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Old 2007-02-26, 20:35
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Is there a site that ages your picture like to show what you will look like when you are older?
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Old 2007-02-26, 20:40
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Old 2007-02-26, 21:02
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Old 2007-02-26, 21:06
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Old 2007-02-26, 21:27
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Is there a site that ages your picture like to show what you will look like when you are older?


I hope not, that would be scary.
 
Old 2007-02-26, 21:30
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Old 2007-02-27, 04:19
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Impatient bastard.

Haha.

How the fuck is some site supposed to know what you'll look like in 5 years? Traits/trends? Fuck that shit. Too complex.






But just think about it for a second. The logistics would probably work by you sending a picture, giving your age, and maybe a few minor details.

How would the site know where your face is located? What would it do if it did? Contour it slightly, shade it maybe?

Or if you sent a picture of a newborn baby... would you see how the child would look age 5?

Basically, stupid question. I have seen a similar machine though (at an arcade) where two individuals have their picture taken and it combines them/ 'youngens' to show a picture of their child, what it could look like. It was crap, facial scars/blemishes also showed up on the child. Just no.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 04:20
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They can does it. I seens it on television.
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Old 2007-02-27, 04:26
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They can does it. I seens it on television.

Indeed, the professionals who work with trends and thousands of examples/comparisons. You know, those guys that put effort into it and get paid.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 04:27
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Old 2007-02-27, 04:34
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Is there a site that ages your picture like to show what you will look like when you are older?


Don't try to rush things, buddy. Eventually, you WILL grow hair down there.
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Old 2007-02-27, 04:41
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Don't try to rush things, buddy. Eventually, you WILL grow hair down there.

And it will itch like you won't fucking believe and you'll scratch so much you claw away at the skin and your testes just hang, all exposed, and your vas deferens get tangled.
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Old 2007-02-27, 05:00
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And it will itch like you won't fucking believe and you'll scratch so much you claw away at the skin and your testes just hang, all exposed, and your vas deferens get tangled.

Shittest gore imagery ever. Calwing away at skin? Testes hanging? I don't see how clawing away at the skin on your pubic region would make your testes hang. Sure, there are pubes on the scrotum, but clawing away at them seems hard to imagine, as it would be quite difficult and odd. Pubes there are fewer and wider apart. Also less coarse. The tangling of the vas deferens was quite silly, as if the scrotum was removed and the testes were hanging, I don't see how the vas deferens would tangle without violating physical laws.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 05:02
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Old 2007-02-27, 07:59
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Old 2007-02-27, 08:30
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Old 2007-02-27, 09:53
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Has anybody in this thread posted anything remotely useful yet?
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Old 2007-02-27, 10:13
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Old 2007-02-27, 10:59
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Old 2007-02-27, 11:42
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Or the girls mother.


Hahaha, very good.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 11:44
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there was this site once, i looked for it but i cant find it anymore.


hahaha
 
Old 2007-02-27, 12:11
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Go to the drug store and look at the cheap eye make-up. Get a geyish to brownish pencil for doing eyebrows for about a $1 or so. Look in a mirror and crunch up your eyebrows. Where ever there's a wrinkle follow along that line in the depression. Smile and do the lines next to your eyes. If you smoke, pucker up and do all those little lines around your mouth that are vertical. blend the lines just a wee bit so they don't quite disappear, but so you can still see them a little. If you're in your teens, your face will probably change physical shape a little depending on your weight and your bio parents bone structure. Your hairline may recede depending on your parentage, too. Baldness comes from the mom's side so pay attention to your mom's dad's hairline. That's a pretty good indication, but not 100%.

To counteract aging a little if you don't want so many wrinkles, stay out of the sun except for a very few minutes. Use sunblocks or sunscreens with uva and uvb blocks. I use an Oil of Olay with suncreen 15 as a moisturizer daily. Some people use Preperation H cream because it's cheap and it smooths the skin. (giggle all you want, it works)

Guys have different type skin on their faces than women. I was a beauty consultant for a few years so I know that. Both have delicate areas around the eyes so don't pull on that area because it's very prone to loss of elasticity and that will make a baggy undereye area to add to your wrinkles.

Maybe that will help you out figuring it out without a time lapse generator. Frankly, I think I've gotten better looking with age, but maybe I'm just more confident.
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Old 2007-02-27, 19:13
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Go to the drug store and look at the cheap eye make-up. Get a geyish to brownish pencil for doing eyebrows for about a $1 or so. Look in a mirror and crunch up your eyebrows. Where ever there's a wrinkle follow along that line in the depression. Smile and do the lines next to your eyes. If you smoke, pucker up and do all those little lines around your mouth that are vertical. blend the lines just a wee bit so they don't quite disappear, but so you can still see them a little. If you're in your teens, your face will probably change physical shape a little depending on your weight and your bio parents bone structure. Your hairline may recede depending on your parentage, too. Baldness comes from the mom's side so pay attention to your mom's dad's hairline. That's a pretty good indication, but not 100%.

To counteract aging a little if you don't want so many wrinkles, stay out of the sun except for a very few minutes. Use sunblocks or sunscreens with uva and uvb blocks. I use an Oil of Olay with suncreen 15 as a moisturizer daily. Some people use Preperation H cream because it's cheap and it smooths the skin. (giggle all you want, it works)

Guys have different type skin on their faces than women. I was a beauty consultant for a few years so I know that. Both have delicate areas around the eyes so don't pull on that area because it's very prone to loss of elasticity and that will make a baggy undereye area to add to your wrinkles.

Maybe that will help you out figuring it out without a time lapse generator. Frankly, I think I've gotten better looking with age, but maybe I'm just more confident.


I don't like how I look in 5 years. LOL
 
Old 2007-02-27, 19:40
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Actually, there is a site like this. My friend sent it to me a few years ago. I'll see if I can dig it up. Don't hold your breath, though.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 20:16
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Old 2007-02-27, 20:27
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Found something.

http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/...rmer/index.html

EDIT: Wow, this thing fucking sucks.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 20:34
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Found something.

http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/...rmer/index.html

EDIT: Wow, this thing fucking sucks.


That thing is fucking awesome.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 20:44
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That thing is fucking awesome.

Yeah, you're right, I was just using an uber-shitty pic.
 
Old 2007-02-27, 20:57
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fuck a whole lotta that

Req, did you get into mama's make-up? That was awful quick or else you ran out and bought make-up right away.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2007-02-27, 21:33
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Found something.

http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/...rmer/index.html

EDIT: Wow, this thing fucking sucks.


Ha ha that's sooo bad it's cool! I submitted a photo of a zombie!!!
Maybe I'll submit a picture of my cock and click that manga tab!

Hey maybe people can submit stupid pics, tinker with them and then we all have to guess what the original image was!
 
Old 2007-02-27, 22:06
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That thing kicked mega ass. At first it sucked because i used my avatar photo, but once i used a new photo of me looking straight on it came up with some hilarious results hah.
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Old 2007-02-27, 23:38
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Neither link worked. Try again.
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