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2002-10-20, 00:45
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Happy Birthday Gigantic Penis!
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well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LØRD MALPHAS
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2002-10-20, 00:52
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Post-whore
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oh boy!! my own birthday thread!! 
only 2 more years than i can buy beer! 
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
-Beavis and Butt-head
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2002-10-20, 00:53
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2002-10-20, 00:55
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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have a good one man.
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2002-10-20, 01:32
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happy birthday dude, stand tall!
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2002-10-20, 02:23
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Throbbing Member
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your penis gets alittle bit bigger every year .
Hey its death8699s birthday 2, is he every around?
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deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2002-10-20, 02:36
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Drunken Yeti God
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This Bud's for you. Bud Light that is. But I'm not going to give it to you, I'm just dedicating it to you...it's mine you fucker!
Cheers man.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-10-20, 05:10
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Post-whore
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i got some money for my b-day, now i can buy Lacuna Coil and Kovenant cds!
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
-Beavis and Butt-head
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2002-10-20, 06:16
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The Devil
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Originally posted by walpurgis
This Bud's for you. Bud Light that is. But I'm not going to give it to you, I'm just dedicating it to you...it's mine you fucker!
Cheers man.
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Why don't you drink regular Bud?? It's light enough as it is.....
What percentage is Bug Light??
Anyways, happy b-day penis.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-10-20, 07:12
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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bud light is like 3 or 4. somethin.
fuck american beer.
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2002-10-20, 07:39
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Nah dude, most American beer's in cans, and those can be pretty sharp, and... oh, wait, you didnt mean literally! Yeah, America can be good for some whiskey, not so good for some beer. My favorite beer's Irish, but I'm a Guinness nut. I snuck into the Guinness factory and drank some right away and it's so good I get hard.
Oh yeah, happy fuckin birthday.
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2002-10-20, 09:56
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Master Killer
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Hey penis dude, congratulations!
I drank a westmalle tripple for you yesterdaynight :P
that's 9,5% hehe!
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2002-10-20, 12:36
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Yeah happy birthday dude
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2002-10-20, 18:26
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2002-10-20, 19:14
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Post-whore
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ahahahahhaa, theres friction between him and "penis" hahahaha.
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2002-10-20, 19:35
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Drunken Yeti God
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Originally posted by memnoch
Why don't you drink regular Bud?? It's light enough as it is.....
What percentage is Bug Light??
Anyways, happy b-day penis.
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Well, I'm not exactly of age, so I don't get too particular, and I don't mind Bud Light...I don't even know the difference between that and regular budweiser, so I can't answer your question. But Miller High Life sucks a big fat asshole.
By the way GP I drank a LOT for your b'day
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-20, 20:19
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The Devil
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I like regular bud.....it's got a great taste out of the bottle, and on draft it's 100 times better.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
Last edited by memnoch : 2002-10-20 at 20:22.
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2002-10-20, 20:59
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-10-20, 21:01
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Post-whore
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2002-10-20, 23:32
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Post-whore
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By the way GP I drank a LOT for your b'day
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thank you
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
-Beavis and Butt-head
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2002-10-21, 00:58
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Drunken Yeti God
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Haha, I do what I can 
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-10-21, 04:17
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Post-whore
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its good to see you are looking out for me!
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"Hey! They're working! My feet are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
"I guess it all works out in the end"
"Yeah, the REAR end."
-Beavis and Butt-head
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