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Old 2007-02-08, 20:15
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Anna Nicole Smith has croaked

I always figured she'd die of AIDS or overdose at a young age, but this is still pretty strange to hear about. Couldn't have happened to a more worthy person.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208...na_nicole_smith
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Old 2007-02-08, 20:42
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lol
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Old 2007-02-08, 20:49
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Just read this... tragic!!

R.I.P you big tittied bitch!
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Old 2007-02-08, 20:50
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haha shes a btich
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Old 2007-02-08, 21:05
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Have a nice afterlife you money grabbing whore!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-08, 21:14
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It won't surprise me a bit if she OD-ed. I was never a fan of hers, but I suppose someone loved her.
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Old 2007-02-08, 21:15
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She was Marilyn monHOE.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-08, 21:23
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i wonder who'll be the next model for trimspa.
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Old 2007-02-08, 21:44
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i wonder who'll be the next model for trimspa.


it is going to be L,B'XXX
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Old 2007-02-08, 22:15
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I'll miss seeing her make a ass of her her self high on tv , and that backwoods family of hers....

To the one who said she was Marilyn Monroe fuck that, Marilyn was hotter.
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Old 2007-02-08, 22:19
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To the one who said she was Marilyn Monroe fuck that, Marilyn was hotter.


Reread fucktwat!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-08, 22:22
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Reread fucktwat!


haha how was i suppose to get that she was a hoe and so was the real marilyn!
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Old 2007-02-08, 22:30
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her enormous jugs will live on in all our memories. rip
 
Old 2007-02-08, 23:01
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Yeah, apparently she collapsed. She always was a little top-heavy...
 
Old 2007-02-09, 03:09
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Yeah, I've sworn she'd been eating pills for years now. Probably oxycontin or something.
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Old 2007-02-09, 04:57
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Who cares. What a horrible human being. I want to lay bets on what killed her. I'll put $50 e-bucks on prescription medicine overdose or interaction.
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Old 2007-02-09, 05:34
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Anna Nicole Smith has croaked


Lolz...
let Paris be next, and soon.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 05:57
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 06:32
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Anna was hot when she started to do playboy until she got fat!!!! I loved her big tits... My two theory's are these..
1. lawyer hubby knew she was taking some pills or drugs that her son took made her sign orver all the money to him, and he just let her rot till she died..

2. she overdosed on anti-depressants because of her lawsuite her son being gone..

All in all I think it was a drug overdose ever since seing her bratty little kid i told my self he will od or commit suicide. Damn Ana im going to miss your big juggs!!!!
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Old 2007-02-09, 07:57
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.


I'd put my cock in her mouth to shut her the fuck up. Then kill her and eat her kidneys.
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Old 2007-02-09, 08:03
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john you need to check out brain resin!

give it some time, at least listen to 2 full tracks...

myspace.com/brainresin [i think]
 
Old 2007-02-09, 08:41
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Oh man. I've expressed some caustic opinions about this excuse for a woman today, and all people have said is "WAAAAH RESPECT FOR THE DEAD HURR DURR SHE WASNUT THAT BAD LOL I'D STILL HIT IT LOL".

Face it, shallow stupid people of the world, you of the goldfish memories and the wading-pool consciousness. If she was alive, you'd be calling her a cunt.
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:05
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Oh man. I've expressed some caustic opinions about this excuse for a woman today, and all people have said is "WAAAAH RESPECT FOR THE DEAD HURR DURR SHE WASNUT THAT BAD LOL I'D STILL HIT IT LOL".

Face it, shallow stupid people of the world, you of the goldfish memories and the wading-pool consciousness. If she was alive, you'd be calling her a cunt.

shes dead, and im still calling her a cunt ; )
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:08
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.

as a matter of fact, i would not fuck paris hilton, and here are my reasons:
A) i am perfectly happy in my current relationship
B) i despise her as she has all this fame and fortune with absolutely no work involved, and she put out a fucking record, which i believe hit the top whatever charts.
C) i think she looks rather trollish
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:12
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lol funny
 
Old 2007-02-09, 09:12
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shes dead, and im still calling her a cunt ; )


World, this man is more honest than you.
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:36
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.


Paris Hilton has herpes. She looks remotely passable because of the plastic surgery and other adjustment. Fake blondes - yuk.
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:47
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lol shes a million times hotter than you you ugly bitch. when you are hotter than her you can criticise.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 10:01
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Fuck Anna Nicole Smith. One down, 100000000 to go, but still.
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Old 2007-02-09, 10:07
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lol shes a million times hotter than you you ugly bitch. when you are hotter than her you can criticise.

BAHAHA.


Well, I guess it was every adolescents dream to fuck her. Including me. Shit! I only have a few days to get to America while she's still fresh!
 
Old 2007-02-09, 12:17
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lol shes a million times hotter than you you ugly bitch. when you are hotter than her you can criticise.

and when you fuck her you can defend her, but you havent, so you are defending a spoiled rotten whore of a poor excuse of a woman that you have never met, probably will never meet, a sure as hell will never fuck. she cares not for little people like you, or me, or anyone with a net value of <$100 billion

i have never seen anyone get sooo pissy on the internet, outside of dissection, over things soooooo meaningless.


oh yeah, and anna nicole is still a stupid cunt.
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Old 2007-02-09, 12:28
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and when you fuck her you can defend her, but you havent, so you are defending a spoiled rotten whore of a poor excuse of a woman that you have never met, probably will never meet, a sure as hell will never fuck. she cares not for little people like you, or me, or anyone with a net value of <$100 billion

i have never seen anyone get sooo pissy on the internet, outside of dissection, over things soooooo meaningless.


oh yeah, and anna nicole is still a stupid cunt.

Yo're an idiot. He's not pissed. You are. He's being a funny irritating cunt, and you subdued to his objective. Have fun sucking at life.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 12:50
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lol shes a million times hotter than you you ugly bitch. when you are hotter than her you can criticise.


That statement is double bullshit.

1. Last time I checked, UTTER fucking idiocy and a crippling lack of talent wasn't hot.

2. The "you can't criticize because you can't do better" fallacy is fucking old. It means that pretty much nobody can criticize anything. Movie and book reviewers, food critics, and men appraising women as you just did. "When you're a hotter woman than me, then criticize me. Retard.
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Old 2007-02-09, 13:59
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.


No, I wouldn't.
And Paris ain't got what it takes to be a Marilyn. I do. I'm glad someone finally realizes that.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2007-02-09, 13:59
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this isnt really news, everyone keep this in mind.

like, you know, folks die all the time.
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Old 2007-02-09, 14:07
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She's just the flavor of the day until something else happens. Then no one will give a rat's ass about her. I think it's ridiculous how long the paternity testing on the baby has taken. I know it was a short time for our family's results. They're playing it out big time. Which one of those guys is going to be the next talk show host, singer, or actor? I bet there's a celebrity status in the works there somewhere.

BRING BACK JOHN WAYNE AND JANE RUSSELL!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2007-02-09, 14:45
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.


ah come on you sad fucking wanker. Paris Hilton is the worst excuse for a person, i bet i could break her back just by looking at it. She's an ugly sack of bones. Paint her black and sent her off to fucking Ethiopia, skinny bitch
 
Old 2007-02-09, 14:48
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ANNA NICOLE WAS A LEGEND AND @ H3RO. R1P.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 15:23
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And you're drunk again.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-02-09, 15:36
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Old 2007-02-09, 16:03
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ah come on you sad fucking wanker. Paris Hilton is the worst excuse for a person, i bet i could break her back just by looking at it. She's an ugly sack of bones. Paint her black and sent her off to fucking Ethiopia, skinny bitch


Yeah...I'd still fuck her though.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 16:23
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you'd fuck a melon with a hole
 
Old 2007-02-09, 16:27
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you'd fuck a melon with a hole


Don't insult my girlfriend like that!

She's actually a pumpkin with a hole.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 16:49
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.

only if it was anal...
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Old 2007-02-09, 20:30
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lol
paris wont die
shes too hot
anyone that says they wont fuck her is a liar.
if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD.

I can say you're 100% wrong on that doucheboy...


LOL @ infinitys erection for Paris...

heh heh
 
Old 2007-02-09, 20:42
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I can say you're 100% wrong on that doucheboy...


LOL @ infinitys erection for Paris...

heh heh

but wouldnt 100% wrong mean that nobody wants to fuck her, and this is obviously not the case.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 21:19
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I can say you're 100% wrong on that doucheboy...


LOL @ infinitys erection for Paris...

heh heh


i heard paris has herpies
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Old 2007-02-09, 21:39
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Just wear a condom. Solves everything.
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Old 2007-02-09, 22:27
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Just wear a condom. Solves everything.

or avoid her herpes infected vag and stick it in her ass
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-02-10, 00:31
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Who cares. What a horrible human being. I want to lay bets on what killed her. I'll put $50 e-bucks on prescription medicine overdose or interaction.


WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE RIGHT?? YES PLEASE.
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Old 2007-02-10, 00:38
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my first thought was some sort of drugs. ha crazy shit is, that hard rock seminole casino isn't very far from my house. my neighbor got fired from that place.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 01:28
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lol @ peeps arguments.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 02:02
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but wouldnt 100% wrong mean that nobody wants to fuck her, and this is obviously not the case.

He replied, "if she was naked in your room right now saying fuck me, you WOULD"

so yes... he's 100% wrong on that.

Your continual attempted trolling at me is futile.

Give it up please... you're wasting everyones time.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 02:03
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Don't insult my girlfriend like that!

She's actually a pumpkin with a hole.

Haha!!!
 
Old 2007-02-10, 02:15
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Just wear a condom. Solves everything.


No, HPV is one of those nasty things that spreads even if you use a condom. Condoms reduce the chances of herpes spreading, especially between outbreaks, but skin is most contagious the day before an outbreak, when you can't see it... In Australia, only women are vaccinated against it at the moment (VERY recent development), and I think there was some bullshit religious abstinence-only resistance to it over in the USA.
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Old 2007-02-10, 04:06
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I say scientology
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Old 2007-02-10, 04:28
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I say scientology

nope, scientology only fights (without aggravation) psychiatry and psychological pharmeceuticals; those two things are scientology's primary competition, because their "religion" is actually a money sucking brainwashing scam disguised as a shrink.

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No, HPV is one of those nasty things that spreads even if you use a condom. Condoms reduce the chances of herpes spreading, especially between outbreaks, but skin is most contagious the day before an outbreak, when you can't see it... In Australia, only women are vaccinated against it at the moment (VERY recent development), and I think there was some bullshit religious abstinence-only resistance to it over in the USA.

thats only if there is skin on skin contact with an infected area. So if theyre on her poon, FUCK HER IN THE ASS YEHH!
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Old 2007-02-10, 04:34
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HPV can live around the ass. Receptive homosexual men get herpes warts on their assholes. If someone with herpes did Paris in the ass, she's not safe.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 04:38
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Receptive homosexual men get herpes warts on their assholes.


Ouch. Just, ouch.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 04:42
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Genital herpes can be found on the penis, vulva, anus, thighs and buttcheeks to be precise.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 07:55
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all these celebrities could be easily ignored.

really, why should we concern ourselves with this stuff.

celebrity gossip news , and phony events, contraversies, tragedies......complete waste of time, catering to the lowest common denominator.

there is an entire industry directed toward humiliating rich, famous or imfamous folks to make most peoples retarded, dumb fucking lives a little more furfilling.

so who really cares if paris hilton has herpes.....really?............i bet its a bogus rumor.....most likely....and even if true.....what does that really mean? who cares if this gold digging, junkie playboy model dropped dead? what bearing does that have on your personal little existence on this wee earth?

its means absofuckinglutely nothing.
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Old 2007-02-10, 16:53
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It just makes me wonder --- will you miss me when I'm gone?


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Old 2007-02-10, 20:01
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all these celebrities could be easily ignored.

really, why should we concern ourselves with this stuff.

celebrity gossip news , and phony events, contraversies, tragedies......complete waste of time, catering to the lowest common denominator.

there is an entire industry directed toward humiliating rich, famous or imfamous folks to make most peoples retarded, dumb fucking lives a little more furfilling.

so who really cares if paris hilton has herpes.....really?............i bet its a bogus rumor.....most likely....and even if true.....what does that really mean? who cares if this gold digging, junkie playboy model dropped dead? what bearing does that have on your personal little existence on this wee earth?

its means absofuckinglutely nothing.


Good point about the celebreties... but you know they wouldent be celebrities so much if people didnt care.
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Old 2007-02-10, 20:10
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Paris Hilton is for pre-teen girls to gossip about. Go find a message board dedicated to that demographic if you want to continue this discussion.

Also, who the hell cares about Anna Nicole Smith? When did metaltabs become the supermarket checkout line?

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