe....In a God that I cannot see :::::..... +-+
|
|
2008-02-06, 00:45
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
|
Lol you're cute.
|
|
2008-02-06, 21:51
|
 |
Attorney at Bird Law
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
My girlfriend is 18 this month..anal sex just won't have the same thrill.
lo0lol.
|
You'll have to add a new thrill. Try one of these on the night of her birthday-
1. Surprise butts3ks. Fuck her vaginally and wait until she is really into it. Pull out subtly and just cram it in with no warning. Then, try to hold on for as long as you can before you get bucked off. If you can finish before she knocks you off or fights her way out, you've are a suprise butts3ks maestro.
2. No lube butts3ks. In the last scenario, there was no artificial lube, but her vaginal secretions would act as a less effective natural lube. She knows you're doing anolz that night, but it's still a surprise because #1. no preparation, #2. no lube. Again, the objective is to either hang on for longer than 20 seconds OR to finish before 20 seconds.
3. Bondage surprise butts3ks. Tell your girl you have a surprise and whip out some of those soft, pink furry handcuffs or, if she's h4rdc0r3, some lengths of rope and a blindfold. She'll undoubtedly agree to this kinky new idea because she knows she's safe with you and it sounds like fun. After she is handcuffed and blindfolded, get some duct tape that you have been hiding in your pockets or under the bed or whatever. Tape her mouth shut. She won't have a chance to say "you didn't say anything about tape!" because, of course, her mouth is taped. Let her know in a playful manner that there is ANOTHER surprise and that it involves your digital camera. Make sure you can also borrow one of your friend's cameras as well, one will be used for still shots, the other for a movie of the whole incident. Of course, the whole thing is distributed on the internet the next day.
Tell her that you know she likes surprises and, doggone it, you just love her SOOO much. There's another sarprize! Your friends are all there! Now, whether they are there to watch, take pics, or actively participate in the festivities is really up to you. Just make sure to ask her it's okay, then assume it's okay because you can't hear what she's trying to say. Damn duct tape! Next comes the butz3kz. Just dive right in, no bean licking, no vaginal warmup, no an00s warmup, no NUTING! When you (or your friends) finish, make sure you give a big hug and explain to her how much you love her. Ask her if she enjoyed her surprises without, of course, removing the duct tape.
Then tell her you're going out for beers and you'll be back later. See of you can find a younger girl while you're carousing with your friends and, if successful, you can save the BIGGEST surprise for later that night... you're leaving her for someone YOUNGER! SURPRISE!
You're welcome, in advance. Try to convince your girlfriend to read these ideas so she'll know what kind of assholes you associate with on the intarnets.
__________________
Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
|
|
2008-02-07, 00:12
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
You forgot the donkey punch dude 
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-07, 00:41
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
You're welcome, in advance. Try to convince your girlfriend to read these ideas so she'll know what kind of assholes you associate with on the intarnets.
|
LOL. Thanks Chris. Yeah, I make sure I keep her far from this place.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe. |
|
2008-02-07, 01:39
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: us
Posts: 577
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Six_Feet_Under_420
|
You're face looks like a dude that works at guitar center near my town.
__________________
ownage
|
|
2008-02-07, 20:45
|
 |
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Jersey (CI) UK
Posts: 709
|
|
|
|
|
2008-02-07, 22:41
|
|
Attorney at Bird Law
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by blitz906
You forgot the donkey punch dude |
Whoa, that's ABUSE! So not cool.
__________________
Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
|
|
2008-02-08, 00:41
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 216
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Hidrio
|
Thats some awesome scenery.
__________________
Pm me if you live near/in southern Delaware
|
|
2008-02-08, 16:10
|
 |
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
|
|
|
2008-02-08, 16:44
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
Good to see you back. Good pictures as well.
(back door window)
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-08, 17:03
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
|
haha, moe..has anyone ever told you you exactly like Micheal Keaton??
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe. |
|
2008-02-08, 17:08
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
I was going to say he kinda looked like John C. Reilly but he does look like Keaton.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-08, 17:08
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
haha, moe..has anyone ever told you you exactly like Micheal Keaton??
|
naw, but i have heard tom hanks and the bass player from blink 182. lulz |
|
2008-02-09, 01:41
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
naw, but i have heard tom hanks and the bass player from blink 182. lulz
|
Haha, you do look like like Mark Hoppus
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-10, 01:27
|
 |
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Italy
Posts: 172
|
|
Just back from Oceans Of Sadness' concert...  |
|
2008-02-10, 15:38
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
|
You remind me a lot of my friend Sam.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-10, 16:26
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
You remind me a lot of my friend Sam. |
Sam looks like Dave Mustaine if he were a knight. |
|
2008-02-10, 16:59
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
Ironically he does a perfect old english accent. He often uses it while we're sparring to his advantage because he's not as strong as me and I can never keep a straight face while he does it.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-10, 20:59
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 3,635
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
|
hah the other guy always looks like he's sleeping or really hung over. |
|
2008-02-11, 02:09
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by xgrafcorex
hah the other guy always looks like he's sleeping or really hung over.
|
or on xanax |
|
2008-02-12, 01:10
|
|
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
3. Bondage surprise butts3ks. Tell your girl you have a surprise and whip out some of those soft, pink furry handcuffs or, if she's h4rdc0r3, some lengths of rope and a blindfold. She'll undoubtedly agree to this kinky new idea because she knows she's safe with you and it sounds like fun. After she is handcuffed and blindfolded, get some duct tape that you have been hiding in your pockets or under the bed or whatever. Tape her mouth shut. She won't have a chance to say "you didn't say anything about tape!" because, of course, her mouth is taped. Let her know in a playful manner that there is ANOTHER surprise and that it involves your digital camera. Make sure you can also borrow one of your friend's cameras as well, one will be used for still shots, the other for a movie of the whole incident. Of course, the whole thing is distributed on the internet the next day.
Tell her that you know she likes surprises and, doggone it, you just love her SOOO much. There's another sarprize! Your friends are all there! Now, whether they are there to watch, take pics, or actively participate in the festivities is really up to you. Just make sure to ask her it's okay, then assume it's okay because you can't hear what she's trying to say. Damn duct tape! Next comes the butz3kz. Just dive right in, no bean licking, no vaginal warmup, no an00s warmup, no NUTING! When you (or your friends) finish, make sure you give a big hug and explain to her how much you love her. Ask her if she enjoyed her surprises without, of course, removing the duct tape.
Then tell her you're going out for beers and you'll be back later. See of you can find a younger girl while you're carousing with your friends and, if successful, you can save the BIGGEST surprise for later that night... you're leaving her for someone YOUNGER! SURPRISE!
You're welcome, in advance. Try to convince your girlfriend to read these ideas so she'll know what kind of assholes you associate with on the intarnets.
|
HAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH.
*gasp*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 01:26
|
 |
bugfucker strikes back.
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
|
|
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 01:33
|
 |
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
|
hahahah mahar
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
|
2008-02-12, 01:35
|
|
bugfucker strikes back.
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
3. Bondage surprise butts3ks. Tell your girl you have a surprise and whip out some of those soft, pink furry handcuffs or, if she's h4rdc0r3, some lengths of rope and a blindfold. She'll undoubtedly agree to this kinky new idea because she knows she's safe with you and it sounds like fun. After she is handcuffed and blindfolded, get some duct tape that you have been hiding in your pockets or under the bed or whatever. Tape her mouth shut. She won't have a chance to say "you didn't say anything about tape!" because, of course, her mouth is taped. Let her know in a playful manner that there is ANOTHER surprise and that it involves your digital camera. Make sure you can also borrow one of your friend's cameras as well, one will be used for still shots, the other for a movie of the whole incident. Of course, the whole thing is distributed on the internet the next day.
Tell her that you know she likes surprises and, doggone it, you just love her SOOO much. There's another sarprize! Your friends are all there! Now, whether they are there to watch, take pics, or actively participate in the festivities is really up to you. Just make sure to ask her it's okay, then assume it's okay because you can't hear what she's trying to say. Damn duct tape! Next comes the butz3kz. Just dive right in, no bean licking, no vaginal warmup, no an00s warmup, no NUTING! When you (or your friends) finish, make sure you give a big hug and explain to her how much you love her. Ask her if she enjoyed her surprises without, of course, removing the duct tape.
Then tell her you're going out for beers and you'll be back later. See of you can find a younger girl while you're carousing with your friends and, if successful, you can save the BIGGEST surprise for later that night... you're leaving her for someone YOUNGER! SURPRISE!
You're welcome, in advance. Try to convince your girlfriend to read these ideas so she'll know what kind of assholes you associate with on the intarnets.
|
I don't think i've laughed that hard in a while...
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 01:39
|
|
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
|
Mahar and dicksucktion!!!! Wow!!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 01:42
|
|
bugfucker strikes back.
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
|
|
|
Hahahaha.
He's a funny dude. Nice, too. Can't wait till they come back around.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 02:46
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
|
who the hell is chris mahar?
|
|
2008-02-12, 04:10
|
|
bugfucker strikes back.
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
who the hell is chris mahar?
|
drummer for Skinless.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 05:43
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,865
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
You'll have to add a new thrill. Try one of these on the night of her birthday-
1. Surprise butts3ks. Fuck her vaginally and wait until she is really into it. Pull out subtly and just cram it in with no warning. Then, try to hold on for as long as you can before you get bucked off. If you can finish before she knocks you off or fights her way out, you've are a suprise butts3ks maestro.
2. No lube butts3ks. In the last scenario, there was no artificial lube, but her vaginal secretions would act as a less effective natural lube. She knows you're doing anolz that night, but it's still a surprise because #1. no preparation, #2. no lube. Again, the objective is to either hang on for longer than 20 seconds OR to finish before 20 seconds.
3. Bondage surprise butts3ks. Tell your girl you have a surprise and whip out some of those soft, pink furry handcuffs or, if she's h4rdc0r3, some lengths of rope and a blindfold. She'll undoubtedly agree to this kinky new idea because she knows she's safe with you and it sounds like fun. After she is handcuffed and blindfolded, get some duct tape that you have been hiding in your pockets or under the bed or whatever. Tape her mouth shut. She won't have a chance to say "you didn't say anything about tape!" because, of course, her mouth is taped. Let her know in a playful manner that there is ANOTHER surprise and that it involves your digital camera. Make sure you can also borrow one of your friend's cameras as well, one will be used for still shots, the other for a movie of the whole incident. Of course, the whole thing is distributed on the internet the next day.
Tell her that you know she likes surprises and, doggone it, you just love her SOOO much. There's another sarprize! Your friends are all there! Now, whether they are there to watch, take pics, or actively participate in the festivities is really up to you. Just make sure to ask her it's okay, then assume it's okay because you can't hear what she's trying to say. Damn duct tape! Next comes the butz3kz. Just dive right in, no bean licking, no vaginal warmup, no an00s warmup, no NUTING! When you (or your friends) finish, make sure you give a big hug and explain to her how much you love her. Ask her if she enjoyed her surprises without, of course, removing the duct tape.
Then tell her you're going out for beers and you'll be back later. See of you can find a younger girl while you're carousing with your friends and, if successful, you can save the BIGGEST surprise for later that night... you're leaving her for someone YOUNGER! SURPRISE!
You're welcome, in advance. Try to convince your girlfriend to read these ideas so she'll know what kind of assholes you associate with on the intarnets.
|
your quite a charmer casanova, you must be batting the ladies with a stun prong! haha
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
|
|
|
2008-02-12, 22:05
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,841
|
|
__________________
The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Undone
moonraven?....more like ass raven
|
|
|
2008-02-13, 17:48
|
 |
Denimwearinghillbilly
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
|
|
|
|
|
2008-02-13, 19:24
|
 |
MotörCat
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 昔昔
Posts: 7,547
|
|
|
haha awsome
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
|
|
2008-02-13, 19:34
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Awesome. There for a second I thought you were the singer.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-13, 19:59
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
amazing, Doc!
can't wait to see them in two months.
The neck pic is sweet too.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-13, 20:44
|
|
Denimwearinghillbilly
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
|
|
|
|
|
2008-02-13, 23:14
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by sqol
|
Fucking sweet!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 02:07
|
 |
Vaginal Warts
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Posts: 2,289
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by The Doctor
|
wow that's actually really fuckin' cool.
Sqol, is that ran a flying v?
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
|
Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
|
2008-02-14, 02:40
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by The Doctor
|
That really is a great photo dude. If I were you, I'd find some way to enlarge it, print it on photo paper, and frame it or something.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 11:23
|
|
Denimwearinghillbilly
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
|
|
|
yeah i think i just might do that, but its rather narcistic aint it?
anyway, i twisted my back so bad when i landed, fell straight on my ass/lower back. Then i got smashed up in the wall of death and had several kicks in the face, i still have a chronic headache, hahaha. Municipal Waste has definetly fucked me up
|
|
2008-02-14, 15:15
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Me, my ex, and my friend J-Dub
This was taken last night. The entire time she was looking for a high enough shelf in the store that she could lay on so I could fuck her. Goddamn tease. Eh, gotta love her.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-14, 18:34
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by The Doctor
yeah i think i just might do that, but its rather narcistic aint it?
|
that would be the best part about it! haha. Whenever you bring new people around your place, while giving them a little tour of the place show them the framed photo and tell them, "ah yes, and here I am pwning the pit, as always, and leaving in my path a trail of chaos and destruction." It would also +5 machismo.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 21:39
|
|
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Dissection
Hahahaha.
He's a funny dude. Nice, too. Can't wait till they come back around.
|
Yeah man he's a riot, and he always has that energetic mood to him. I just found it funny cos I know the dude... partied with him, hung out with him, I know his girlfriend and all her friends and shit... and he's so down to earth as well. Not to mention an exceptional drummer.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 22:40
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,841
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by JoeYngVai
Sqol, is that ran a flying v?
|
Nah, it's a superstrat, the full pic is here.
Clockwise:
Ran custom
'88 Charvel Model 4M
Jackson DK7
'07 USA Gibson LP Standard
__________________
The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Undone
moonraven?....more like ass raven
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 22:52
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Each one of them are very nice guitars. Kudos.
Like the color red don't we?
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-02-14, 23:04
|
|
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
Than Ran looks reeeeally fucking nice
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-02-14, 23:52
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 216
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by sqol
Nah, it's a superstrat, the full pic is here.
Clockwise:
Ran custom
'88 Charvel Model 4M
Jackson DK7
'07 USA Gibson LP Standard
|
What kind of fretboard in on the RAN? It looks like maple but it's lighter than the Charvel's? Different kind of maple or what?
__________________
Pm me if you live near/in southern Delaware
|
|
2008-02-15, 03:02
|
|
the siamese
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
Posts: 2,294
|
|
|
I love this RAN, looks metal and it has a hand-made style!
How much you paid for this? im curious
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
|
|
|
2008-02-16, 07:41
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-16, 18:01
|
|
the siamese
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
Posts: 2,294
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Me himself
|
is it stuck in your skin?!?!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
|
|
|
2008-02-16, 19:24
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 800
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
is it stuck in your skin?!?!
|
it hit me but the empty ball stayed attached on my skin for some reason by the paint so I just left it on for the photo op. and in all fairness, it indeed did splatter on my arm so it counted.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
TRANZ? LLOZ.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
Everyone is wrong.
|
|
|
2008-02-17, 20:06
|
 |
Slayer of dumb cunts
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, va
Posts: 3,622
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by sqol
Nah, it's a superstrat, the full pic is here.
Clockwise:
Ran custom
'88 Charvel Model 4M
Jackson DK7
'07 USA Gibson LP Standard
|
Yeah those are pretty much almost all the same guitars i have except the ran.
04 Gibson Les Paul Standard limited edition
2006 or 7 Jackson SL-2H Soloist
1989? Charvel Mode 4
Customized Epiphone Explorer
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Darko
...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
|
About requiem. Aint it the truth... |
|
2008-03-01, 17:43
|
|
Death to all but metal!
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
Posts: 6,026
|
|
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
|
|
|
2008-03-02, 15:41
|
|
MotörCat
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 昔昔
Posts: 7,547
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
. The rest is woods, which are far less exciting
|
but more gr1m
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
|
|
2008-03-03, 02:13
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
|
lol ^^
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-03-03, 18:55
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 315
|
|
|
Last edited by KevC : 2008-03-03 at 18:57.
|
|
2008-03-04, 05:39
|
|
Drugged Unholy
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
Posts: 2,458
|
|
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
|
|
|
2008-03-04, 05:49
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
|
You look like the singer of some crappy hardcore band I saw last summer. No offence.
Is that the pup? If so, then he's grown a lot.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
|
2008-03-04, 05:51
|
|
Drugged Unholy
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
Posts: 2,458
|
|
|
haha none taken. Yeah man, he's gotten a lot bigger. I wish I had a full shot of him to show the size difference.. I'll have to take one tomorrow if i remember.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
|
|
|
2008-03-04, 12:23
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
|
His coat has really darkened. Wish I could pet him, really reminds me of my friend's dog who has HUGE. I was about 12 when I first went to his house and saw the dog. It was standing on all fours and came to my chest. Man, I was scared but he was so friendly. When we'd swim we would get his face wet and he looked like look a wolf.
|
|
2008-03-05, 22:59
|
 |
New Blood
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Jersey
Posts: 7
|
|
|
Hidrio, Me and another dude at Metal Night in Jersey
__________________
"Bang your head againt the stage!"
|
|
2008-03-07, 02:41
|
|
Okay.
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bowman
Hidrio, Me and another dude at Metal Night in Jersey
|
Haha is that guys beard dyed red? That's awesome.
Were you in Australia? I noticed the can of Fosters.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
|
|
|
2008-03-07, 02:52
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Emory, Texas
Posts: 1,280
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by KevC
|
DBZ power up????
666 posts!!!!!!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
|
|
|
2008-03-07, 13:08
|
|
New Blood
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Jersey
Posts: 7
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by blitz906
Haha is that guys beard dyed red? That's awesome.
Were you in Australia? I noticed the can of Fosters.
|
Yeah Red a treat. In Jersey (island between England and France)
The Beer selection is shocking in most places over here.
__________________
"Bang your head againt the stage!"
|
|
2008-03-07, 17:48
|
|
the siamese
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
Posts: 2,294
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Auyard
What kind of fretboard in on the RAN? It looks like maple but it's lighter than the Charvel's? Different kind of maple or what?
|
its just the vernish, the charvel's vernish is darker than the Ran one
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
|
|
|
2008-03-07, 21:34
|
|
MotörCat
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 昔昔
Posts: 7,547
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by blitz906
Haha is that guys beard dyed red? That's awesome.
Were you in Australia? I noticed the can of Fosters.
|
you can get fosters almost anywhere
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
