allright, we havn't had one in a long time and i thought it was time for a
new one. same as before, no bullshit from the peanut gallery(fuckface,
i'm talking to you).
so here goes, the rules are to make a story, using song titles in phrases,
like" shut the fuck up, the bitch is back..." (elton john ) or famous
lines in songs, and if it doesn't work, i'll delete this post.
so i'll start with:

once upon a time, there was an ice cream man...

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who had a chocolate flavoured head and a sugar waffle body and he was lactose intolerant

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sorry i posted something, not completely understanding the rules, then went back re-read the rules so i had to edit it and get rid of it, and it was my 200th post!

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the ice cream owned a maze of torment in south of heaven..

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then why didn't you delete this useless post, dick


.....because he had spent half his life walking the stairway to heaven...

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.....but when he finally got there he said "fuck this shit, send me to hell" and he rode the elevator down......

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..on the way down the elevator..he came across this weird looking thing next to a tree, ' she was teenage zombie '

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....and she said to me, scuse me, while i kiss the sky,
*she was going up*


....and so i did the zombie stomp...

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but that went out of fashion faster than wearing bread as earings, so he did the monster mash

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but then he said who cares about fasion...what the hell...im dead anyways....so he put some bread earrings on and then started to mash again....

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..by this time he started to get a bit paranoid.

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ahhh, fuck it he said, i'm the master of insanity, i don't need this shit,...
so he flicked off the super charged heaven and embraced the dirty south...

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...and so he said: "im from the south.... The Deep South...

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...and so he finished his desent...

...the door to hell was locked, so he
had to find the keeper of the seven keys....

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As he was trying to find this keeper of the seven keys, he came across the cowboys from hell..

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...and these....these....these coyboys, said to me...
"we're taking over this town,"

and i said, "DUDE, looks like a ladyyy"
ahhhhh.......ahhhhhhhh

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..one of these cowboys was called perry mason.

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and the other was called stan

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and the other one was called ' louise '

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THEY WERE ALL RIDING BAD HORSIE

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they all screamed "HEY JUDE", and died...

and so the ice cream man set out for the keeper, when he can
across a man who calls himself, "i zombie".

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Who was "fucking Hostile", and "skull fucked"...

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..and on his head was 666.. the number of the beast..

and he shouted: "We want dirty deads done dirt cheap!!!"

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the first dirty deed he wanted done was for Joacim to get his ass kicked, but a young punk was already in the process of doing so while telling Joacim "You robbed a sperm bank because your a cum guzzling fag"

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"why dont you get an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women???" he replied.

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in the distance, the keeper had his eye watching the ice cream man
this entire trip, the problem, was, the ice cream man had to cross the
purple haze to catch him. and this purple haze was no ordinary haze,
it had many monsters who lived in it, especially the phantom stranger.

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